9Summary: The planets rotate around the sun. Today, Pam and Jim discover what a certain cruciverbalist rotates around.
A cold open set in early Season 4. #12 in the Rejected Cold Opens series.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
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[Report This] Added: February 23, 2022
Summary: 
Every holiday is important to someone. Even Halloween. No, *especially* Halloween. (Submission #2)
(A series of mini-fics set on holidays major and minor in the life of Jim, Pam and the Dunder Mifflin crew. Blame Max for this.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, Cece Halpert, Clark, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Erin, Gabe, Isabel Poreba, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Katy, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Larissa Halpert, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Nellie, Oscar, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy, Pete, Phillip Halpert, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: No
Every holiday is important to someone. Even Halloween. No, *especially* Halloween. (Submission #2)
(A series of mini-fics set on holidays major and minor in the life of Jim, Pam and the Dunder Mifflin crew. Blame Max for this.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, Cece Halpert, Clark, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Erin, Gabe, Isabel Poreba, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Katy, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Larissa Halpert, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Nellie, Oscar, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy, Pete, Phillip Halpert, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: No
[Report This] Added: April 12, 2021
Summary: “Healthy ecosystems all have a natural balance. If you take something important out of the ecosystem, that balance falls apart, and the consequences for its inhabitants can be disastrous.”
Jim’s on a sales call. Pam’s taking a sick day. Karen’s getting a taste of life in the Scranton branch ecosystem with them gone. A cold open set mid-Season 3. #5 in the Rejected Cold Openings series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Oscar, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
Jim’s on a sales call. Pam’s taking a sick day. Karen’s getting a taste of life in the Scranton branch ecosystem with them gone. A cold open set mid-Season 3. #5 in the Rejected Cold Openings series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Oscar, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: October 25, 2020
Summary: "The rest stop where that soda exploded on me."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Completed: Yes
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: September 30, 2008
Summary:
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
Kelly sits Ryan in front of Big Brother 8. Gushing over a certain real showmance ensues.
You can read this without having ever seen BB8, but you probably won't catch everything, though the underlying theme is pretty obvious. I realize this doesn't match up with real time, since by the time BB8 aired, Ryan had already moved to NYC and broke up with Kelly, but work with me here. Prompt was "the new Eric and Jessica."
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: July 03, 2008
Summary: It's April 22, 2008. Nothing much is happening at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, so the employees are asked about Earth Day in Talking Head interviews.
Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: April 22, 2008
Summary: Michael accuses Dwight of borrowing one of his favorite DVD's two years ago... and not returning it. Unable to prove himself innocent, Dwight gets his hands on the rough footage from that day and makes everyone watch to find the real culprit. But when a terrible secret Jim has kept from Pam comes to light, can the two new lovers survive?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: October 24, 2007
Summary: The truth comes out about Kelly and Andy
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: August 10, 2007
Summary: Like most of the rest of the world, Dwight and Michael are terrified that Dwight is about to be a father.
Categories: Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Categories: Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: August 09, 2007
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Completed: Yes
A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: August 05, 2007
Summary: Convincing a male to go to a musical...is just not easy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: July 25, 2007
Summary: A fluffy little one-shot inspired by the cold open of Product Recall. Who knew being Dwight wasn't really that bad?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: April 27, 2007
Summary: A series of sexual occurences that lead to Jim and Pam's inevitable union. Spoilers through The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Completed: No
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Completed: No
[Report This] Added: April 19, 2007
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Other, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Completed: No
A Matchmaker comes to town and her first order of business is JAM, can you guess who her Mr. Knightly is going to be? This isn't going to be really long. I hope you like it because I'm totally pumped. P.S. It's not really AU or anything it just has a new character named Emma and she interferes as Emmas usually do.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Other, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Completed: No
[Report This] Added: April 19, 2007
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Completed: Yes
Pam and Jim are getting to be friendly again, and engage in a little instant messaging.
Post-Safety Training
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: April 13, 2007
Summary: Jim and Pam make some changes in their lives. Michael has a problem and needs to find some help. Speculation for Cocktails.
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
[Report This] Added: February 22, 2007