Penname: BrosBeforeHoes Real name: Gina
Member Since: June 26, 2007

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Summary: Past Featured StoryPam moved to New York instead of starting work at Dunder Mifflin. Years later she returns and she meets Jim, but they're at very different points in their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137329 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2008 Updated: July 22, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: March 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: stains of our past

so sweet and sad all rolled up into a new idea. Can't wait for me!

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232815 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 23: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.

*Gah

 

dead 

The Dress by PokerChips Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 5
Summary: Pam tries on a dress and pictures her life.

Categories: Future, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 737 Read Count: 2391 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: March 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Dress

So sweet. I like the 2nd dress better too! ;)

Summary: Jim and Pam take their children to an egg hunt at Schrute Farms one Easter. Like any time spent at Schrute Farms, it's not what they expect.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Mose
Genres: Holiday, Married
Warnings: None
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5934 Read Count: 7452 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2008 Updated: April 06, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 9
Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Good Friday: The Phone Call

LMAO!! This story has really tickled me so far. Mose and Chicken Jane and Girl! Very cute idea. Can't wait to see if Angela catches them red-handed and they end up looking for Dwight's cajones along w/ the hen. 

Author's Response: I think the end will surprise you. ;)  Thanks for reading and reviewing, BrosBeforeHoes!

June 10th by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 235] 95
Summary: Past Featured StoryImagine Jim’s confession on Casino Night never happened and Pam actually made it down the aisle on June 10th . . . only to say “I don’t”.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33398 Read Count: 142911 ePub Downloads: 29
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2008 Updated: April 18, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Here Comes the Bride

Yay!! Just discovered this and read all 4 chapters at once. I need more, more, MORE!!! TV is proven to be better for kids than school! 

Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: March 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: The Chocolate Whisperer

God, she felt like she was combustible, like if one tiny square inch of his skin touched hers she would ignite and fire would just consume her until she was a little pile of ashes on the couch

 *faint

 

God!! I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed more!!! (TWSS) 

If I Fall by oobadnama Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 6
Summary: Jim cheats on Pam. Gasp. This is the road that drove him to it and this is the road that will, eventually, drive them apart. And maybe together again. Like I'd give that part away, psft.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 4884 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2008 Updated: March 26, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 9
Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: when I get close to something beautiful

*GASP Jim? cheats on....Pam??? Surely you meant Jim MARRIES Pam.

Interesting idea. I wil be interested to see how both of them handle it AND FIND THEIR WAY BACK TO EACH OTHER. DAMMIT!!! ;)  JK. Kind of.  



Author's Response: Teehee. I hope I can make it interesting for you and I think they'll be some light at the end of the tunnel. You'll just have to read to find out. ;) Thanks so much for reading, bros. (and awesome username btw, hehe)

Summary: The Dunder-Mifflin crew works at West Scranton High School.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37055 Read Count: 54406 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2008 Updated: April 27, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Prologue

I can't believe this story doesn't have more reviews. Its a very believable and well thought out AU. Everyone's the same but....not. I can't wait to see more. Nice job. :)

Author's Response: Thanks so much. Though I definitely like getting reviews (more than I thought I would- it\'s my first story), I really am just happy that people are reading it- 3000+ reads so far! \r\n\r\nThanks for taking the time to review. So you know, I actually finished writing it tonight, so you shouldn\'t have to wait long to read the rest of it.

Summary: An old woman reflects on moments of her life in her last days.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3313 Read Count: 3260 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2008 Updated: May 25, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: March 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh so heartbreakingly beautiful. So in love all these years later. Thanks for making me cry on a Monday afternoon. :) I hope you will continue on. 

Summary: 5 times Pam or Jim utters the classic line through their relationship. Some of it is now, some is future. Spoilers for The Deposition (kind of)
Categories: Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 926 Read Count: 1947 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: April 02, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 9
Date: April 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! It was all so sweet and angst free!!! I <3 it. :)

Summary: Grief can turn you into someone you don't recognize. Jim struggles silently through what should be one of the happiest moments of his life.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5154 Read Count: 18045 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2008 Updated: June 02, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: June 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: When the Rain Breaks the Road

My grief bone is officially smashed. Thank you for making me cry first thing this morning. Thank goodness for happy endings!

Author's Response:

I think you are my first ever smashed grief bone...I'm really sorry.  I hear that's pretty rough.

thank you so much for reading and reviewing, it means everything. 

Summary:

"You need to catch up. Maybe if you wouldn't have lost your space in the Finer Things Club you might know more words to beat me."

Communication is hard. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael/Jan
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1654 Read Count: 2390 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2008 Updated: April 13, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 9
Date: April 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Awesomeful

That was really sweet and awesomeful!! Poor Michael but yay Kelly!!! I just want to see her happy and I think you did a great job showing Darryl's soft side for her. :)

Author's Response: I think Darryl has fun with her, and I think that's enough for him. Plus, I love Kelly. I think she's absolutely hysterical. I'm glad you liked it!

Summary: I look at Jim and Pam's first few 'real' dates and some random ones along the way.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10526 Read Count: 45332 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 9
Date: April 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Realization

Nooooo you can't blackmail for chapters!! People are lazy! Just go by read count!! Give the people what they want!! Fluffier fluff!!!


Author's Response: Wow, is it really blackmail? That\'s a little harsh, but I guess it\'s kinda true. Sorry...I like reviews, because I know that people are actually reading this and liking it.

Summary: The sequel to Dunder Hall, This is Pam. Picks up several years after where we last left off.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19453 Read Count: 13417 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2008 Updated: August 18, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 9
Date: April 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: the rebound girls

wait wait wait!!! I just got done w/ Dunder Hall and they were going to get marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrried!!! This isn't fair!! *pouts

Summary:

What if Jim had left during Dinner Party?

A very short story.  Barely more than a drabble


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 483 Read Count: 3287 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2008 Updated: April 16, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well played, indeed!!

Summary:

The worst thing about the internet is spam filters. Just ask Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Michael
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2678 Read Count: 5069 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: April 17, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

YAY!! A Muggins sighting AND a S1 Michael story to boot!! This day is starting out all right!! It can only go downhill from here. Thanks a lot.

Summary: Jim and Pam are next door neighbors in their early 20's and have known each other their whole lives. Jim's brother Jonathan and Pam are best friends and Pam does not like Jim at all... or does she? AU (ya think?!)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29666 Read Count: 75078 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2008 Updated: May 16, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Surface of the Sun

I think this is really cute. Very diff to see Pam bff w/ Jon and not Jim although skinny dipping Jim might be just what she needs to switch brothers. Can't wait to read more!!


Author's Response:

Skinny dipping with Jim is a blast! I should know, we do it all the time...while I'm asleep.

Thank you! 

Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Hot Little Biddy

I want to marry you and have you write smut for me every day of our lives! You have a true smutty gift!


Author's Response: I accept! Thank you for the lovely offer and review

Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: May 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Surface of the Sun

69!!!!  *snort* Hee hee hee!!! 

 

/Kevin 

 

And its a smutty chapter to boot! Whoo! Keep cranking them out b/c the more you write, the more I am addicted to your smuttiness! 



Author's Response:

It's not easy to write smut, so I'm glad you like it! I have to give some credit to my beta, elly because she has helped me so much!

Thanks for the review! Keep reading! 

Summary: “When it happens, it’s going to kick your ass, Beesly. So stay sharp.” Spoilers for Chair Model.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1438 Read Count: 6371 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 9
Date: April 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: JIm's POV

Awwwwwww that was SO sweet my teeth hurt ;)

Seriously it was adorable. What better place for them than where it all began? Nice job! 

Summary: Jim lands his dream career, but has to be away from his family for a month at an internship all the way across the country. Angst, fluff, and a whole lotta cuteness.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14854 Read Count: 46455 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 22, 2008 Updated: October 26, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 6
Date: April 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: First Day

Nice :)

Summary: Never mess with a woman's candy dish. Bad things happen when you do --- such as profuse sweating, projectile vomiting, and serious internal pain. Oh, and bad stuff could also happen to the guy who messed with the candy dish...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2030 Read Count: 2925 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Andy doesn't get Kandy

Muggins again!!! How great to see you back and in full force. Your stories are some of my favorites and this one was no disappointment. LMAO @ drugging Ryan w/ lusty green candies!! 

 

I hope are planning on hanging around!! 

Summary: Some of the people at Dunder Mifflin Scranton do nice things for Angela. This was written in February during the Writer’s Strike for the MTT Word Challenge. Each chapter is a drabble (exactly 100 words.)
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Angela, Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Word: Two-Week Fanfic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1339 Read Count: 23197 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2008 Updated: April 29, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: April 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Table: Pam

Awww this was a really terrificly written, original idea!! LMAO @ Creed telling her Dwayne has a huge melon and sho will their kid! I hate when people do that!

Nice job!!  



Author's Response:

Thanks, Bros!  The 'challenge' of the two week word challenge was to use the daily word prompts in some sort of theme, and this is what I managed to come up with. ;)  And yes, people always want to tell pregnant women how horrible labor will be.  I'm not sure why they think that's helpful.

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! :) 

Summary: A collection of moments between Jim and Pam-- because neither of them can quite believe it at the start.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1131 Read Count: 3067 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: May 13, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: May 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: the suspension of disbelief

*sigh This was  just lovely!


Author's Response: :) thank you, bbh!

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam married Roy and moved to California after "Casino Night," and Jim gave up. But then he started getting the letters...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26622 Read Count: 123894 ePub Downloads: 21
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2008 Updated: June 11, 2008
Reviewer: BrosBeforeHoes Signed 10
Date: June 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: let's not forget ourselves, good friend

Gah! I read all 16 chapters at once and got left hanging in the angst! I have to tell you the "masta" beta part made me guffaw out loud, really loud. Thanks for the belly laugh!

Author's Response: I wish I could say that Masta the beta fish was purely fictional, but it is not. There was a real life Masta (not my fish, thankfully. My fish\'s name was Rupert.) It always made me chuckle.