Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Reviews by bebitched
Summary:

Jim decides to clue Pam in on what's 'normal'.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 224 Read Count: 3595 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2007 Updated: November 11, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Definition of Normal

“The Green one was a wuss.”

LOL. And the pink one did kick ass!



Author's Response:

I know, the Pink Power Ranger totally ruled. What was Jim thiking? ; ) Thank you so much for reviewing, bebitched!

-Rose : )

Summary: Jim Halpert had never been one to rush into things.  Jim Halpert has perfected  the art of waiting, procrastinating, weighing his options, analyzing the situation, and finally  . . .

Takes place during Survivor Man.
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 704 Read Count: 2016 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 13, 2007
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Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

He does seem weird lately. I think this story perfectly sums up what's been going on with him, how Pam's moving forward with her life and he just seems like he's along for the ride. Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review!

Summary: Jim and Pam's first little talk with their new baby.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 201 Read Count: 3314 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2007 Updated: November 18, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Jim and Pam

Serious squeeing going on here!



Author's Response: hehe. thanks. squeeing is a great reaction  

Summary: Some shower smut because they can.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 804 Read Count: 14434 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2007 Updated: November 18, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This story was exactly what my tired mind needed. Thank you.

Author's Response: Thank you!  Glad you enjoyed it:)

Summary:

 

Jim looks back over 10 years of his life. Does he like what he sees?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Inner Monologue, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 631 Read Count: 2977 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
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Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Intro

:( But the last line was perfect. I want to ask you if you'd consder doing a brief scene from each year, but I almost don't want to read the jouney to the end. Great job!

Summary:

a few important kisses in jim and pam's relationship.

total and complete fluff


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 396 Read Count: 14496 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2007 Updated: November 21, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Final Kiss

Why do you hurt me so? That last chapter was just... emotionally painful. But despite the fact that I'm tearing up right now, beautiful series. If only Jim and Pam could find a magical universe where unicorns graze and clouds are made of cotton candy and people don't die. *sigh*

 But I'm so sorry to hear about your broken heart :(



Author's Response: I don't mean to hurt. But, yeah. I kinda did. Its so sad. But I am with you.As long as I can live in that magical universe also.

Summary: “How bout this. I don't tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor. Redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.” Dwight K. Schrute comes to collect. Rated K+
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Oscar
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 701 Read Count: 1470 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 24, 2007 Updated: November 24, 2007
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Date: November 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

“How about I throw his lunch away for you?”

“That’s a stupid idea. But. Yes.”
LOL!

Oh Dwight.



Author's Response: oh dwight indeed. this story tickles me endlessly... is that braggy? i don\'t mean to sound braggy :)

Summary: A series of some really warped 55 word stories that I wrote to keep myself and others sane.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Ryan, Toby/Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bad Fanfic, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 521 Read Count: 22512 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2009
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Written While Studying To Much

This is actually pretty similar to what I've been studying recently in school, so double LOL from me!

Author's Response:

wow, if you actually understand that, major props. i barely do.

its for my physiology class. and that class deserves to die!     

Summary: "She knows everything, seriously."
Categories: Other
Characters: Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 977 Read Count: 1818 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
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Date: December 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Things That Kelly Knows

Love to this entire story. Kelly deserves lots of hearts and so do you for writing her so wonderfully!

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. I enjoy the fact that so many people love her almost as much as I love writing her.

Magic by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 11
Summary: Pam wonders about the fate of a fictional couple. Takes place in early season 4. Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 658 Read Count: 2558 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2007 Updated: November 30, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yay! I love that Pam is sort of a HP fangirl in her own right. And that she ships what I ship.

Nice parallels between the two, how each of them sees the Ron/Hermione situation a little different based on their point of view. And I love the last line :)



Author's Response: Thank you! Yeah, they may tease Dwight, but I can totally see Pam as a shipper. I can also see Pam worrying that her ship is going to run into the same reef she did with Roy (but thank goodness she has Jim to steer her straight). OK, enough with that metaphor- but you see what I mean. Hee. Thank you so much!

Summary: Michael Scott, writer of “Threat Level Midnight,” schools his staff on the Writer’s Strike. They, as always, are unappreciative. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 578 Read Count: 1389 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2007 Updated: December 02, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww, I want Pam to fall asleep on Jim's shoulder again!! This fic is so awesome! I was waiting for someone to do something about the strike in terms of fanfic.

Author's Response: me too. forever. i love when jenna \"fell asleep\" on bj\'s shoulder in the outtakes. they could do 5 more seasons, all chock full of adorableness, and i\'d still really adore that scene. i want to do more strike fic... i think it\'s just a good use of my time while i wait for it to come back!! so. any desire to collaborate on something? ;)

Summary: Simply put, an office Christmas party turns into a game of tag.
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1870 Read Count: 2657 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2007 Updated: December 02, 2007
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Date: December 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You're It

This was such a perfect capture of pre-S1 Jam, how they keep themselves guarded from each other but once and a while there's a moment when it all slips through. Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks! I love that chemistry and tension in Seasons 1 and 2. Though it sometimes feels weird to write \"back then\" fic, I really enjoyed this one. \r\n\r\nThanks for your review!

Summary: It’s blinding, sometimes, the force with which he loves her.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 752 Read Count: 3459 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2007 Updated: December 04, 2007
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Date: December 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: unthread the light

It’s blinding, sometimes, the force with which he loves her. But when she learns to unthread the light, she sees that it’s made of a million tiny things, infinite shining strands of love woven together, and it’s easier. Easier that way, taking it a piece at a time. Comforting, to know she’ll never run out of it.

That is just such a beautiful image. Great job!



Author's Response: That\'s a huge compliment, because I think you\'re an amazing writer. Thank you so much!

Summary: Sometimes he thinks about Pam, and the memories are faded and ragged around the edges, like photographs handled too often.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 626 Read Count: 2817 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
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Date: December 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I am now I blubbering mess. Seriously, though. Stunning. Simply stunning.

Author's Response: Wow, "blubbering" - in a sick way, that makes me feel good:) Thanks so much!

Summary: Three times Karen tries to better Jim via her credit card. Rated T
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 935 Read Count: 2127 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
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Date: December 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I can do for you what Martin did for the people

And what is the appopriate amount of shame, exactly? Well if it inspired this awesome fic, than maybe I can forgive the song choice. But you are on a warning missy. ;)

Author's Response: \"awesome fic\"? thank you :) well okay. i was walking down 6th ave a couple of weeks ago and the song came into my head. i\'m not above saying that beyonce rocks hard. i am just embarassed to admit that i let it influence my high brow writing... ha. i guess penance would have something to do with writing fluffy yet angsty jim/pam stuff...

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim chose the other path?

It's angsty, but hold on until the end. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4132 Read Count: 70972 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 06, 2007
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Date: December 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: And that has made all the difference.

Wowza. That was... angsty, but totally awesome at the end and very realistic. Great job! I love how each chapter title is a line in the poem.

Author's Response: Thanks so much.

Summary:

Andy and Kelly decide to celebrate Christmas in a way that's very... far out. Kandy!


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 8471 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 07, 2007
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Date: December 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Heh. Kandy Christmas! With Kandy Kanes. Loved this!

Author's Response:

LOL! Kandy Kanes! Love it. : ) I'm really happy you liked it! Thanks for reviewing, bebitched!

-Rose

Summary:

Which genes happen to be the most dominant of the bunch?

While Dwight was an efficient worker, it wasn’t easy for him to keep track of fatherly things. For example, the daily post and his daughter, both of which were currently missing.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 2120 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2007 Updated: December 10, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

THIS is why Angela's pregnancy chould be written into the show. They're all written right here.

Author's Response:

I think it should have been, too, but I realize that would have complicated things a LOT. ; ) Thanks for reviewing, bebitched!

-Rose

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is the last of my "near miss" rewrites for season three episodes. This one is based on "The Negotiation" and also a Pam talking head from "Michael's Birthday". It's also more angsty than the others.

Many thanks to GodInThisChilis and to Beeswax for their amazing advice and encouragement. Thanks also to all who have read my stories.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12596 Read Count: 52102 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2007 Updated: December 20, 2007
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Date: December 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue- A Gift of Remembering

I discovered this story last night while I was procrastinating and I just fell in love with it. There's something about the ebb and flow of consciousness to unconsciousness, reality to dreams, that's so poignant. Amazing job!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, bebitched. I really appreciate your kind words, and I\'m glad that the Pam to Jim chapters seemed to have a really different feel to them. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Spiked by watercoolersarah Rated: MA [Reviews - 3] 1
Summary: Even more awkward than the words "Dunder Mifflin Inter-Branch Holiday Party" should be able to conjure up, which was a lot of awkward.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1455 Read Count: 4859 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Spiked

Wow. This is what we're missing because of the strike? Because if so then I'm definitely pissed. ;)

Great job!

Summary: Pam gets the nerve to call Jim after she breaks off the wedding, and gets invited along on an impromptu road trip across the country.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Road Trip
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25535 Read Count: 66389 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
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Date: December 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Heading For Denver

Okay, that's definately the same hotel I stayed at, only I was in Seattle. I didn't notice that a Jim and Pam came included with the room. ;) I can't wait for the next chapter, aka sex.

Author's Response: Really?  That's so cool!  I've never been to any of the places I've written about so far.  I guess I haven't traveled enough.  Maybe I would more if Jim and Pam came with my rooms!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: In the Night

Wow. That was intense. Nicely maneuvered.

Summary:

Karen knew she was in bad shape when Toby sat down next to her.

 Karen's last day in Scranton.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1950 Read Count: 2272 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2007 Updated: December 22, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

She had wanted to be Jim's Pam, but Jim's Pam was Pam, and she was just Karen, which was pretty good, but not good enough. That pretty much sums up the whole Jim/Pam/Karen triange, doesn't it? This was such a great story! I love Karen/Toby interaction. And then this is just beautiful, a so Karen: The worst part about it was Karen was pretty sure that it was all ridiculously romantic. The epic love story of Jim and Pam.

Summary: Jim goes to many different restaurants.. as told from the point of view of his many waitresses :) A little AU, maybe. But mostly just a fun journey through all of Jim's meals dining out.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: All About a Peripheral Character
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24316 Read Count: 51249 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2007 Updated: January 10, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Karen:: Mocha Marlie's :: June 2002

I'm really enjoying the little voyeuristic look at Jim's life, especially with the changing lens of the different waitresses. Keep it up!

Author's Response: Aw, thanks! I\'m glad you like it :) By the way, I\'m a huge fan of all your stories !! Jim has some pretty important meals coming up, lol I hope you keep reading :D

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Epilogue :: Pam :: June 2009

Great job on this whole story! I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'m glad that you enjoyed it, and I appreciate the review :)