Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Reviews by bebitched
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147824 ePub Downloads: 48
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: LOL

Oh my god, these two are so clueless! I have to say, though, I am soo excited everytime I log on and see an update of this story. Keep it up!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: OIC

Aaaahh! Pleeease update soon? I might just implode with a cliff-hanger like that.

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: AFAIK

Oh god. You just killed me. *lays dead* But seriously, I am in love with this story. I'm going back over Phyllis' wedding in my head and that line about dorky dancing... whole new meaning now. Excellent chapter!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: IRL

I think I prefer it this way ;)

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: FTW!!

I thought I recognized some of her dialogue! Oh wow, I just wanted to say that fell fastly in love with this story from the get-go, and while I'm sad that there's only an epilogue left, I really enjoyed the journey. Love!

Summary: Sugary-sweet, fizzy, purple goodness. What's not to love? Well, let's just say grape soda has seen some ups and some downs in Jim and Pam's relationship.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11181 Read Count: 34362 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: October 30, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: The Fight

Awww, grape soda fight! Well I thoroughly enjoyed this story. Great job!

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed it. And I'm really impressed that you spelled thoroughly right. For some reason I have serious issues with that and the words unfortunate, and occasionally. Anyway, thanks for the review!!

Summary: Squirrel returns! Jim's got the girl, but what's the price? Set at season 4 progresses, with episode overlaps. The IRC chatters are back, too. :-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14883 Read Count: 22502 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The face of all the world is changed, I think

Yeeeesssss! Yay for sequels, especially this one! I am so excited for this story.

Author's Response: You're so sweet, bebitched - thanks!!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Say over again, and yet once over again

Nice tie in with the actual show!

Author's Response: I'm so glad you think so, bebitched!  Thanks for reviewing.  :-)

Awesome Lessons by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 12] 7
Summary: It’s a hot, humid night. Dog walking, short shorts, secrets ensue. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1669 Read Count: 5289 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 13, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really enjoyed that. The dialogue is totally them and I can definately imagine them sleepily taking their dog for a walk. Great job!

Author's Response: why thank you :)

Summary: Toby pines and seeks revenge.  Sort of. Rated K
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 602 Read Count: 2599 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 13, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Poor Toby! I laughed at several points in this, but it still kept with the comedy-barely-hiding-realistic-depression of the show. Yay for Jam though. I really want this guy to have a hapy ending.



Author's Response: i know - poor toby indeed! the first draft of this had him going to see pam before she walked down the aisle. i actually think that would\'ve been horrible - i wouldn\'t have been able to forgive myself! so i gave him sasha to cushion the blow. on the comedy/depression, i was watching end of s2 and beginning of s3 with my girlfriend for the first time, and i just kept saying, \"this is so sad!\" i\'ve seen every episode a million times, obviously, but i was struck so hard by the sadness. i love it. So. Much.

Summary:

I know this is happy-fluffy-jammy-goodness season, but I have to. I HAVE to do something angsty. Makes me feel better, brings me down from a sugar-high. All is not perfect in Jam Land.

Slight spoilers through S4 E2.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 818 Read Count: 3142 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 13, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Didn't Have To

Wow. Just... wow. Very realistic, breaks my heart a little, but they're just like any normal couple who fights and makes up and then goes back to who they are. But it's hopeful, and that's how I made it to the end without having a nervous breakdown ;) Well done!

Author's Response: Wow, thanks so much for the so very kind review! I'm so glad you liked this!!

Girl Talk by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Ryan have a chat in the kitchen -- "missing scene" from DMI (so I guess some "spoileresque" conversation)

This basically wrote itself -- not something I intended. I think it's my first ever non Jim/Pam story. But it's about them. :-)


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Ryan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 694 Read Count: 5411 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2007 Updated: October 14, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Girl Talk

That ass. This probably is exactly what went down between the two of them after that scene. I really want Jim to put Ryan in his place!

Well done.

Try, Try Again by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 72] 33
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam and Jim give baby-making a try.

The last two parts posted 10/22.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10233 Read Count: 47520 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Part Seven: The First In A Neverending Line Of Firsts

Wow. I am very content right now.

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Part Five: The First Hospital Trip

Aww, *sad face* But this: “I don’t know if it’s worse that I told you to rip my panties off, or that you actually tried to do it.” completely made up for it!

Summary: Pam's last day of work before maternity leave. Or so she thinks.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4500 Read Count: 23791 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2007 Updated: March 03, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Payback

That dick... I mean... what?

Great job so far, keep it up!

Career Survey by Big Tuna Rated: K [Reviews - 5] 3
Summary: Pam finds Jim's high school Career Survey and discovers some very strange things.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 421 Read Count: 3123 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2007 Updated: October 17, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Career Survey

This is so in character and I can definately see this happening. Thanks for leaving a smile on my face!

Author's Response: I'm so pleased that you thought it was believable. I would hate to butcher characters as lovely as Jim and Pam. Thank you so much for reviewing, bebitched! I really appreciate it!

Someday by traceace Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 6
Summary:

The change is noticeable almost immediately.

Set post-"Money".


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 649 Read Count: 3935 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2007 Updated: October 19, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

He still hasn’t told her much about the months he spent in Stamford, trying to wring love from companionship and staring at the autumn ocean so long even green eyes looked grey. That is so remarkably beautiful. Well done!

Summary: Past Featured Story

What Jim will remember about their night at Schrute Farms. 

Spoilers for "Money." 


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 788 Read Count: 6102 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2007 Updated: October 19, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yay! The "your turn" line made me think of switching off to answer the cries of a baby too. This: Immediately, you knew two things: One: that this is the story you will tell your children the first time they turn their nose up to a plate full of vegetables. Two: those children will also be hers. is just so full of perfection that I can't even dissect it. Great job!

Author's Response: This review made me squee a little bit, not gonna lie. Thanks so much! 

Summary: From the stairs to reception.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 621 Read Count: 4146 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2007 Updated: October 20, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yay! This is exactly what I imagine he was thinking on the walk between the stairwell and reception.



Author's Response:

Yay!  It's always good to know that the thoughts and words you give to these characters sound true.  Thanks so much for the review, bebitched!

Summary: A super-heavy piece inspired by Money and "First Day Of My Life" by Bright Eyes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2205 Read Count: 8837 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2007 Updated: October 20, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

There is just so much genuine emotion in this it's just... guh. The perfect kind of smuttiness to follow the shear emotion of that last scene in Money.

Summary: Ryan goes on three dates and is a champion of treating women well. Or. Not. Rated T
Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Bob Vance, Karen, Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 474 Read Count: 2499 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh Ryan, you oblivious asshole. I do have a soft spot in my heart for Ryan/Karen though, so I can't be too harsh with him ;) Nice job with this, you really captured his mindset, especially with him still being nervous under it all with Karen near the beginning, afraid she wouldn't show up.

Author's Response: ryan/karen, huh? i definitely get that... i think they fit well, i just don\'t know how to write it (well, outside of drabble format). thanks for the feedback!

Repetition by onedwigt Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 6
Summary: The moment Pam realizes her affections for Jim are more than friendly, the white lies she tells herself turn threatening.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 871 Read Count: 1966 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2007 Updated: October 23, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Repetition

I think you perfectly captured the undercurrent of emotion in that scene and there was a sense of consistency spread over it all that is very true to the whole arc of season 2 and 3. Well done!

Summary: She grips the shoulders of his work shirt as he pushes her skirt up on her thighs. [Spoilers up to and including Money]
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 7768 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2007 Updated: October 23, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: wow, I can get sexual, too

Yesss!! Oh man, that is so what I needed. Thank you for this!

Author's Response: I\'m glad I could be of service. ;)

Off the Cuff by uncgirl Rated: M [Reviews - 17] 6
Summary:

After their shower adventure, Jim suggests they try another fantasy to prove to Pam that their relationship is still magical.  Unfortunately, things don't go as planned.  Once again, don't try this one at home. A continuation of Tales from the Bathroom Floor.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: The Sexual Misadventures of Pam and Jim
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2465 Read Count: 3101 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: October 27, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Can't Start a Fire Without a Spark

Oh dear god. I thought I knew where you were going with that... I can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you so much.  Yeah, I kinda didn't hide the ball there, but the fun will be getting them back out of it don't you think?  I have the next partially written so it shouldn't be too long.

Summary: Three conversations take place under starry skies. Four lives are forever changed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8934 Read Count: 11643 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: i've done what i could for you (and i do know what's good for me)

I love that you showed that Roy is human, that he's simply a person. Just not Pam's person. I can't wait to read more!