Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Summary: Three conversations take place under starry skies. Four lives are forever changed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8934 Read Count: 11643 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
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Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: i'm crying 'cause i'm in love with you (you're crying 'cause you have no clue)

"I lied when I said your haircut was nice. I miss your old hair. Also, I’m in love with you.”

That line really made me laugh for some reason. Aww, but I'm sad that it's over :( I really enjoyed reading this series.



Author's Response: How thrilled am I that you enjoyed reading this? Like... way beyond any normal way to describe it. I really love your stories. Like, really. And now that I've creeped you out, I'll just say 'thanks'. :)

Summary:

Three things I believe:  They love each other.  Dunder Mifflin would wear Jim down without Pam there.  Parenting ain't easy.  This story follows from those three premises.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2727 Read Count: 3594 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: October 27, 2007
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Date: October 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I think that considering the last episode, this is very likely to happen in the future. If Jim doesn't start trying to move up soon, they'll get stuck with not as much mobility ie kids, morgage, that stuff. This was very realistic, but I'm glad there was some hope there at the end!

Author's Response:

I don't know if Jim needs to try to move up, but he needs to find a better situation at some point...I have to think that having Pam there is all that makes DM tolerable for him.  Thanks for the review!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe town mouse and the country mouse. Jim/Pam, Jim/Pam/Ryan.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10734 Read Count: 8281 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2007 Updated: October 28, 2007
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Date: October 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. Just... wow. There is just so much emotion packed into this, it's stunning.

Author's Response: Thanks! :)

Summary: If there was a pre-documentary documentary, the camera crew would have asked the women of The Office to respond to this question: What do you want to be when you grow up? These would've been their (55-word) answers.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Angela, Carol, Jan, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Childhood, Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 502 Read Count: 21043 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
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Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Jan

Aww, little Jan wanted to be Pam! I did not see that coming. This is such a cute series!



Author's Response: I'm glad you didn't see it coming! I wanted it to be a surprise because as soon as I thought of it I was sure everyone else would be able to see it coming from a mile away. Anyway, I'm glad you liked them! Thanks for the reviews.

Summary:

Pam wanted to start a Book Club. Jim just wanted to have a gourmet meal.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Oscar, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1933 Read Count: 2603 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 03, 2007
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Date: November 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A B-Plot that was Steamier than you thought

That was too cute! I really want to read a porny follow-up on that one ;)

untitled by overreaction Rated: M [Reviews - 30] 5
Summary: what you get when you mix happy, expectant JAM with drunk, pissed Roy.

Please review. That would be awesome blossom. with a little extra awesome.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7035 Read Count: 17447 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: December 13, 2007
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Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Wow, intense! Please tell me Jim kills that mofo?

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Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Oh thank god they're okay. Yay, twins!

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Pam refused to let Angela drop her off at home after the Dundies?

“I want to go to Jim’s,” Pam said, interrupting Angela’s thoughts.

Angela felt as though her head might pop off and land in one of her cup holders. Would the depravity of this night never end?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19942 Read Count: 55435 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
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Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Bad Idea

I love the premise for this story and Angela POV has me LOLing all over the place. Keep it up!

Author's Response: I'm so glad I made you LOL! Yay!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Baby Steps

Yay snuggling Jam!

Author's Response: LOL, thanks bebitched!

Summary: Mrs. Halpert makes a mistake. Dress shopping at Anthropologie. Jim has three conversations about Pam. And pineapple stuffing! Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2163 Read Count: 6468 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
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Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Medieval Conversations

This made me squee so much! The dialogue is dead on Jim and Pam, and I love Jim's mom!

Author's Response: you know, i feel like i already responded to the feedback... forgive me if i did already. thanks! it was so fun to work on... and i love jim\'s mom too. she totally rocks the house, i think. i envision her a bit like pam, but maybe a bit more unwieldy.

Summary: Series of vignettes.
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3631 Read Count: 2782 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
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Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Beautiful. Every single one of them. Especially Ryan's. And Karen's. And Jim's... and Creed's.

Summary: Post-Finer Things, Pam reminds Jim what's really important.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 936 Read Count: 4676 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
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Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This story makes me very happy. I love how you adknowledge that they have problems, but in the end there's just something between them that can't be ignored. I actually gasped out loud when I read the last line... even though I sorta saw where you were going with it, so kudos! I'm in a very good mood now, thanks!

Author's Response: I'm glad I put you in a good mood for a while! It's been a depressing day with the strike and all. :( Perhaps I am naive, but I just think that theirs is that kind of unique love that will only grow as time goes on and each realize that they are better people just for knowing the other.

Summary: The Staff of Dunder Mifflin celebrate another 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day'!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Phyllis
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1687 Read Count: 2496 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2007 Updated: November 05, 2007
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Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Little Tuna

LOL at this whole story, seriously.

“So when did you spawn?” Oh Dwight.

 And little Tuna! Great job!

Summary: On the precipice, one can choose the safe route or one can choose to jump. Eight times they chose to jump. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3446 Read Count: 6565 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2007 Updated: November 06, 2007
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Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Four Times He Took A Leap

*claps hands* Yay! I loved these... even the sad ones. I'm actually preparing to post something strikingly similar to this, with the "what if" theme. Great minds, eh? Great job!

Author's Response: ooh, i can\'t wait to read it! i\'m glad you loved it, thank you...

Five at One by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 6
Summary:

A sequel to "Five Ways Pam Tells Jim She's Pregnant", about a year and a half down the line. Each vignette corresponds to one in the original story, and are five stand-alone realities.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Other, Phyllis, Roy, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3809 Read Count: 17237 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
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Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Five: Patrick

*squees* Oh Michael. Sometimes I want to shoot him in the face and then others he makes my heart burst. This falls under that last catagory. Thank you so much for this series! It really made my day.

Author's Response: Hee, that\'s exactly how I feel about him, too. I think the fact that he\'s completely innocent is what has kept him from being strangled by just about anyone. I\'m glad you enjoyed this!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Two: Phoebe

Aww, that first one almost made me cry. You promised fluff soon, right? ;p

Author's Response: Wow, I\'m glad I didn\'t completely make you cry! I think it would be torture for poor Jim to watch Pam and Roy be parents. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Four: Elizabeth

Yay! This made me a very happy camper.

Author's Response: Oh, I'm glad! I like to give a little more fluff with each chapter. Thanks for reading!

Summary: Past Featured Story Completed

“Are you free for dinner tonight?” (Hello)

"Yes." (Hello)

For a long time it's just missed opportunities and crossed wires.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14247 Read Count: 28942 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: January 07, 2008
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Date: November 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: A Benihana Christmas

Oh my god! I've got parallels coming out of my ears (in a good way). I never realized that there were so many ways they intersect. Fantastic insight, as always, especially: And after all, she did pick his teapot.


Author's Response: Thanks :) I actually hadn\'t thought of the parallels myself until I started to write this chap and I couldn\'t rewatch any clips (youtube left me high and dry) so I read the MTT ep guide for the s2 and s3 Christmas eps. The parallels just wouldn\'t go away. Thanks so much for continuing to read and review, it means a lot to see people are following this story.

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Merger

I am very sad now. But in a good, bittersweet at-least-I-know-it-ends-eventually way. This especially got to me: He's too hot with his shirt sleeves buttoned. He wants his old desk back. He's craving jelly beans. He's craving grape soda. He's craving her. He thinks, hopes, dreams, wishes.

But at least there are blue skies ahead!



Author's Response: Definitely, at least we all know it ends well :)\r\nThanks so much for reading and taking the time to leave a review!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: The Job

*claps enthusiastically* The perfect ending to a wonderful series. Well done, really. I love the format and the concept and I think you did a really good job of slipping inside their heads.

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Phyllis' Wedding

She wishes she could stop pacing herself, wishes she could take the handbrake off her heart and let the truth pour out.

...reminding him that he has a girlfriend and a new life and an almost, sort of, slightly, haphazardly, patched up broken heart that really shouldn’t be entering into any strenuous activity just yet.

Beautifully symmetrical lines. Great job with this!

Summary: Pam and Jim, in an effort to squalch boredom, play the childhood game of 20 Questions, with a twist. When the questions get more personal, will they cave under the pressure to keep their true feelings hidden, or will they let it all out respecting the rules of the game?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 39511 Read Count: 86128 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2008
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Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Nicknames

That is SO something Roy would do! How ironic. Yay, more please!

Author's Response: I was hoping her nickname would be believable! I thought it fit Roy's character. Next chapter, Michael gives her a new name--almost as good as Roy's! Thanks for your review, and for reading!

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Regrets

YESS! Finally. And:

On a scale of 1-10, how nervous are you right now?

I’m like a 12, okay. Now will you please answer the question?

Made me laugh hysterically.



Author's Response: Thanks! Can't you just picture them having that little problem?

The Way I Am by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 8
Summary:

I know I do fluff, but this is fluffier probably than any fluff I've ever written. I think I've sickened myself...but it is what it is. I'm sure lots of you are familiar with the "old navy song" -- well Ingrid Michaelson sings it and it totally inspired this sugary bit of autumn spun fluff! Enjoy and make sure to brush and floss afterwards!

Spoilers through Branch Wars --kinda


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 866 Read Count: 3637 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: November 10, 2007
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Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Way I Am

Eeeee! Sorry, I just had to get that out. This is probably exactly what Pam is thinking, now that she's headed in her right direction, she doesn't want him to just be tugged along for the ride. Excellent story!

P.S. God I love that song!



Author's Response: whoohoo! So glad so many people love that song...it's the greatest.  I can't imagine that Pam isn't thinking this new relationship is perfection...especially in comparison to her last one! lol. Thanks so much bebitched!

My 4.09 Post-Ep Fic by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 7] 1
Summary: Post-Ep Fic for the 9th episode of the 4th season. Rated K
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44 Read Count: 2659 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: November 10, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yep, that's pretty much how it would go ;)

Author's Response: well - that\'s not to say that my fics are all that swell right now while they\'re still airing new eps :) but you get the idea...