Penname: Semby Real name:
Member Since: August 10, 2006

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Summary: Past Featured StoryEntry into the "55" challenge. Creed affects the events of the finale.

Categories: Episode Related, Present
Characters: Creed, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 284 Read Count: 6594 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
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Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 55 Words on Fate and Happenstance

HA! I now totally believe that this happened. Creed saves the day! Jim would have been so confused if he'd turned the note over...

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Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: And 220 More

More awesomeness from Creed! Who knew he had such a strong influence behind the scenes? :)

Homecoming by kells8995 Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary: My response to the 55 Challenge - I've counted - trust me!

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 49 Read Count: 2089 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2007
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Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw, very sweet :)

Flaccid by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 24] 9
Summary: A revealing conversation in response to the 55 challenge.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 3904 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2007
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Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee! God, the title alone...

Author's Response: Sorry, I couldn't resist.  ;-) 

Summary: Response to the 55 word challenge. This is my very first challenge! Yay! This is not a story about them getting together though. Thought I'd give something else a try.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68 Read Count: 5114 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: July 01, 2007
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Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yikes. This is very realistic, though. It can't just be immediately smooth-sailing for them - Karen still needs to be dealt with. Hopefully Pam will be forgiving...

Nicely done! I love Pam's inner conflict.



Author's Response: Thanks Semby! I'm already wondering what torture the Office writers will put Jim and Pam through, but I like writing about it so *I* can control the outcome which always = JAM. :-) Thanks for responding!

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim passes on the family tradition in 55 words
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 426 Read Count: 35941 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2008
Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 55

Hee! Jim will be such a terrible (-ly awesome) influence on his children. This was adorable.

Author's Response: Gotta give him points for trying to chastise her, though! Hehe, thanks :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

Response to the Kelly's Revenge challenge.

Kelly seeks revenge, inspired by Samantha Jones.

Spoilers for "The Job"

Spoilers for SATC


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 451 Read Count: 2389 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: July 01, 2007
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Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Me and Ms. Jones

This was, in the words of Kelly, amaaaaazing! I love her getting her strong, independent, girl-power moment :)

Summary: From the supposed 'date' that Jim and Pam went on when they first met.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 754 Read Count: 3026 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 02, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
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Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, so lovely and heartbreaking! Poor, poor Jim.

Summary:

A response to the 55 challenge!  (Don't own any of the characters...)

Oops!  I added the next chapter of Cardiac Care to this story by accident.  Sorry.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47 Read Count: 4127 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 02, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2008
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Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Looking Forward

Awwww! :)

Summary:

Jim and Pam get right to it.  Possible spoiler for "The Job.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50 Read Count: 2913 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 02, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
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Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So cute! :)

Summary:

Ryan may be gone from her life, but that is SO not going to shut Kelly Kapoor up.

An idea of Kelly's "revenge" 


Categories: Other
Characters: Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1719 Read Count: 2225 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2007 Updated: July 03, 2007
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Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: "This is Ryan, Leave A Message"

HAHAHAHAHA this was so fantastic! I am so amused. I think the biggest laugh out loud moment for me was when she was hoping for them to have a future like a Sandra Bullock movie, but that last message killed me as well! :D

Summary:

After being dumped by Jim, Karen tries to take back control of her life... by kidnapping Jim! What nefarious plans does Karen have in store for him? Can Pam rescue Jim before Karen makes him a castrati? Why is Dwight obsessed with semen? All this and more inside! You'd think that maybe it'd be more of a crime drama than anything else, but I'm voting for the anything else.

And how come there's no option for Genres:Twisted? I'd use that.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11277 Read Count: 15824 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: November 14, 2007
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Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Bad Mood Pam

Heh, the first chapter was funny, but I have a feeling Pam and Dwight on the case is going to be even funnier. Great stuff!

Author's Response: Dwight is this century's Sherlock Holmes.  Possibly Poirot.

Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Jam Broke Karen's Brain

Hahaha, oh, wow, you almost made me feel sorry for Karen with her colorblindness, but she definitely has reached new levels of crazy in this chapter. Man, oh man.

Author's Response: She's a sympathetic character... just completely wacko.  In a fun way.  For us.

Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Epilogue: Keep on Truckin'

Ha! I love that there are multiple endings to choose from, if we really want. Something for everybody! And they all suit the story very well. I think the Ed Truck one may be my favorite ;)

Author's Response:

Take your pick.  Which was the canon ending for Wayne's World, anyway?  I'm guessing not Scooby Doo.

Brains.

Summary: Pam's a little bit miserable during her time of the month. Hopefully Jim can help make it better.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31248 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Um. Yum. That was a very nice way to enjoy a Kit Kat break. How will Jim repay the evil Pamela? I'm eager to find out...

Summary: Past Featured StoryTandem Writing. A die-hard Jammer and a not-so-Jammer write alternating paragraphs to write a coherent story...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 2139 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Tandem writing: Pamatosis and Night Swept

Hahaha, very clever. And amusing! :)

Summary:

Jim didn't choose Pam, and Pam didn't (really) choose Jim. Time collides and some things just kind of...happen.

Complete and total rip off of The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffeneger, which everybody and their mom should read.
AU but attempts to follow canon plotline and eventual spoilers for almost everything.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1222 Read Count: 2911 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: (Tuesday, January 21, 2004. Jim is 24, Pam is 22)

Cool! I've been meaning to read that book for ages, it sounds awesome, so I'm really looking forward to seeing what you do with this!

Summary:

A peek into the life of Michael and Jan... in 55 words.

I wrote this in response to the 55 Word Challenge before realizing it was only for Jim and Pam.  Phooey.  So I'm posting it anyway. 


Categories: Other
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52 Read Count: 1248 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: lunch!

Haha! Awww, poor Michael. I just want to give him a hug.

Author's Response:

Me too.  He's such a turd but you can't help just love him.  

Thanks for the review!

Summary:

What would have happened if Jim had been a little later getting back to the office?


Categories: Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15236 Read Count: 48599 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: January 29, 2008
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Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Wow, you have me very confused, concerned and intrigued! Great so far. And Dwight's prank made me very, very happy. Aw!

Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Well, I'm sad for Jenny and Jenny's family, but I'm *very* happy that Pam's not in the ground! Looking forward to more.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam's first date, using the constraints of the 55 word challenge.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 589 Read Count: 4561 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Their First Date In 55 Word Moments

HA! This was very fun. :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryIt's about damn time -- not only for Pam & Jim to go on a date, but for me to get in on this whole fanfic writing thing. I hear it's the next big thing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5354 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee! Cute.


Author's Response: Yeah, anything to get Pam & Jim naked together.  I'm easy that way.

Smile by Cassandra Mulder Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 3
Summary: "Smile," he says.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Married, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 2141 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2007
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Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Smile

Aww, so sweet :)

Today by meganlynn09 Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 5
Summary:

It wasn't perfect though, she still has a stained dress in the back of her closet and he swears that his groin still hurts just that little bit when he moves a certain way.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 363 Read Count: 2276 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2007
Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww! Very cute.

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim and Pam erased all memories of each other? Would they be able to start again? How would Roy and Karen react? Set post-Season Two and loosely based off ideas from the film "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: The Inequalities of Memory
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36120 Read Count: 34422 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2007 Updated: August 19, 2007
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Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Erasure

Very cool! I love that movie and I love this concept.

I remember someone else doing an Eternal Sunshine-based Office fic, but yours already seems to be going in another direction so it's going to be very interesting to see how another author interprets this idea. Can't wait to see where you go with this! 



Author's Response: Interesting! I wasn't aware that there was another ES Office fic out there; I haven't read it :) Clearly, I love the movie too!