Penname: mcmuffins Real name:
Member Since: August 21, 2006

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Summary: He remembered when he was a kid...every day was a new adventure--he knew these were the best years of his life.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1066 Read Count: 1881 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: March 04, 2007
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Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Every day a new adventure

Oh, this is cute!  Yay for young Jim.

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you like!

Summary: Does anyone bother writing a summary for a 5 Things fic? What's the point?  I mean, it's pretty much all there in the title, isn't it?  So I'm just going to fill this space.  Cantaloupes.
Categories: Other
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Karen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 775 Read Count: 3591 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2007 Updated: March 06, 2007
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Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Joy!  I LOVE your snark.  And in 5 Times form... well, you had me at "cheap and covered in epoxy."  Hee.

Author's Response:

Thanks.  I've always thought that the snark was my best feature.

When you build stuff out of composites for a living (meagre) and a hobby, you get messy.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Everything melts eventually, and then it all tastes the same.

Jim & Kevin, outside in the bushes during Phyllis' Wedding.  Slash-ish-ish. :)


Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Jim, Kevin
Genres: Oneshot, Slash
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1312 Read Count: 4304 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 09, 2007 Updated: March 09, 2007
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Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Melts In Your Mouth

Oh, KEV!  This is very, very great.  You just don't see that much KevFic!  I really love this line, it just sums it all up: <em>They stand there and let the sugar dissolve as everything melts around them.</em>

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much!  Kevin needs much more fic love.  :)

Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13878 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
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Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst

Holy mother of god.  That's a Jim we don't usually see!  Wow, and SO hot. Yikes.

Summary: Pam's looking for a new group of friends and she finds a group of freaks.  A High School AU with the whole Office gang.  
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1513 Read Count: 1265 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
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Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: We don't need no education

Oh, like hell it is interesting enough to continue! *adds to favorites, waits impatiently for more*

Summary:

THINGS ARE HEATING UP!

Imagine if Jim and Pam didn't meet in the office but instead when they were younger.  Reunited by the Scranton/Stamford merger with respective fiances in tow will they fall into their old pranking ways? Will Jim fall in love with Pam even though he's engaged? Will Karen be really as into Jim if he's head over heels in love with her? Will Pam go through with the wedding after being reunited with her childhood crush? Stay tuned to find out!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13052 Read Count: 28307 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
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Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Holding it Together (when it wants to fall apart)

I'm really enjoying this look at the way things "might have been" and the subtle (and not) ways you show that even with different circumstances, soulmates are soulmates :)  And I can't believe that be-yotch cheated on Jim!!!

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Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Taking a chance on Something Sometime

I really like your view on how dynamics change when both people are presumed "safely taken," and how when she doesn't have to pretend that he's not in love with her, she can take his advice, and he can tell her that Roy is wrong for her without seeming selfish about it...  

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Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Someone to Help You Up When You Fall Down

Oh dear lord, will these two ever be able to work it out?  I'm enjoying this so much :)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Making Plans

Another great chapter!  I like the interplay of Pam and Jim.  You might want to take another quick look at this - there are some formatting and grammatical errors.  Also, it's confusing when you segue to Karen and her illicit affair - maybe consider putting some sort of break in there...

 

Anyway, great stuff!  Can't wait for another chapter :) 

The Mole by sharky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 67] 16
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe documentary company needs a little help to finalize a distribution deal, so the head of the camera crew decides to recruit a mole.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7812 Read Count: 23391 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 23, 2007
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Date: March 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Tuesday

Ooooh, Phyllis. Devious! Crafty! Cunning!  My hero!


Author's Response: We do love Phyllis, don't we?

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Thursday

Clever!  Both you AND Phyllis that is...

Author's Response: I'm going to tell my husband someone called me clever. He won't believe it. Thanks!

Summary: Past Featured StoryFluff of the fluffiest order.  Jim and Pam move in together.  Set in S3 (fingers crossed) LOL!  NO SPOILERS AT ALL
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4018 Read Count: 6358 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
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Date: March 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Two's Company...

Oh, this is nice.  I like seeing the squabbles.  And the making up.  And the things they do for each other - you always show so well just what it means.


Author's Response: Thanks mcmuffins!!  Everyone once and a while I just have to write something that skips to the good stuff.  :)

Everyday by NeverEnoughJam Rated: K+ [Reviews - 22] 5
Summary: A day in the life of Jim Halpert, two years from now. Pure fluff, nothing substantive. Greg Daniels' worst nightmare: happy Jam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1355 Read Count: 4909 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
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Date: March 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: everyday

Aw!  I love this. 


Author's Response: Thanks very much!

Summary: A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art.
Categories: Other, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 4118 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
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Date: March 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Abomination of the written word.

Tall-ly?  Teabagging?  Taunting? Sadness? Machine gun bullets peppering reception?  Rampage!Roy?  SUPPLY CLOSET!  Oh, and the use of the Teapot of Love as the plot device to end all plot devices?  I bow down, giggling incessantly, at your brilliance.  OOOOOOHHHH, so bad it's good, indeed.  Ha!  I'm still grinning :)

Author's Response: You left out the Macarena.   The rest of this fic could have been Tolstoy, but the existance of the Macarena makes it BAD.

Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - It's Michael's Birthday.  Pam remembers.  It's a whole lot different than it was just a year ago.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: let?s celebrate birthday month in style today.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 887 Read Count: 5211 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2007 Updated: March 16, 2007
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Date: March 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: MandMs, Cup of Noodles, Fabric Softener....

Geez, BREAK my heart why don't you?  This is so perfect for a rainy day, and I really like your foray into the first person.

Author's Response: I'm so sorry!  It certainly matches my mood and the weather that is for sure.  I'm so glad it worked for you.  I was really nervous!!!

Summary:

This is my take on Bad, Bad Office Fic.

It's very, very bad. Like, 11 year old bad.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I make no money.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 505 Read Count: 2860 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
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Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hah!  Oh, this is great.. Props for having her sending faxes, and of course, the Confession, the Kiss, the Getting Karen Out of the Picture, the sad!Pam, niceguy!Jim, insecure!Karen, and a helluva ending - I love it!

Summary:

Originally an entry into the Bad Fanfic Challenge but it grew a life of its own.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1385 Read Count: 5821 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
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Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Inside The Fortress

Oh Swedge, this is hilarious from beginning to end!  Love the use of the smile as a weapon, the Karen descriptives, and omg, the lack of angst at the end!  Hee.  So many more things, but I'll stick with those for now.  Awesome!

Summary: It's time for Karen to go. But how?
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Michael, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1695 Read Count: 3665 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 20, 2007
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Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha!  Hahahahahahaha!  And haha some more!  This was JUST what I needed today :)

Summary: AU minus baby Jill. Prequal to Baby Talk
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4444 Read Count: 4008 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: March 24, 2007
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Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Upcoming Birthdays

I LOVE this!  You have no idea how much I needed this right now.  And Dwight and Michael were SO right on - great job!

Author's Response: Aw, that's great! So glad when I can make people smile when they need it. That's the best part about writing this stuff. Thanks so much mcmuffin! I appreciate the review!!!

Summary:

A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.

EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50680 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Do I Smell Like Garlic?

Hee.  I like Karen here.  Can't wait for the update!

Summary: Past Featured Story

In the end, it is never, never giving up.

[Post Cocktails]


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3307 Read Count: 6303 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: March 24, 2007
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Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have to use your words because you've taken all reason and coherence away with this amazing piece, so,

She chokes a little on how much emotion is swelling within her...

Yes, that's what I'm doing right now.  Choking and at a loss for words. You are amazing with how you say what you say and how real and unreal it all is - how you capture both the inner and outer world.



Author's Response: Thank you!  I'm so flattered to hear you found this so powerful.  What a nice comment!

Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182342 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
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Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: and I'd dig my way home

Aw, man!  I really really can't wait for Jim's reaction when he gets Marsha's letter, not to mention PAM'S letters!  Nice chapter, and  nice job fleshing out Marsha (because, in all honesty, she was starting to creep me out a few chapters ago), and now she's more understandable.  Great stuff!  Can't wait for an update!

Author's Response:

Oh good. I'm glad Marsha's not as creepy anymore. This whole backstory has been in my mind since the beginning, but there just never seemed to be a good place to work it in. And as for Jim... yeah, I'm excited too! ;)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: you're like my best friend

Gah!  Cliffhanger!  I can't wait to see what happens...


Author's Response: I know! I can't wait to see too! Oh, wait. I already know. But I'm excited for you to find out!!

Summary:

If the highlight of your artshow is the response of Michael Gary Scott, and you're thankful for that, it officially means you've hit rock bottom.

Luckily for you, Dwight K. Schrute is there to help.


Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 712 Read Count: 1237 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
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Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha!  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  Oh, Dwight.  I love this: So, you see, there's nothing stopping you from carving your own empire out from your ungrateful neighbour states.

Author's Response: First: Anschluss with Canada, next: THE WORLD!!!  Mua ha ha ha!

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129883 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
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Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: They were very important in the movie Titanic

this is delicious itself so far!

Author's Response: I'm so glad you think so!