Penname: mcmuffins Real name:
Member Since: August 21, 2006

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Summary: A First Date story, post The Job (contains spoilers if you haven't seen it yet). NOT part of my regular AU stuff -- a different AU all together! ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6535 Read Count: 20778 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 28, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Bad Dates Continue Like This...

Oh no.  Oh, those two!  I love that this conversation is so stuttering, awkward, and uses words of one syllable, just like it would in reality.  (Their reality AND mine.)  This is a great insight: Too close to the truth to rely on kisses and too far away from what they'd been, not to rely on the truth that was coming.

Summary:

Jim asks Pam out after his return from NYC. Will it be the perfect first date or will their nerves get the best of them?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19498 Read Count: 49082 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2007 Updated: June 13, 2007
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Date: May 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Word

Your pride in this story is justifiable!  I've only read the first chapter so far, but I HAD to comment on the genius and dead-on Jim/Dwight conversation.  Hahahahaha!  So perfect :)  Off to read more!

Author's Response: Thanks for commenting! I appreciate it. And, yes...this is one story that I'm proud of. Thanks again for reading and giving it a chance. :)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Sun Will Set For You

Oh no! A cop!  Anyway, I love this line:  “Almost….to the place that I’m taking you.”

Author's Response: Yeah, a cop. It gets interesting. Thanks for reading and reviewing again. It much appreciated.

Summary: New technology captured what was going through Jim's brain on the trip from New York back to Scranton.  Here is the transcription.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1615 Read Count: 3951 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2007 Updated: May 24, 2007
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Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Some Interstates are Best Traveled Westbound

OMG, I LOVE this!!!  First of all, the circular yet progressing thinking is genius - love how you show his state of mind!  And "women are different" - hee :)  Also, the speed he's going is an amazing touch - really really shows where he is and how he's thinking.  I just really love this, ya dig?  Great job.  Oh, and great line:  Welcome to Pennsylvania. Damn right.

Author's Response: Thanks.  It was fun to put myself in his place and try to imagine his process.  I think he would have been very happy to see the Welcome to Pennsylvania sign

Summary: Past Featured Story

I don’t get to kiss you again until our second date, which is three weeks after our first date, which is a year and a half after our other first date.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1172 Read Count: 7997 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
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Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is made up of all kinds of amazing.  Sigh.  Wonderful!

Summary: How will any comedy arrive?

Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1027 Read Count: 1670 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
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Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the hate allows the delight

Another lovely piece!  Your imagery is really stunning.  Are you an artist, by chance?


Author's Response:

Artist? Alas, I'm in truth a singer and a writer, and an avid reader. Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery, right? *laughs* I think it's more the fact that I've had training in appraising art, which involves noticing the smaller details that add texture and contour and meaning.

Thank you very much! 

Summary: Toby POV. A conversation with Pam.
Categories: Other
Characters: Pam, Toby
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 437 Read Count: 1966 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
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Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: No One But You

Aw. I needed this.  Especially this: I can almost forgive Susan for what she did when I look at you...because no one deserves to be unhappy.

Smile by invis Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 5
Summary:

This oneshot is based on a prompt at TWoP to write a fic based on a screen shot from Gay Witch Hunt showing that Jim has a note stuck to his monitor reading, "Smile!" This is what I imagine he was thinking when he looked at it. Oh, so, spoilers for Gay Witch Hunt, sort of.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 702 Read Count: 3109 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2007 Updated: May 26, 2007
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Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: from the inside out

This is awesome!  I love Kelly being the one to make him really smile, and to drop the P-bomb, too.

Author's Response: Kelly is the kind of character you want to roll your eyes at but you end up laughing at more often than not, because she's so cute and enthusiastic.  In my head, Jim secretly finds her chatter refreshing and entertaining.  :)

Giddy by Misao7 Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 10
Summary: Jim's pretty excited about his date. Spoilers for The Job.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Other
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1206 Read Count: 4644 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2007 Updated: May 26, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: dude, he's drunk

This is fantastic!  I especially like your description of Jim's actions and insertions of his thoughts in the time before he calls Pam, and the Mark tag line is hilarious :)

Author's Response: =] thanks mcmuffins! glad you enjoyed.

Summary:

Begun out of hiatus frustration as an exploration of what we might miss of Jim and Pam's newfound romance, this has grown into something unique and cool, a multi-authored exercise in creativity and obsession.

By the way, we talk about it here if you're interested in saying hi.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46565 Read Count: 157174 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007
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Date: May 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Pam's Place, by Single Tear

hahahahahahahaha!  “No. No way. You’d have to put out for me to do that.”  Loving this so far, and reading on, but just had to comment on that last bit.  Heee!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Life in a Shoebox, by Jake

Ok, another great chapter.  But what you should hear FIRST is that describing the sofa as kneeling is BRILLIANT!  What an amazing image :)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: June 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19: Eight Postcards, by Linux Linus

OMG wow!  I LOVE this!  So sweet, so tender, so silly, so everyday, so perfectly them :)

Love Coma by UnWritten007 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7] 2
Summary: "My God, am I seeing Jim Halpert...nervous? For a date? You took out an adorable cheerleader. You took out beautiful Karen. Within the span of little over one year. And now you're nervous?"

Categories: Other, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 982 Read Count: 2996 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007
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Date: May 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Love Coma

Heee :) Dawesome!

Summary: Jim starts work at Dunder Mifflin and finds himself involved in a Comedy War.

Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Creed, Dwight, Jim, Michael, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 806 Read Count: 2403 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed 10
Date: May 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: That's What She Said

Friggin HILARIOUS!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha.  I LOVE this! *adds to favorites*

Author's Response: Thanks so much, mcmuffins!  It's so cool to be favorited!!  I'm really glad you liked it.

Summary: He calls it their place.  She likes that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2276 Read Count: 3011 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2007 Updated: May 31, 2007
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Date: June 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: a beginning and an end

Oh! Thank you for making it all right.  I may still cry, but... Oh, man.  This is so beautiful - amazing language and images and, just, everything... Here's one example: The minutes have fallen with the dust back to the place they belong

Summary:

From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3342 Read Count: 2127 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
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Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: How Karen fell out of love with Jim

Oh PRICELESS!  Friggin GENIUS!  Sigh.  NOW I can go to bed happy :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam’s four First Kisses…and first Last Kiss.  Spoilers through "The Job," unspoiled spec thereafter.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 313 Read Count: 3601 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 04, 2007
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Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: like a river finally reaching the ocean

Wow!  Um, I'm heartbroken over here...

Author's Response: Oh, no! It's a good kind of heartbroken, right? (Thank you so much- I'm glad it touched you, although I really didn't mean to make you sad!)

Operations by NeverEnoughJam Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 6
Summary: This is a crossover story between The Office and Scrubs. Spoilers through "The Return" in season 3 of The Office.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Michael, Toby
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4199 Read Count: 2400 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha!  and Hahahahahahahahahaha!  I LOVE Scrubs! Wheee! Fun crossover :)


Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Summary:

The tale of Gentle Pamela and Hansome James aboard the pirate ship Dunder Mifflinia. May contain some bodice ripping and lots of pillaging.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7769 Read Count: 7753 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: June 25, 2007
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Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

SO. VERY. COOL!!!!  I love these AU fics that stay true to the characters.  The purser...hahahahahaha!  

Author's Response: Yay! You got the purser! That just made me do a little happy dance! I snorted when writing that. I see Michael equating Oscar with Tinky Winky of the Teletubbies. Hee hee. Thanks for the review!

Summary:

During Basketball, seriously AU, and is basically just rough angry, revenge against Roy sex.

Angsty to the max.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2275 Read Count: 6470 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
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Date: June 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Guh. Uh, wow.  Uh, incoherent... probably not the best thing to read before I do anything else at work, especially not on a Friday... now it's all I'll be thinking about all day!  AWWWEESSOOOME.  You are the QUEEN of smut!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Ladies Love Cool James.  
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3317 Read Count: 17112 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
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Date: June 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Pam, 2007-

Aw! I am a large messy gooey puddle of...goo!  This is so great.  SO GREAT!  Maybe I'm Jim... well, in any case, I really relate.  I love that last paragraph, in any case.  The lady in the best marriage I have ever seen said to me "My husband isn't this perfect man or anything.  He's just the perfect man for me!"  Which is just so, so right, ya know?  Just like this fic :)

Author's Response: Yeay!   That is exactly the sentiment I was going for...Thanks!

Summary:

It's Monday morning, and Ryan wakes up in the city that never sleeps. Can he make it there? Can he make it anywhere? It's up to you, New York, New York.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: David Wallace, Hunter, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4155 Read Count: 1100 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: June 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Start Spreading the News

You did not!  Yes, yes, you DID!!!!!  I LOVE this.  Love love love.  Especially because I did not see the slash coming until it was... coming... (TWSS?)  Anyway, lessee:  Great details, great insight, and oh, the slashy goodness... You totally nail Ryan (TWSS again?), but you know I love yer snark so it works out well for all concerned.  Well, for me because you wrote this... I'm not making sense, but I think I'm hungry.  Look away, nothing to see here...

Author's Response:

Ummm... are you high?  Either that or you are on a lot of sugar.  This goes very well with Kelly's drunk review.

Thanks so much for the much love.

Summary: You know, this would not happen if we had a union. A season two a/u.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11941 Read Count: 33064 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2007 Updated: June 20, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Oh! Guh.  Have I reviewed this masterpiece yet?  Well, if not, let me say, it's absolutely wonderful.  And this chapter?  Whammo, like a punch to the solar plexus, in the best possible way.  What I'm trying to say is this: this chapter? She packs an emotional wallop.  Wow.  I'm a little dazed.

Author's Response: Oh, wow, thanks! Very happy you're enjoying. 

Summary: Sequel to break up sex on a technicality .
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4665 Read Count: 1632 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2007 Updated: June 13, 2007
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Date: June 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: she believes that she's got it all.

Oh!  OH!  wonderful wonderful wonderful.  Maybe it helps that I'm getting divorced for some of the VERY SAME REASONS that Kelly breaks up with Ryan, but this feels so REAL and so wonderful to me!  I love and can't believe how natural the Kelly/Andy dynamic feels, especially since you get both voices letter-perfect.  Dawesome, lady!

Summary: A snitch, code name StarryDreamer, told me that Jim was in the Federal Witness Program. It explains a lot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: David Wallace, Jim/Karen, Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1585 Read Count: 1876 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: June 14, 2007
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Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A day on the Job

Just when I thought there HAD to be limits to your superhuman awesomeness, you write THIS completely out there but somehow completely believable back story for Jim!  Way to rise to the challenge, Muggins!  (TWSS)

Author's Response: Oh, there are no limits to my awesomeness, ask Jim. In fact, I am also an undercover mafia trigger who writes fanfic in her spare time. You'll notice that the murder rate in the U.S. goes up on the days when I don't post. Coincidence? You decide.