Penname: pamelamorganhalpert Real name: Claire
Member Since: May 01, 2009

Bio:

I'm a student living in Seattle. For a while I was only reading and reviewing, (I'm pretty shy) but then I decided to go for it and begin posting - albeit very sporadically. I still feel that I've got a long way to go in terms of my writing, but as I'm busy with school I'm content to just read, review and beta for now.

That said, I love to rock climb, travel (Europe in particular), listen to old 60's music, read all of your stories here and watch The Office, How I Met Your Mother and Gilmore Girls.

Email me anytime and I'll gladly beta for you - just know that I might be a bit preoccupied from time to time with school, but I'm still interested. My email is: pamelamorganhalpert [at] yahoo [dot] com

P.S. I saw Jenna Fischer in person in May 2010 at the world premiere of her movie 'A Little Help' and I've got a insy winsy picture on my phone to prove it (sadly no autograph...). However, I can say that I've been within a foot of Jenna, as she walked right by me to take pictures for the press.

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Reviews by pamelamorganhalpert
Connecticut by Dwangie Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 3
Summary: There are a lot of things she hates about Connecticut.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1222 Read Count: 1772 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2009 Updated: September 06, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

no problem, and thanks for explaining it. i don't think the story is confusing to most people, because the piece is pretty straight forward, it's just the conclusion, like you said is very open, so i was trying to figure out what you as the author wanted people to take from it. (sorry, very long sentence)

so, yeah, great job, and i'm glad we're both thinking the same thing now. can't wait for whatever you come up with next!

Author's Response: well, i'm glad you understand it now! and thanks for the comments, i really appreciate them! and hopefully i'll write something very soon - school starts for me tomorrow so i'm going to be busy, but i will always make time for some jim and pam! :) thanks again!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

sounds good, school starts wednesday for me, ah! i'll be a freshman, good look to you, dwangie!

Summary: Past Featured StoryA childish game of Jinx becomes something more.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Mute
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4298 Read Count: 6066 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2009 Updated: September 07, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 8
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

whew, wow that was good!! loved this, and great job holding out so long before letting them speak, if i attempted to do this, mine would be a quarter this length. great job miaoshough!

Diary by OneSongGlory Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 7
Summary:

 

By the time she got pregnant with Jim, Tom and Pete were already 4 and 2 years old. Larissa decided that for her third pregnancy she would chronicle each day in a diary.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1078 Read Count: 2097 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2009 Updated: September 15, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 9
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: March 18th, 1978

aww, so cute. i think this is the first story i've ever read set from jim's parents pov, i like it. though i must admit i thought it was michael scott being referred to at the beginning! anyway, this is very well written, i can tell that this is an older person, or one from a older time period, great job with that, and i can't wait for more chapters! it would be great if they were a little longer too!

Author's Response: Thanks for the feedback! I realized that I probably should have picked a different name for Jim's father but I was drawing a blank. There will be more chapters soon, and I'll keep in mind what you said about being longer.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: March 18th, 1978

sounds great, this really was a great chapter, can't wait for more!

Summary: On Casino Night Jim's about to take a chance, but he's done this before......
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Childhood
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2258 Read Count: 8374 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 08, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 7
Date: October 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Treading Water

hey, yay to you for writing a multi-chapter story, i love it, taking the plunge. as for the content, i'm not so crazy about this chapter, i found it to be very similar to the episode with to added pieces, but i will assume that it was just an introduction to the story. i look forward to continuing to read!

Author's Response: Thanks for the congratulations and all your input. Yes the first chapter was an intro, but as a warning, the story is pretty much all of the action of casino night, with Jim's thought process thrown in. Quite frankly, I don't think this is all that good of writing on my part,(I prefer 55 word fics) so if you find anything you like in it, I'll be thrilled :)

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 8
Date: October 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Treading Water

whew. *wipes sweat off brow*, yeah, i didn't really like this story all that much. i do however, like and truly appreciate how nicely edited it was, and the thoughts seemed really realistic. i guess i just didn't like the idea of the story in general. i must say though, to end on a happier note, i love your other work!

Author's Response: Thanks for being honest, sorry if you were worried about it. All editing credit must be given to my 14 year old sister. She loves to write, is a huge Office fan and a grammer snob to boot! I don't post anything unless she has read it several times and critiqued it, and she's pretty tough, so there isn't any review that can offend me :) Thanks for giving my other stuff a chance, glad you enjoyed it!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: October 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Treading Water

no problem, good for you for having a sister so obsessed with the office - i was like her when i was her age, now it's 5 years later and i'm still like that!

Author's Response: She was thrilled to read your comment, I don't know what I'd do without my editor, so I'm glad she's getting a little praise as well! I can't believe you keep coming back to review (and chat) but Thanks a ton!

Narrative by yanana Rated: K [Reviews - 18] 10
Summary: I'm totally wiped out, and I'm so stalled with my other story, but this came out because I was extremely drunk and pretty much collapsed onto my bed and popped in Company Picnic. And the fluff just came out of that instantly.

Pam and Jim get to meet someone.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2347 Read Count: 3277 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2009 Updated: September 10, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow. that was absolutely incredible! i've read this over a span of two days (a lifetime to read chapter for me) and i'm just savoring it. i don't think i've ever read anything more 'jim and pam'. you brought their personas to this story so effortlessly, along with their little angel of a baby boy. great job yanana, and i can't wait to see what you come up with next!

Summary: My submission for the Taking a Chance Season 2 fanfic-a-thon taking place on alovesosexy. The episode: Office Olympics. My mission: Hook Jim and Pam up. Rating and warning came to fruition.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15946 Read Count: 11436 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Going for the Gold

fabulous chapter. sorry for lack of a less cliche word. i loved how realistic it was, and i'm so proud of pam for calling off the engagement this soon! yay!!!! and great job with this chapter - nice story idea, too.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Stepping Onto the Podium

yay! i'm so proud of this new daring pam. and of you, too for being so bold as to write this story - and you've written it so well, realistic and at a nice quick pace, just enough for the right amount of details. sorry this and the previous review were so short, i have to get back to homework after i read the next chapter. great job, JAMhands!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: In the Land of the Free

very, very well done. that was incredible, with the right amount of detail, but some spared to give them their privacy, if you know what i mean, lol! great job with this story, it was a pleasure to read, a gold medal, solid gold, baby!

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Summary: Jim: self-made millionaire, film music composer, suffers from a brain tumor, and a widower.
Pam: art teacher, choir instructor, pianist, and the former Mrs. Halpert.
Holly: psychiatrist, recent divorcee, apathetic.
Michael: child psychiatrist, Mini Mounds Bar tosser.
A story about love, friendship, and life
Now Complete
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past
Characters: Holly, Jim, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30310 Read Count: 16425 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2009 Updated: September 27, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow! that was really good. i can understand why you might have been hesitant to post this, i mean, it's really different from what most of MTT's content is usually about. nonetheless, it was delightful to read, i like the snippets from 'the real office' and what you came up with using your creative license. also, very well done. anyway, i'll read chapter 2 now - and make sure to keep posting. i love reading something different, yet vaguely familiar every once in a while. it's daring, and kind of like trying something new each day.

great job beermefive!

Author's Response: Yeah...I was actually nervous about posting this story! But I'm really glad you like it so far! Thank you for reading!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

wow, this was even better! i love how you've invented jim's whole world from scratch, very impressive! okay, i need to clean up my house, but keep writing, and i promise to review!

Author's Response: I wish I could update soon. I have a bunch of ideas in my head, but unfortunately I'm on a trip. But hopefully I'll update within this week! Thanks for the review, pamelamorganhalpert! PS sorry I killed you off in this story. :P

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

that took me a minute to process, but no hard feelings!

take your time, i'll be waiting for more of this 'a-w-e-s-o-m-e, awesome, awesome is what we (you) are' story!

Author's Response: Lol! Thank you!! I just hope this story doesn't disappoint!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

very nice. i love how smoothly you go from jim's past to the present scenes with holly.

sorry this is so short - i have so much homework to do! great job though, and i can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! There's more on the way. I've been on a roll!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

yay! i'm looking forward to it!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

very, very nice. i loved jim's line of 'you got laid, didn't you?" that was great! sorry i haven't read in a while. i don't have much time with all my homework, but we got an early dismissal day today, so i've got a little bit of time. one more chapter, and back to work for me!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

um... rather incredible chapter! i loved this one, very realistic, and i loved how the reader was able to see multiple sides of every character. nice work beermefive!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

what just happened at the end? is jim having a seizure? must keep reading even though i have homework to do!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

those vows were beautiful, and i'm so happy that jim and holly are friends, this is such a great idea for a story! nice job with the idea of writing the letters, i can't wait to read them later on!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: September 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

oh wow, this has been one of the best stories i've read here at MTT. great job beer me five! i think i'll keep this short, but i'm thinking that jim died. i wanted him to live throughout the whole story, but reading this chapter, and seeing how everything was wrapped up so nicely - it just made sense, it was his time to go.

great job, you've written a masterpiece, congratulations! i can't wait to see what else you come up with.

and one last thing, usually when i finish a story i feel really sad, sometimes mad at the author for not continuing any further, but i think this actually had a very satisfying ending, even though we didn't see the result. great job with this!
Claire (p.s., i'd give you a 16 for this one if i could. but alas, just a ten will suffice - i sound so shakespearean!)

Summary: Jim & Pam's kids channel their parents' co-workers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Drabble, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: J.D. & Mollie
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1560 Read Count: 23865 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2009 Updated: December 22, 2010
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom MOM!!

i literally snorted (as a way of laughing, i beg to point out!) at the end of this. hilarious! keep adding to this, please! just random outbursts of j.d.'s!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Glasses

HAHA, lol, that was great. thanks so much for sending me a message about this, i appreciate it! please keep going, maybe aim for a chapter about relating to each character! if you want to try that idea, i'd love to team up with you, if you're interested! great job, flonkertonchamp, and i have to say yet again, i LOVE your bio. a 'not that you crazy bastard!" perfect!

Author's Response: oh, i'm planning on adding more. i have a kelly moment, a dwight moment, and a jim/dwight moment all in my head. i just need to figure out the actual dialogue. oh, and work on "It's Too Soon"....

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: November 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Monkey See, Monkey Do

lol. i don't think i fully understood this one, who was it about? i loved jim putting ryan in the closet- hilarious! if you haven't seen it already, check out the third deleted scene from the latest episode, it's all about the scrantonites (just made that up) being scared of jim, even angela and phyllis! it's great.

awesome chapter, i can't wait for more!

Author's Response: j.d. channeled jim. i know this is about channeling their co-workers, but come on... i had to put something in jell-o