Penname: lisahoo Real name:
Member Since: October 18, 2006

Bio:

Not an author, but a CRAZED reader. OK, now I have written a little something. A very little something. Now I can sit at the cool table with Katy.

I wanted to let you writers know how much I appreciate the band-aids you have created for my broken JAMmy heart....


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Summary: Past Featured StoryThe title says it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24931 Read Count: 65747 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2008 Updated: March 09, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: *blush*

Aww, they are a team now. 

I can't believe you wrote a bit about pooting.  That's.. just... wow.  I have... to... phone...



Author's Response: Really? That was what started the whole thing. I keeps it real, my friend. :) Thanks!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Carved In Stone

"more or less pleased with how it turned out?" It turned out great.  Whoa.

a favorite line: Thoughts like these make me worry that maybe I’m too in love with him, if there is such a thing; that I’m almost obsessed with him.  

And turning the joint headstone into a bond between two people that extends further than life itself?  That is profound and intensely romantic in an odd sort of way.

The first time I was really in love, I remember fearing that moment way off in the future that mostly likely he would be the one to die first and then I'd have to go on without him.  Something so far off, but an inevitable part of sharing a life together.

In other words, nicely done, LC.  I adore Pam & Jim talking about themselves as 'future husband and wife'.  Let's hope we see something on this front in the next month or so.



Author's Response: Oh Lisa...I\'m never happy. I reread to the point of obsession and then some, but kind words like yours make me feel a bit better. I\'m really glad that this worked for you. I think we all have to face the fact that eventually, one of us (in a relationship/marriage), ends up alone, and that you can\'t recapture the past to make up for more time you won\'t have together. Morbid? A little, but true. But knowing that you have this life you built together, despite this fact...kind of amazing. /LC spiel Thanks so much, my friend. :)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Jimmy Says It's Fine - He Don't Consider It Cheating Now

Heh.  The conversation every couple has to have.  And for some reason is it easier for the women to declare that they'd have their way with certain hot men than the other way around. 

Sexual Revolution!  Woo!



Author's Response: It DOES seem to go that way, doesn\'t it? I approve of Mr. C\'s list, minus a few...I just can\'t get on board with Scarlett Johanssen. And I\'m sure I spelled that wrong. But he lets me be a bit boy crazy, so I try and cut him slack. :)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: February 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Envying The Brothers Gusenberg

Hee: I’ll try to be a less amazing boyfriend from now on

And yeah, V-Day is one of those 'damned if you do' kind of situations.  *sigh*



Author's Response: Exactly. And I\'m glad you liked that lie - I think it was the clear winner this round. ;)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: March 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: "My parents have been fighting for weeks and...it kinda sucks. Jim's been great."

This is kind of awesome.  Why can't they be on camera all the time so we can see this sort of stuff?

Nicely done, as always, Little.



Author's Response: Oh, Lisa, I know...but then again, if we saw everything this would be a lot harder to write. ;) Thanks as always!

Alive by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 18] 8
Summary: Past Featured Story

Just a little something that the lighting in that last beautiful scene of Business Trip inspired. Some nice, flufftastic jaminess for you to munch on. ;-)

 

Spoilers through Business Trip obviously.

No copyright infringement is intended. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 913 Read Count: 6653 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2008 Updated: November 18, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: November 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Heh.  I bet Pam was sore the next day, too.  But smutty comments aside, I love the imagery you've created with Jim depriving himself of what/who he loves for the better good.

I'm glad she's home, too. 



Author's Response: No doubt Pam was... ahem...feelin' it the next day as well. Ha! Love it....Thanks SO MUCH for being such a loyal reader and responder Lisahoo!

Quietly by unfold Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 8
Summary: Really short little bit of post Frame Toby fluff. So spoilers, obviously.

Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 275 Read Count: 4595 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2008 Updated: November 20, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: November 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Guh.  Home.  That says it all, doesn't it?  Nicely done.

Summary:

They say the thing that every human being secretly desires more than anything else, is to be known...completely. 

Just some fluffy fluff that I couldn't go to bed without writing. Spoilers through Frame Toby

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 485 Read Count: 4511 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2008 Updated: November 20, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: November 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow.  So glad you decided to post this before bed. 

I knew in that instant that no one had ever wanted me to be so incredibly close to them before. That is the very essence of their relationship, no? 

Your details explain so much of that scene, Pam's look of shock, the sketches that looked like 'pre-NY' Pam, Jim wanting to give her that piece of himself.  Well done, LF. 



Author's Response: Thanks Lisahoo!!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed this. There's just something about this scene and the way Jim was so insecure...I just felt like he was giving her something so, so special...and it was a way I hadn't looked at it before. So I'm glad it was an interesting, believable angle for you too!

Summary: Thanksgiving - as only The Office could celebrate it. Extremely mild spoilers for Frame Toby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3707 Read Count: 8504 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2008 Updated: December 03, 2008
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Date: November 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Preparations

Yeah, Casa de Halpert 1.0 did have a Very Brady vibe going, didn't it?  I hope we get to see something like that kitchen scene this season.  Nicely done, xo.

Author's Response:

I had the idea for the fic before the house but it worked quite nicely.

And re: the kitchen scene - me too.    Thanks Ms. Hoo.  Without your banner making skills this may never have seen the light of day. :)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Thanksgiving

Mmm... better than a cold turkey sandwich.

If only Michael's Thanksgiving could have been this promising.   Pam & Jim are very good to their adopted son.  And they are stuck with each other alrighty.  *sigh*



Author's Response:

Nice.  That's always my intention when writing fanfic - to be better than a cold turkey sandwich.  Happy to see I succeeded. ;)

Sigh indeed.  Thanks lisahoo!

Summary: You lay on the floor of your old bedroom on an old Transformers sleeping bag you found in the closet.


Post "Frame Toby"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 980 Read Count: 3245 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2008 Updated: November 25, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: November 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: But you've been loved

This is just lovely.  Old houses are like an archeological dig, aren't they?

Summary: A little story recapping Jim and Pam's thoughts through season 5 up to Frame Toby. Spoilerish for all season 5 epis.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3127 Read Count: 3031 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2008 Updated: November 26, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: November 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Wrong, Right, who knows?

Wow, this was so well done. I really like the balance of each episode's issue: one for Pam, one for Jim.  To find new depths for those brief scenes is really an accomplishment.  Well done, JAMhands.

Summary: Past Featured StoryOne part for each season. Pam's p.o.v. Nothing could be more innocent than a freckle, right?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Mark, Meredith
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5981 Read Count: 27536 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2008 Updated: December 09, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: November 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: a faint pulse

Good golly -- the FRECKLE!  Oh happy day, colette is writing about the freckle!

"His fingers, not the pencils."  BWAH!  I also loved imagining Jim talking about living dangerously.  Which of course, he did every time he strolled up to reception in S1 & S2.  And how it probably unhinged Miss Pam.  

I suppose we'll need to dig up photos of the famous freckle to get the next chapters...



Author's Response: Bet you were starting to think I was all talk and no action with delivering The Freckle ;-) And ITA, Pam was never quite as oblivious as she tried to convince herself. Unhinged indeed. Glad you're along for the ride - more freckles soon. Thanks, lisahoo!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: accidentally on purpose

Oh.  My.  Another freckle and a beltless Jim? 

Is it terrible to admit that I kind of love the S2 UST? Not enough to go back there, I prefer the requited kind of S4&5, but a little visit via fanfic is delicious.  Like I imagine that freckle would be if Pam had a little taste.



Author's Response: Glad you're enjoying this little trip down Dysfunctional Memory Lane. S2 UST is a fic goldmine, I tell you. Thanks so much, as ever, Ms. Hoo!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: mistaken identity

S3 is exhausting.  But the only way out is through, right?

Karen can have pod-person Jim.  (That guy with the ferret on his head).  The guy that finally came 'all the way back' belongs totally to Pam.  Big nose, funny ears, freckles and all. 



Author's Response: But the only way out is through, right? Just so, Ms. Hoo. Thank god that all got sorted out...eventually. And I hope the S4 chptr will kiss the S3 boo-boo all better. Thanks, you!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: constellation

Oh sweet jeebus, I'd like another helping of that canary.

(Sorry, just got distracted by another Blackberry ad.  Oops.)

I love that Pam is learning to assert her saucy side.  And that she's claimed freckles.  Smart girl. 



Author's Response: That is one tasty canary...with or without Blackberry sauce ;-) Yup, she learned a thing or two - and she's not afraid to demonstrate. Thanks, Lisa - always a pleasure!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: just this feeling i have

Future Halpert freckles FTW!  (I was so hoping that if they were sleeping apart it was only because it was the night before the wedding.)  Le sigh.

I liked Pam's exorcism of the master bedroom.  Good call.  As is 'last chance for premarital sex'.



Author's Response: Hee, I kind of got a kick out of the exorcism myself...and no animals were harmed! Thanks Lisa...always pleased when you're pleased!

Summary: It's Christmas time and Jim is in Stamford, feeling pretty miserable about his life. Can something happen to change his outlook?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Other
Genres: Angst, Holiday, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12040 Read Count: 13714 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2008 Updated: January 03, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Oh, jinxy -- this is really sweet!  I was wondering if Ed was Ed Truck -- he died when Jim was in Stamford, so that is perfect.  (I guess he got started on his wings right away, huh?)  Can't wait to see what happens in Scranton.  Where the Real Jim belongs.  Or never was.  Or something.

Author's Response: Lisahoo!! Thank you so much for the review (I didn\'t plan on that rhyming). I am glad you are liking it.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Jinxie -- so glad to see that you neglected something to write for us  ;o)  ITA about Jim -- I see him as being a mediator in his family with those obnoxious brothers.  

Author's Response: Thanks so much for the review Lisa! I am glad you are reading and liking it. :)

Summary: A short conversation between our two favorite protagonists.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 336 Read Count: 2798 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2008 Updated: December 10, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Beets are good for fertility

Mmm... I hope it's in the not-too-distant future, too.

Summary:

How many times has he called her an angel? Christmas in the Halpert home.


Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 325 Read Count: 2918 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2008 Updated: December 10, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow -- Pam, Jim + Christmas = Jam!Babies! 

V. Sweet, lis.



Author's Response: Thank you! You and I share a love for JamBabies. And Christmas- what could be better?

By Night by Talkative Rated: T [Reviews - 29] 25
Summary: Past Featured StoryA response to Grape Soda's mistletoe challenge. Set during S2.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Mistletoe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3120 Read Count: 6897 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 15, 2008 Updated: December 15, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, my.  This was still great -- I do love a little trip down S2 Memory Lane every now & then. Electric Screwdriver.  Nice.

Now you can write the AU version where wasn't wearing the ring, she goes home with Jim and rocks his world.  You know, like a "Choose You Own Adventure"



Author's Response: Hi Lisa - S2 is a happy, happy place for the writers among us. So much drama and so many gaps to fill in. And, thankfully, I\'ve found that you can keep turning and turning the narrative and finding countless ways to tell the story. In fact, the working version of this story has about six different endings, one of which sounds a whole lot like your proposed \"Adventure.\" But I decided I wanted to stick to the canon, so no. Thanks for your review.

Summary: AU. What if Jim and Pam had gotten together after Casino Night?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2048 Read Count: 3479 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2008 Updated: December 16, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: When you're kissing someone who is too much like you it's like kissing a mirror

Guh.  So true -- the only way out is through.  As painful as S3 was, it was necessary for both of them to work through or S5 never would have been possible.  Nicely done, Bash.

Author's Response: Truer words were never spoken. I\'m glad you liked it!

Summary: The joke is on David Wallace. Spoilers for Business Trip. Written for office500.livejournal.com
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: David Wallace
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 681 Read Count: 1812 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2009 Updated: January 02, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh man, that would be amazing -- to see Packer & CFO in the same scene.  This is a really unique POV, with the added fun of Michael being the source of Jan's nuclear meltdown.  Wow.

Summary: If he was being completely honest, he didn’t mind either of their phone calls. It was nice having phone friends.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Holly, Karen, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4650 Read Count: 2131 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 04, 2009 Updated: January 05, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooh, this is a fresh approach to some characters we don't see very often.  And more character insight than we see from GD & co, for sure.  

Toby is a mush mouth.  I think I recall that they have to mike Paul in a special way because he talks so softly.



Author's Response: Thank you so much! I had never heard that about Paul. How interesting.