The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.
This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.
10 hlkdjfhldsakjhfvlkajsh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pam and I have something in common.
You? WIN AT ALL OF LIFE FOREVER. jdhkjfdhs!!!!
Ryan Howard didn't always live by the philosophy that in order to attract women you needed to basically ignore them.
10 Oh, holy mother of God. This? Could not get better than it is.
I really, I have nothing constructive, sorry, because my mind is still trying to comprehend your genius.
This is so so so so GOOD. I love you. No, seriously.
A bit of an AU look at Jim and Pam, and a rather depressing relationship. First chapter takes place following Phyllis' wedding and then it goes from there. Does not take into account the events that take place in following episodes.
Not a happy piece of writing, I figured I'd take a different approach from the fluffier post-finale stories. I don't think there will be any fluff in this one.
Poor Karen. :(
I can't believe she forgave him for that either! Her heart needs a bandaid.
And Jim needs to stop thinking about Little Jim for a moment, maybe.
Also, the gratuitous use of the f word? LOVE it.
10 Why do I love you so much? Let me think about this...
1. You write the hottest stuff. Like stuff that I would want to write, but then be afraid of.
2. I love Karen, and usually when she's a bitch I get all icky inside, but this Karen? I LOVE this Karen.
3. They curse violently. I like that.
4. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
5. No seriously. I have no idea why this is so good!!! I think you put crack in it.
6. OMG! THIS IS SO GOOD!
7. I'm actually incoherent right now, which is why none of this makes a lot of sense.
1. Aw, shucks. :) I'm blushing! Because I don't think of the stuff that I write as being all that hot. I guess we're all our worst critics.
2. Never been a Karen fan. I like how I molded her to fit my naughty imagination. I like this Karen too. Abusives and everything.
3. I like that too. Completely not the characters you see on NBC. In my mind, The Office would be HBO or Showtime and all my dirty little fantasies for cursing and sexing would come true.
4. Shucks...I am not. (Haha, okay, maybe I am)
5. I like to lace things with crack. It's kind of my calling card ;)
6. You're making my ego swell to the size of a football stadium here! And I try to keep myself in line as much as possible.
7. Glad to have pushed you over the edge to incoherentsville. It's a rather fun place to be, I rather enjoy it there myself.
And you made perfect sense and made me a very happy lady! Thank you!!
I am officially taking you up on your marriage proposal here and now.
From this moment forward, we are officially engaged.
THIS??? Was so hot my brain fried.
SQUEE!!!
I'm not really sure how happy my boyfriend will be with the engagement, but who cares about him? Haha!!!
I'm very glad that you enjoyed the chapter. I hope that you have a few brain cells left for the upcoming chapters. :)
Um... please tell me that we will get lots and lots of details regarding what Karen is providing him with????
Um...*thinks* Kind of. :)
Have no fear, my Karen lover, we have not seen the last of her yet. I just have to figure out which direction I'm going to go with her first.
10 YOU. COMPLETE. ME.
Ideas... since I just finished a Karen roleplaying as Pam fic (similar to this, actually) that's one way to go about it.
Or, I don't know woman! Just as long as its more sex and you're writing it.
XD And you complete me!!
Have no fear. There will be more sex. Sometimes I wonder if that's all I know how to write now...I lead such a sad, sexy life.
10 I'm advancing our engagement to marriage.
Inform your boyfriend.
10 ha ha ha!!! I LOVE THAT SHE ASKED!!!
Why are you so good??? You never disappoint me. If only you were everyone in the world, I'd never be let down!!!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REST!!! THREESOME OMG! lol.
10 You literally own my soul. I wish ratings went up to 11.
And other than to say that, I have no words.
She can’t help but feel like it’s a good sign; a step in the right direction. Set post-The Job.10 Tracey you are made of win. So is this!
"'Jiiiiiiiiim. Come to beeeed,' Pam’s voice is light, and it mistily floats down the empty staircase as it swirls about the room, echoing like a siren’s song."
A series of one-shots. There are times when Jim and Pam's relationship seem a little supernatural.
10 Oh. My GOD! I love this!!! It's so... YES!
I love this so much, there really aren't any words. I can absolutely see all the work that you but into this.
Stellar! *favorites*
10 Ha ha ha!!! I love you.
10 This is one of the hottest of the hot! YOU WIN!
10 I already proposed to you on lj, but really, woman! WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!?
KELLY FTW!
Jim's life for years revolved around wanting something he could not have. What happens when Jim finally gets everything he ever wanted? Takes place the Monday after "The Job." Jim is with Pam. Karen returns to Scranton.
10 I like this! I love when characters have weaknesses and are idiots because, hi. That is life, is it not?
And obviously TV world is different from real world, but when I'm really something to connect with it, it's the hurt that resonates, not the 'it's a date.'
So, I'm proud that you wrote this. And the ending doesn't suck, it's beautifully written and if people think it suchs, they just don't like the content. Your end notes sum it up brilliantlly and I can absolutely see the roles changing hardcore.
And, it wasn't until I read the part where Karen was everything that he'd hoped Pam would be, it kind of hit me that's true. Probably very true. So, yes. I really love this.
What Karen is up to while Jim and Pam are on their first date, and beyond.
10 I WANT TO GIVE KAREN A HUGE GIANT HUG!!!!
I love this to death. Can't wait for more.
10 Yes. Definitely going in the favorites. And did we settle on 'clit lit' for women?
What the fuck ever, it's going there, too.
dsjkfhksljdjhfsdhhfkjsdhfksdh!!!! i seriously just... can't even.
:(
22 The Ladies Love Cool James. 6 Shit. I'm a lot like your Karen. :
I also just ended it with a guy who was a lot like your Jim. But there was no Pam involved. GAH. Now everyone will judge me cause me I have expectations. BOO.
It's Monday morning, and Ryan wakes up in the city that never sleeps. Can he make it there? Can he make it anywhere? It's up to you, New York, New York.
10 c) You write KaPAM so us not so straight/me can get off to it. WHAT?
also d) I read this, but was too drunk to comprehend a word. :( I'll read tomorrow and cast a serious vote then.
Until that time. What do you mean Village People. You intrigue me.
Yep, you're drunk.
I refer to <a href="http://mtt.just-once.net/fanfiction/viewstory.php?sid=1411&warning=4">this</a> where Packer has a little inadvertant "fun" with a very in-shape, leather clad gay guy. That fic kinda wasn't sad/depressing like my others so I had to point out the one instance of not-fun.
Also, if anyone else reads your comment, they're going to wonder wtf you're talking about.
Crossover AU fic: Four of The Office characters meet the movie Closer.
For those of you who have seen Closer (and those of you who haven't), this is not a particularly happy story. But I wanted to write something that incorporated my favorite television show and my favorite movie.
This one has it all. Jim/Pam, Jim/Karen, Karen/Ryan, Ryan/Pam. No Jim/Ryan though, or Karen/Pam that I know of. So sorry to you slashers out there. ;)
9 it's really hard to write a dirty two-person IM conversation. *shrug*
TRUST ME, I KNOW!!! ;)
10 If it's wrong for me to want to be Jim in this, I don't want to be right.
Take Charge Pam makes me so happy. AND BONDAGE!! SDFSJDFH!!!
Oh how I love this.