Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Reviews by EmilyHalpert
Summary: "Like all Mondays, they took separate cars because Pam had her art class across town after work. Like all Mondays, Pam dropped the kids off at Jim’s parent’s house in the morning and he picked them up in the evening. But today was not a regular Monday—as Jim would soon discover." After an unexpected occurrence, Pam finds herself falling in love with her husband, Jim, all over again.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36963 Read Count: 78675 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2009 Updated: January 18, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: I Need You

Yay! Engagement rings! That's awesome.

Anyways, this chapter turned out really well. And the ending is just perfect. So. I'm happy. Plus, I see one of the other reviews is psyhic cause they know something that will happen in a coming chapter!



Author's Response: Engagement rings are awesome! This chapter was a tough to re-construct and make it flow, ya know? But, I\'m glad it turned out good. I\'m also glad the ending worked here... Cause I always pictured it being that way, and I didn\'t want to change it after the timeline ordeal. \r\n\r\nYeah, you can say psychic again... I read it and I was like... Yep that\'s in the next chapter. Hahaha! Thanks for reviewing.. You know you\'re awesome!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that

Oh, man, so awesome. And MBJ is right... so awesome to read the last line after GWH. PS - I tormeneted her by dangling what's next.... So good!

Author's Response: I'm so glad this is coming out the way it is. The last lines... I gotta say, I was a bit apprehensive about it. I thought that it would be a bit cliche... but I guess it worked! The next chapter has been written in my head before the first chapter was even on paper, lol... So, yeah... It's where the story reaches it's climax.... hahaha.. you know... Once again... Thank you so much!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Because I never stopped loving you

Hm... the book question has me stumped. But you already know my thoughts, so get writing on the next chapter missy!

Author's Response: The last sentence where Pam's whispers in his heart "I love you" is somewhat an idead from the book. And I will be writing more... School has gotten the best of me lately and it's been a bit hectic! Soom you'll be receiving an email from me.. You're the best..

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Jelly Beans

Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful :)


Author's Response: Thank, thank you very much! I'm sure glad this idea worked out okay. And I have you to thank! =)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue

Til next time... meaning write and email me. I don't care if you have 'school work' Fanfic is clearly more important.

Summary: 55 Words and a new spin on the famous Casino Night phrase inspired by the season finale. Spoilers for Company Picnic, of course.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56 Read Count: 1518 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2009 Updated: June 23, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: More Than Once

Hehe, cute. That baby will certainly know it a thousand times over (and then turn into a teenager who will be so ungrateful and think her parents hate her!... maybe I just dealt with one to many preteens today)

Summary: Maybe it was then that he stopped talking so much. Maybe it was then that he realized that sometimes it was just better for everyone if he didn’t speak up at all.
Categories: Present, Other, Past
Characters: Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5070 Read Count: 1694 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2009 Updated: June 23, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh Toby. This is why I like you. I mean, just the fact that he's a normal person and he's had a rough life but he tries to make the best of it for his daughter and ... he really is a good guy.


Author's Response: Thank you so much! I still like Toby too and I think that deep down he is a really good guy.

Summary: Pam's thoughts as she makes the drive from school in New York to Scranton that last time.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 697 Read Count: 1766 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2009 Updated: June 25, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*happy sigh* This just makes me feel happy andkind of whole in a way.


Author's Response: Aw, thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed :)

Cobwebs by JamJunkie14 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 13
Summary: SPOILERS FOR COMPANY PICNIC. It's still too early for Jim to try to clear the cobwebs from his mind after the picnic. Fluffy JAM oneshot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1682 Read Count: 2851 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2009 Updated: June 25, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Cobwebs

Our baby. Their baby. :D!

Author's Response: Awwww. :D Heee. Thanks for reading!

Summary: A relationship told in dialogue, in no particular order. Set mid-S5 through the distant future.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1002 Read Count: 2241 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2009 Updated: June 27, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Haha, these were all perfect. I couldn't even choose my favorite lines to quote (not without quoting the entire story!)

Oceans by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 25] 15
Summary: Morning sickness, the Fourth of July, a seedy seaside motel...a happy little fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1882 Read Count: 3777 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2009 Updated: June 28, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Jostled from sleep at 6 am? That's my normal wake up, or close to it, some days. And besides, when the kid gets there, its gonna be worse!

"Hey boobs, where you gonna with that girl" is like the best line ever!

My work's AC unit crashed the first week of summer. Thankfully, we got it fixed within a week. Seriously. If it broke now, it'd be like illegal to have kids there. It's supposed to be 101 today! WTH?
*hugs her AC and fan*

Haha, tried to stop being 14!!!

I love swimming. Actually I just love playing in the water. Unfortunately, I haven't been yet this year, and may not get to go. But last year, I had a blast because all of the kids were great swimmers so I didn't have to freak, but I could just play with them and do handstands in the water and throw them in the water.
Man, i miss that.
*Note - pool is different from the ocean. But, um, oceans are not really here, but pools are.

Yeah, so my mind goes to the ... weird aspect... with the didn't clean the sand from the seat cushions... I read didn't clean the sand from their bottoms, because at work on Friday, we had a girl playing in the sand, and only afterwards did we realize she got it in a lot of non fun places, and me, being the one in charge, had to... deal with that issue.
Yeah, that was so TMI and weird for a review.... shutting up now...

Pam, don't worry. I'd look like a beached whale in a bikini and I don't have the excuse of being pregnant. ;). Besides, I'm pretty sure you'd look great in anything, but that's just because I have a girl crush on you.

Author's Response: Yeah, I think we all have a bit of a girl crush on Pam ;-) Thanks, Emily!

Summary: 55 words on Jim and Pam's weekend plans
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 79 Read Count: 1388 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Back on the Farm

Haha, I totally think they'd go back. Just in their fun twisted world. It just seems like something they'd do!

Psst - you can submit this to the 55 word challenge so its listed there also!



Author's Response: Thanks so much! I love when people think stuff is true to the characters. And thanks for the response idea, I\'m going post it right now!

Bedtime Story by Lynzee005 Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 2
Summary: And then he tells her as he turns out the lights, he says "My darling, you were wonderful tonight... ."
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Word II
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1824 Read Count: 3577 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2009 Updated: July 03, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was justthis gorgeous imagry and all sweet and wonderful and they are Mr and Mrs Halpert and... ahh, now I can start my day because I've got ahuge smile on my face. And great use of the words, it totally worked!

Summary: Just a Christmas party at Dunder Mifflin, back in the day before the camera crews began capturing every moment of their work lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1711 Read Count: 1584 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 05, 2009 Updated: July 05, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Good

Um... wow.

Drunken fun is always fun. Amazingly in character, and well described because I could just see and hear the scene taking place. and then such an ending. They kissed, she kissed him, but.... stupid ring.



Author's Response: Thank you! I wasn\'t sure if I liked it, but I\'m glad it\'s been well-received. Thanks for taking the time to review :)

Summary: Everyone has secrets, stories, quirks, memories. Here are five.
Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5562 Read Count: 17459 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2009 Updated: October 12, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Andy, a ukulele enthusiast

Haha, these were so wonderfully in character. Just lots of fun little snippets. I enjoyed them!

cry by kaat Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 6
Summary: five times Jim makes Pam cry.

spoilers through The Job.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 799 Read Count: 2512 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2009 Updated: July 19, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

For some odd reason, the fourth time is my favorite. I mean, the fifth is obviously the happiest one, but the art show... still breaks my heart, and there was so much hope... wonderful!

Summary: The aftermath of Casino Night and what could have happened.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1550 Read Count: 2228 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2009 Updated: July 19, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I'm Just Sorry

So great. I really like Pam's "I don't know how to feel." A perfect explanation of that moment!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!! I really appreciate your comment!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam takes a nap, and Jim reflects.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 481 Read Count: 3334 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 22, 2009 Updated: July 22, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

God,my smile just broke my face. You're gonna have to pay for that!

Author's Response: That sounds pricey, EmH. Can I pay you in Schrute bucks?   (Thanks, as usual!)

Summary: Pam‘s favorite love story
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 150 Read Count: 2162 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2009 Updated: July 24, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Life Can Imitate Art

Wow, that's awesome. I've never read nor seen P&P (but it suddenly sounds a lot more interesting), but I love the comparision and Pam will have a lot to learn in the coming years... because maybe things like that do happen in real life ;)

Author's Response: Thanks EmilyHalpert! I definitely recommened P&P, but I'd watch one of the movies first, the book can be a little tedious if you don't enjoy 18th century english. The 1995 A&E mini series is word for word perfect, although be warned it's 5 hours long. Then again 5 hours of Colin Firth works for me:). Kiera Knightly did a great job in the 2005 version, but becasue of length it's just the general storyline, a lot of good scenes were cut. If you do see it let me know what you thought. Oh and thanks for taking the time to review. Reviews are as good as The Office now being syndicated!! Yeah for more Office!!

Panic by FlonkertonChamp Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7] 4
Summary: Pam has doubts about becoming a mother. Takes place a few months after "Company Picnic" (And contains spoilers for "CP", obvy.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: J.D. & Mollie
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1001 Read Count: 2840 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2009 Updated: July 27, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: We can't have a kid yet!

You know what. The good thing about babies - at least for the first part - is they are not mobile. And also, you eventually get very tired of their crying and can ignore it 90% of the time.
Oh, the noises kids make. I'm so over this parenthood thing and I don't even have any kids yet!

Oh yeah, all parents make mistakes. And my mom just made one today that I can guilt her for for at least another few days, maybe a week if I'm lucky. Its wonderful.

And we need more genre choices, I totally agree....

Summary: When Michael jinxes both Jim and Pam, they must find other ways to communicate.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: Mute
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 743 Read Count: 2244 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2009 Updated: July 31, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Actions speak louder then words

Haha, Pam knows how to get what she wants, she does have a way with 'words!'

Author's Response: Thanks Emily, sorry it's been so long. Between christmas and work, I haven't really been on here in almost two months. But I'm back and so glad that you enjoyed it!

And So it Goes by NYCBound91 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4] 4
Summary: So I would choose to be with you, that's if the choice were mine to make, but you can make decisions, too, and you can have this heart to break. Spoilers for Phyllis' Wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1786 Read Count: 1762 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2009 Updated: August 02, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm not totally sure he'd go back toKaren quite likethat... i thinkhe'd go back and break it to her gently, but I loved this story because I could see this happening, and man, it would have made PW such a better episdoe!

Summary: Just fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 723 Read Count: 2920 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2009 Updated: August 04, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Are my hands supposed to be smooth and delicate? One of my kids I work with told me yesterday I needed loction.

I think he could rake the yard before getting married. Actually, at my friends wedding, her house was still being built, so the day before/morning of her wedding, we were still running around trying to put doors on, floors in, and trying to decorate. So raking isn't out of the question.

Happy wedding fluff!

Author's Response: Haha, I don't know how I missed this review, but it cracked me up. "I think he could rake the yard before getting married." Assume they have to drive up to Niagara, okay? ;)

Beyond Words by JAMhands Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 6
Summary: Inspired by EllaBella's 'Mute' challenge, but it may not quite fit the challenge itself. Jim and Pam share a silent ride home. Warning: Spoilers for Company Picnic in case you are the only Office fan on Earth that doesn't already know.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1181 Read Count: 2446 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Beyond Words

so great - the best kind of silence :) simple but beutiful

Summary: In "like a geyser," Jim bumps into Karen and has a panic attack. In "so foreign," Pam cries, sucks at painting, and frets over parenting. Note: There is very little to these stories that is shiny/happy, so please be appropriately beware. Rated K
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1138 Read Count: 3843 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: like a geyser

All I can think is how for the past 6 months, Parker has been like my absolute favorite boys name, and how awesome it is that that's what Karen's sons name is. Wrong thing to focus on, but true.