Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

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Summary: Friday morning. His first date with Pam behind him. Jim is confronted by the last remaining loose end.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1003 Read Count: 3431 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 23, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Final Act

Thank god that somebody wrote something this week that wasn't post-Job Jam fluff (I guess I should be thanking you.  So thanks).  I was beginning to think that this fandom wasn't ever going to have any other plot ever again.

Author's Response: Aah.. a like minded spirit.  These are dark times for our kind indeed.

Summary: New technology captured what was going through Jim's brain on the trip from New York back to Scranton.  Here is the transcription.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1615 Read Count: 3951 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2007 Updated: May 24, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Some Interstates are Best Traveled Westbound

Well done, brother.  Nearly perfect anxious scatterbrain

Your speeding thing there is funny to me.  I'm Canadian and thus subject to different traffic laws and different enforcement levels.  I was in the States last weekend and was completely blown away by the number of traffic cops.  We saw over half a dozen in a few hours of driving - in the same highway time in Ontario you'd be seeing one, maybe two.  I'm sure there are violent crimes that they should probably be cracking down on instead.  Also, worried about 80 mph?  You do that in Canada and you're passing nobody (especially in Quebec).

What that has to do with anything, I don't know.



Author's Response: Thanks, bro.  And don't even get me started on speeding enforcement. 

Summary: How will any comedy arrive?

Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1027 Read Count: 1670 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the hate allows the delight

That was one awesome mood piece you've given us.  I can't get over how much I like your understated, sort of gritty style.

Author's Response:

I can't get over how I love that you're reviewing all my stories. *grin* If my style is gritty, it's only because the show asks us to look unflinchingly at the, for lack of a better phrase, beauty in the breakdown. 

Thank you! 

Summary: Kelly deals.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4105 Read Count: 2561 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: May 27, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: fall down once, stand up twice

I grinned so hard it hurt for the first two-thirds, then I got all sad for the ending.  The 'I had this awesome tilapia with crab meat and we had sex in the bathroom after. Oh! And tiramisu. Tiramisu is so fucking good right?', the break up sex argument, Pennsyl-mania being the lamest thing ever except they already have t-shirts, Ashton and Demi - all gold.



Author's Response: Ahahaha, yeah for some reason I had in my head that I would going to write something really sad about Kelly staying with Ryan even though she probably shouldn't, but then I started making it funny and making Ryan less assy than I was going to hahah, such is life!  I'm so glad you liked it!! :)

Summary:

Takes place after "The Job". 

Jim has finally asked Pam out on a date. What happens now? This story follows their relationship as it develops throughout the summer, and shows how the rest of Dunder Mifflin reacts to both this and other recent changes in their lives.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8797 Read Count: 23178 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: June 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Kurt and Noelle and Jack and Pam

Oh dear.  Angela making Dwight wear the warehouse uniform while lusting after Roy?  Priceless.

And the Jim and Dwight uninteraction at the end was just perfect.



Author's Response: Thanks for the comment! I'm glad you liked it!

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome Back

Poor, poor Dwight.  By far the most entertaining of the immediately post-The Job fics I've read.

Author's Response: Thanks, I appreciate the compliment!

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Toby's Dilemma

Hey, wait - you never explained why Dwight was on the roof at night in his underwear with a lightsabre.  I could venture a guess but my guesses would likely hurt my brain too much.

Author's Response: This was another reference to The Client. Dwight sometimes spends the night there. This time he heard some noise and thought he was about to bust some criminals.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Long Weekend

Hmmm... I think there may be some people a little miffed at your complete glossing over of steamy bits.  Brilliantly glossed over, in fact.  I think even network censors from the '60s would miss that.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Back to Work

Larry, larry, larry, larry... Kelly?  *Sigh/chuckle*

Author's Response: Heh

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Do Over

We're all going to be so disappointed if they don't have Kandy next season.  Maybe we should start a massive letter writing campaign or something to make sure.  Um... i'm not organizing that.  I've got a thesis to write.

Author's Response: Of course, if they do get together it will just be proof that Greg Daniels reads fanfic. 

Summary:

Jim's life for years revolved around wanting something he could not have. What happens when Jim finally gets everything he ever wanted? Takes place the Monday after "The Job." Jim is with Pam. Karen returns to Scranton.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7157 Read Count: 13790 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
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Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Line

Once again, Dog the Bounty Hunter has shown us the way.  Showin' the love for Detroit, I see.  I drove through there two weeks ago.  It's colourful, to say the least...

One of these days I'll write a useful comment.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: June 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Man Up, James Halpert

It does feel a little awkward to end it there and in the manner that you did, though that certainly shouldn't take away from the quality of this chapter or your writing as a whole.

I have a healthy respect for someone who has the cajones to put something like this on the table and not pull any punches.

Repost to comment on the wonderful review posted 4 minutes after mine (albie at 1:05 am):

Awesome!  I couldn't incite that kind of rage even by killing Pam, but I heartily congratulate you on besting my most anger for a single posting mark (even if that wasn't the goal either of us set out to achieve).

Though she may have a bit of a point: when I reread from chapter 3 a second time to refresh myself as to the setup, I think it felt a little disjointed between 3 and 4, like the path from one to the other really wasn't easily bridgeable.

RE:So where did it leave us? Jim, unhappy and ready to take his punishment as he feels he deserves. Karen, on the pathetic side embarking on revenge that will feel good at first and then leave her feeling just as empty and possibly guilt-ridden. And Pam, blissfully unaware and stupidly supportive. That's... Well, that's something.

Yeah, that's pretty much where I see this situation heading, too.  That could be fun as well.



Author's Response:

What can I say, we're artists... As for ch3-4 I can see the disjoint as well.  I was worried that if I wrote a transition chapter, it would just be more of the same and the story would bog down.  As far as the anger mark... I was going for "queasy and messy," but I'll be the first to admit I drifted into some blasphemous waters.  (although I did mark the story "Angst" not "Fluff.")  Thanks for the comments.  I look forward to seeing what you come up with next. 

Summary:

What Karen is up to while Jim and Pam are on their first date, and beyond.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5629 Read Count: 17143 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
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Date: June 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: The Wedding

Very nice wrap up for Karen's sort of happy ending.  Take a bow, Gruntled.

Summary: Past Featured StoryAU After the merger.  Pam learns the dreams Jim had before Dunder Mifflin and why he had to abandon them.  Will it change how she feels about him?
Categories: Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21108 Read Count: 44033 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2007 Updated: July 04, 2007
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Date: June 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Charlie sounds like a good friend.

Author's Response: The people who review me are so kind.  Nobody thought that Charlie was the guy's evil business partner who's trying to do him in before he can get his much needed surgery.  It's part of why I like my reviewers so much, they make me feel better about humanity.

Summary: There can never be too many first date fics and there can never be too much Jim/Pam witty repartee. The summer is long, the possibilities are endless, and the speculation is just too darn much fun!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8156 Read Count: 24566 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 20, 2007
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Date: June 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I never went in for afterglow

I've been on board with the Jell-O wrestling for months now.

Author's Response: Mud, Jello, oil - I'm sure you'd approve of any Pam/Karen wrestling! So do you think Pam would overpower Karen or is Ms. Fancy Pants too scrappy? Hmmmmm. Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - An alternate universe where Pam and Roy had a wedding, Pam goes to art school in New York, Dwight owns a restaurant and Jim works for a job in advertising that he likes a lot more and gets a lot more money at.
Basically? Dunder Mifflin never exists. And everyone meets under different circumstances.

The characters are pretty much the same -- personality-wise -- they just have different roles and work different jobs.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67523 Read Count: 168451 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 15, 2007
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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Changes in the Weather: Heat Wave

“Oh no, Pam, do not tell me that you are one of those waitresses that enjoys picking food off of the customer’s plates after they leave,”

Um... I used to do that.

Summary:

From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3342 Read Count: 2127 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
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Date: June 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: How Karen fell out of love with Jim

I am speechless.  Whatever drugs you are on, I want some.

Summary: Written for the fraternizing community ficathon on LJ for the prompt of “To die will be an awfully big adventure” - James M Barrie. Five funerals that never happened.

Categories: Other, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3208 Read Count: 2210 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
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Date: June 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: five funerals and an interview segment

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one killing off everybody.

Author's Response: It's a tough thing to do!

Summary:

Sometimes Pam things that Jim is a little bit too gentle with her.

I'm marking that it's complete even though I left room for more if I get the urge at some point (which I probably will).


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2753 Read Count: 19607 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Re: end notes:  Because he is such a complete tool?  Okay, maybe not.  But when it comes to Pam, I can see him being too sensitive for his own good.  Was there a pun in there?  I'm not sure...

Jim's Wedding by larrymcg Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary:

Jim is getting married. He invites Pam to the wedding.

 


Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Other
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 593 Read Count: 3014 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh dear.  The reveal of Pam's fiance pretty much killed off any residual angst/tension/heartwrenching feelings from the rest of the fic.  Suppressed guffaw, somewhat painful.

Summary: Past Featured StoryOur favorite Dunder Mifflin women find out some big news.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael/Jan, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5052 Read Count: 22536 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
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Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kelly

Oh geez... Ryan's talking head just cracks me up.

Karen Who? by takemyhandx Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4]
Summary: What happened before Jim came back to Scranton after his NYC corporate interview? What made Jim decided to choose what he chose?
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1159 Read Count: 4768 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
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Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Should I stay or should I go??

Hey!

Summary: The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides!
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen, Other, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3069 Read Count: 1775 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Meter (Palpitation)

I have no idea how you do that.  Nothing much happens, if anything at all, there's no conflict, barely any interaction, almost zero introspection and yet you still manage to suck me in completely despite using references I don't know about (never going to read or watch Jane Austen thankyouverymuch) and original characters (which I usually hate).

Author's Response:

It frustrated me that absolutely nothing happened, but I was sick of looking at this at the time and went ahead and posted it. It's grown on me since, though that may just be because I love Liz with a passion that really shouldn't apply to OCs. 

P&P: Boy meets girl. Boy insults girl indirectly. Girl hates boy. Girl meets "mortal enemy" of boy and believes wicked things of the boy. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy tells girl. Girl rejects. Boy writes letter debunking everything girl thought of boy. Girl presumes will never meet boy again. Girl meets boy again. Boy and girl very awkward. Girl's younger sister marries "mortal enemy". Boy salvages family's reputation. Girl finds out. Boy and girl meet again. Boy and girl realize they love each other. Boy asks for girl's hand in marriage, and girl's father says yes. The scene where they realize they love each other, in the film, is absolutely breathtaking; Darcy (Boy) walks over this ridge in the fog of dawn and it's just gorgeous every single time.

Thank you very much! 

Summary: I become a transparent eyeball; I am nothing!

Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Past, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1987 Read Count: 1952 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
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Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Avril Lavigne Songs Pam Would Never Admit to Having Had Stuck in Her Head

Avril Lavigne comes from a town one town over from where I live/was raised.  I would have gone to high school where she went to high school (a few years difference though) except that we pretended we were Catholic so we could go to a better school.

Summary: A sequel of sorts to Four Dunder Mifflin Employees Who Find Out They're Pregnant... And One Who Doesn't but you don't have to read that one for this one to make sense.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4675 Read Count: 16053 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Beets Me

Why haven't I seen this concept before?  It's damned funny.