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Stories by 3vasectomies
Summary: A possible scenario post-3x10/11 “Benihana Christmas”
As the song plays, his conversation with Michael not an hour earlier keeps replaying his head.  She doesn’t deserve to be a distraction, no matter how broken his heart may be.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Michael, Pam, Roy
Genres: Drama, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: Possible Scenarios
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6392 Read Count: 2308 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2021 Updated: December 16, 2021
The Slap by 3vasectomies Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 6
Summary: A possible scenario post-3x19 “The Negotiation”
What if Pam’s infamous slap happened a few years earlier?  And someone else was the target?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Possible Scenarios
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2873 Read Count: 791 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 08, 2021 Updated: November 08, 2021
Perceptive by 3vasectomies Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 8
Summary: A possible scenario post-9x16 “Moving On”
Erin is a lot more perceptive than people give her credit for.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Clark, Erin, Jim, Jim/Pam, Nellie, Pam, Pete
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: Possible Scenarios
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3539 Read Count: 534 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2021 Updated: September 11, 2021
Smoke Stacks by 3vasectomies Rated: K+ [Reviews - 5] 5
Summary: Side Story for Only You: A Novelization
Set after “Diwali,” All I Needed Chapter 6
A simple story about a toy truck.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Only You: A Novelization
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1409 Read Count: 549 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 24, 2021 Updated: August 24, 2021
Summary: Set during Episode 9x22/23 “A.A.R.M.”
After the best week he’s had in months, Jim’s heart breaks when Pam confesses her fear.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 845 Read Count: 720 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2021 Updated: August 12, 2021
Summary: Set after Episode 4x10 “Branch Wars”
After their awkward encounter, Jim and Karen have some choice words for each other.  Words that they will never hear.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: David Wallace, Jim, Karen
Genres: Holiday, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1238 Read Count: 465 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2021 Updated: July 17, 2021
Summary: Based on the events of Episodes 9x20 “Paper Airplane,” 9x21 “Livin’ the Dream,” and 9x24/25 “Finale”
After Jim reevaluates what’s important to him, Pam does some reevaluating herself.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1782 Read Count: 758 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2021 Updated: June 18, 2021
Summary: Only You: A Novelization, Part 2 — A Reimagining of Episodes 3.09–3.25
After Jim returns from Stamford, both he and Pam are faced with their past mistakes.  But moving on and looking forward can be easier than it seems.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby, Todd Packer
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: Only You: A Novelization
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4407 Read Count: 850 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2021 Updated: May 31, 2021
Summary: Only You: A Novelization, Part 1 — A Reimagining of Episodes 3.01–3.08
A week after Casino Night, Pam calls Jim’s Stamford work number.  She leaves him a message, telling him the truth.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Carol, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy, Penny Beesly, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: Only You: A Novelization
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61103 Read Count: 13670 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2021 Updated: May 06, 2021
Summary: ABANDONED, WILL EVENTUALLY REPOST UNDER NEW NAME
Jim picks up the phone and dials the number, but as all his mistakes flash before his eyes, he realizes that he can't hurt her again.  Athlead is forever out of his reach.
A Season 9 reimagining
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kids/Family, Romance, Status: Abandoned, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 85715 Read Count: 74934 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: August 20, 2020 Updated: March 26, 2021
Summary: Inspired by the feature-length film Threat Level Midnight
He's a criminal with a face of gold.
    She's a hotdog vender with a heart of gold.
What will happen when their paths cross again?
Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1010 Read Count: 1380 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2020 Updated: November 06, 2020
Summary: Set in Never Give Up, between Chapters 16. "Vandalism" & 17. "Couples Discount"
With half the office gone and no real leader, Nellie takes it upon herself to fill the roll of regional manager for the day.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Clark, Creed, David Wallace, Erin, Kevin, Meredith, Nellie, Oscar, Pete, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1341 Read Count: 5309 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2020 Updated: November 01, 2020
Summary: Set during Episode 7x04 “Sex Ed”
After over a year of marital (near) bliss, the Halperts have their first big fight.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Darryl, Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Kids/Family, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1545 Read Count: 901 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2020 Updated: October 22, 2020
Summary: Set in Never Give Up, during Chapters 14. "Medical Leave" — 15. "Junior Salesman"
Seven 55-word vignettes detailing Jim's first week of his medical leave.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Cece Halpert, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phillip Halpert
Genres: Hurt/Comfort, Kids/Family, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 359 Read Count: 2634 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2020 Updated: October 15, 2020
Summary: Set after Episodes 7x11/12 “Classy Christmas”
The infamous snowball war is over.  Holly sits Jim and Dwight down to establish reconciliation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1574 Read Count: 677 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2020 Updated: October 11, 2020
Procedure by 3vasectomies Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 6
Summary: Set after Episodes 5x14/15 “Stress Relief’s” Cold Open
After Dwight’s disaster of a fire drill, the office couple tries to make sense of it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1566 Read Count: 890 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2020 Updated: October 09, 2020