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Stories by 3vasectomies
Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 4
Summary: Only You: A Novelization, Part 2 — A Reimagining of Episodes 3.09–3.25
After Jim returns from Stamford, both he and Pam are faced with their past mistakes.  But moving on and looking forward can be easier than it seems.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Stanley, Toby, Todd Packer
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: Only You: A Novelization
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4397 Read Count: 273 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2021 Updated: May 31, 2021
Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 21
Summary: Only You: A Novelization, Part 1 — A Reimagining of Episodes 3.01–3.08
A week after Casino Night, Pam calls Jim’s Stamford work number.  She leaves him a message, telling him the truth.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Carol, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy, Penny Beesly, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: Only You: A Novelization
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61008 Read Count: 6748 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2021 Updated: May 06, 2021
Rated: T [Reviews - 42] 16
Summary: ABANDONED, WILL EVENTUALLY REPOST UNDER NEW NAME
Jim picks up the phone and dials the number, but as all his mistakes flash before his eyes, he realizes that he can't hurt her again.  Athlead is forever out of his reach.
A Season 9 reimagining
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kids/Family, Romance, Status: Abandoned, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 85715 Read Count: 8932 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 20, 2020 Updated: March 26, 2021
Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 6
Summary: Inspired by the feature-length film Threat Level Midnight
He's a criminal with a face of gold.
    She's a hotdog vender with a heart of gold.
What will happen when their paths cross again?
Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1010 Read Count: 758 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2020 Updated: November 06, 2020
Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Set in Never Give Up, between Chapters 16. "Vandalism" & 17. "Couples Discount"
With half the office gone and no real leader, Nellie takes it upon herself to fill the roll of regional manager for the day.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Clark, Creed, David Wallace, Erin, Kevin, Meredith, Nellie, Oscar, Pete, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1341 Read Count: 4967 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2020 Updated: November 01, 2020
Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 10
Summary: Set during Episode 7x04 "Sex Ed"
After over a year of marital (near) bliss, the Halperts have their first big fight.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Darryl, Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Kids/Family, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1545 Read Count: 592 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2020 Updated: October 22, 2020
Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 11
Summary: Set in Never Give Up, during Chapters 14. "Medical Leave" — 15. "Junior Salesman"
Seven 55-word vignettes detailing Jim's first week of his medical leave.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Cece Halpert, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phillip Halpert
Genres: Hurt/Comfort, Kids/Family, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 359 Read Count: 1576 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2020 Updated: October 15, 2020
Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 5
Summary: Set after Episodes 7x11/12 "Classy Christmas"
The infamous snowball war is over.  Holly sits Jim and Dwight down to establish reconciliation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1576 Read Count: 447 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2020 Updated: October 11, 2020
Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 6
Summary: Set after Episodes 5x14/15 "Stress Relief's" Cold Open
After Dwight's disaster of a fire drill, the office couple tries to make sense of it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Episode Relateds
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1567 Read Count: 591 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2020 Updated: October 09, 2020