Hum, any deserve for a hankie is completely ruined by having to ask Dwight. No hankie for me.

Angela offered Pam a cat!!!

My slight dyslexia (apparently) made me read 1693 as 1963... and my first thought was - wow? wait, weren't the salem witch trials a lot longer ago... and then I was like, wow, I am really really really stupid...
So, yeah.

Author's Response:

Oh yeah, I forgot to add that all of the characters are in fact immortal and that they did live into the 20th cent., haha