Wow, I thought Kevin had thrown up in Meredith's car!  Strawberry donuts are messy, but not as smelly, so that's better. I liked Pam's "new car" comment.  I bet Meredith had Kevin "clean up" by picking up donuts that were too gross and throwing them out of the window.  Then again, probably neither of them would waste donuts; they're probably back in those boxes Kevin's carrying.

I liked how Dwight got Angela to come in.  I don't remember how they managed to get Kelly coming in now.

I'm glad Dwight's giving Jim lessons on how to put his arm around someone.  Dwight's such a natural "luvah", I'm sure. 

Welcome back to the girl talk. 

Yay! More Girly Girl!!!! I am so glad you are back. Okay, granted, I didn't know you were gone, but I did notice the lack of girly girl emails in my inbox saying it was updated, and then I learned you were back, and so I figured you were gone. That is a really odd sentence.

I think I am going to start using dingleberry as a great insult. You dingleberry (not you, just practicing).

threat level: indigo
Oh no, approaching midnight!! Hehe. Midnight is a better color. Perhaps because I prefer all colors on the dark side... so dark they are almost black. Now that you know my color preference, we can move on with the review :)

"Pam leaned forward to say, “I’m just here to take notes.”

Amused, Jim looked down at her empty hands and nodded."
That reminds me of the one scene where Michael tells her to take notes, but she doesn't have any paper... can't remember what episode (OMG, my knowledge of useless Office trivia is declining... thats it... once I finish this story I must go watch all of season one and two again... stat)... but it does remind me of that.

Haha... act like it is both Jim AND her husband, thats all I gotta say about that!!!!
Earlier today, I read a story where waist was mistyped as wait, and so that is what I was thinking and it made me laugh even though it was correct here.
Although, yeah, so everything there made me laugh, and it was so awesome.

And then we end on Creed being Creed.

Yay for more Girly Girl being posted... its a great day. I would say good day just like Pam in Michael's birthday, but, nope, its great. And since i remember that fact, I guess my knowledge of useless office trivia is still a bit there, but I will ignore that fact, because really... rewatching the first two seasons just sounds like fun (and it sounds like something i haven't done in like two weeks... therefore, i say its time again).


Author's Response:

Do you know what a dingleberry is? You better look that up before you start hurling it around. I like huckleberry as an insult. "Well aren't you a huckleberry!" See? Stops people in their tracks.

That reminds me of the one scene where Michael tells her to take notes, but she doesn't have any paper... I forgot about that scene! It is so funny. I love how she spreads her hands and looks at the cameras like "uh, not going to happen, Michael." She gives the best looks. That's the worst worst worst thing about writing about Jim and Pam. They're best stuff is always their expressions and it's just about impossible to write. Everyone else is so verbal. Except Michael's crying. I never say that Michael cries because he always cries a different way and it's just too hard to describe. He's face gets all red first which starts you laughing before the waterworks even begin. Wow....I'm kinda rambling here....

Yay!  Muggins is back!  Girly Girl is back!  Pam & Jim are cute and Karen is on her way to NYC.  All is right with the world...

WOW! For the past three days, I've been reading this NONSTOP with little breaks for eat and sleep (and well, long breaks for school), and I AM ADDICTED. You write the characters so well, you've got their voices down PAT. And who knew a game of Girly Girl Truth or Dare could get so out of hand? Only at Dunder Mifflin. ;)

And also, I'm LOVING the Jam in the last few chapters, I feel like we're gettin' somewhere! *rubs hands*   

Author's Response:

Oh gosh. Uh. Says something funny here. Looks around with preposterous Jim face. Turns red and slinks away hoping no one notices.

My dog is barking up a storm. We have someone at our house picking up some TShirts. And so she is barking barking barking. Crazy dog. Its what she is good at.

Why are they at Krispy Kreme. Should be Dunkin Donuts. Because, Michael says Duncan Donuts would give Kevin an award in the Dundies. And because I don't like Krispy Kreme. Because they are good, but I have only had their plain glazed, and I hate plain glazed and so now I don't like them.

One of the emails was in black font not white... don't think you control that. But I almost missed it.

Those two are so cute together. That entire email conversation about hot/not ot people was just so them.

no more talk about cod pieces. too strange. :P


Author's Response:

T-Shirts? Are these Office related T-Shirts? Because Lisahoo promised PROMISED to make some awesome Office T-Shirts and my cash is burning a hole in my pocket while I patiently wait for the Camo Hussies T-Shirt of Awesomeness that has been kissed by the lips of Kelly Kapoor.
There's a strong rivalry between Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme in Pennsylvania. I'm not making this up. It's like Cheesesteaks. People will get into shouting matches about Cheesesteaks and Donuts. Now, Kevin did not say in the show that he went to Dunkin' Donuts... Michael said that. Well, Michael's exactly the type of Pennsylvania guy that would go to Dunkin' Donuts. DD is all about the coffee. But Kevin is, through and through, a Krispy Kreme man. It would go against everything I believed in to say otherwise. 

And the best cheesesteaks are at Jim's in Philadelphia. And I'll fight anyone who says differently. I assume they named Jim Halpert after Jim's Cheesesteaks because they are THAT GOOD! The secret is the cheesewhiz.

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Poor Stacey... only number 7. I only have the first four numbers programmed for my phone. Voicemail, Mom, Brother, Friend. And only reason I even have brother in there is mom insists I act like we are related or some crap like that.

Wow, Hunter must do good with that phone call considering he gets the job.


Author's Response: My Aunt is the same way, EmilyHalpert. She writes all my relatives' birthdays on a calendar and gives it to me every year as a Christmas gift. I guess I'd be more appreciative if she didn't pick weird calendars like "Kansas Wheatfields" and "John Deere Tractors".

SHOCK COLLAR? Wow, that sounds more like some incredibly odd S&M than a obiedence training thing.
But that entire thing is a perfect example of the different types of Operant Conditioning Reinforcement techniques. I always got the various types confused... its like positive but bad? What the hell?

Now I totally want a new puppy so I can name is Scampers. Cept that reminds me of Pampers so maybe not...

Author's Response: I failed the Operant Conditioning Reinforcement classes because...well, I'm just going to say it. My dogs have all been retards. I think all of them (I've had three) suffered severe brain trauma before finding their way to my door. But I've taken the dumb class THREE times, so I know what's supposed to happen... theoretically. Next time, I'm getting a fish. And naming it Scampers.

Ah Creed, way to ruin a moment and mention nipples at the same time. Only Creed could make that entire exchange seem natural.

Gah... Just have those two make out already. They need to. And fast. Well, and long. And don't even THINK TWSS.

Author's Response:

TWSS! See I didn't think it, I said it!

Creed creeps me out. And that is all there is to say about that.

So, its so strange talking about Hunter Jan's assistant. specially because on another site I go by Hunter (long story about that one)... and so I read it and I am like, wait are the no... because I see hunter and think me, and its like, no its Jan.
I am one strange duck. And no idea where that phrase came from.

I loved that entire bit with Jan and her worst birthday (unlike Michaels like 5 worst birthdays).

Ya know the line break while Angela was sitting in her car listening to the tape ended at Jim. And apparently, my brain works slightly faster than my eyes read because it was "she has a mixed tape of Jim? Jim made her a mixed tape? she has a mixed tape tat reminds her of Jim?" And then I read Nabors. And even though I don't know who that is it made me happy because the other alternative was just like WHOA

Can I have a Jim? Pretty please. I want a Jim.


Author's Response: Sure, you can have Jim. Jim Nabors is all yours and welcome to him. He played the marine Gomer Pyle on that TV show. He also sang the famous song "Hot Dog Heart" as well as tons of Gospel Music. He's also a strange duck.

*mad giggle* Hunter Green. I love Hunter Green. But I hate green. Sorry. It makes no sense, but it really makes perfect sense.

MUTEY THE MAILMAN!!!!!! He is taking after Dwight. Now that is a scary thought.

Poor Dwight, it must be near torture for him not to be able to come in on Michaels birthday. Although I really am starting to feel sorry for Michael, everyone avoiding him. But then I remember it is Michael, and I would want to avoid it also.

Can I say that these chapters are too short. Even knowing I have like another ten to read still, they still end too quickly.

Guess What! I AM BACK! Seriously, I think I almost died. Finals were bad enough, but my computer breaks TWICE. TWICE! What is up with that. It is the devil butt of a computer. Its like, so bad, it isn't even the Toby of a computer. A Toby of a computer is an angel compared to this piece of crap.

Anyways, I had to reread like the five chapters before it just to get caught up, because wow... it has been forever. Although, I seriously considered reading the entire story again, but I can't just yet... because, its really quite long.... But, I caught up with all of the mischief happening with those crazy Dunder Mifflinites. Even though, rereading it made me catch fun things that I missed before. So it was good.

*happy sigh* Right now there is too many plot points to mention, but can I say how much I love this story and how much I missed it. It was like, ooh, this part of my life is back. Happiness. Every little bit I loved.

Great Schrute War of 82. I was negative three that year. I don't even know if my parents were married. Anyways, I am very curious as to this war, however, I feel very sorry for any ducks that were harmed by sniper attacks. Then, I must think those are very good snipers to hit a small duck.

Darnit, you had to go and ruin Monkey for me. I call my little neighbor monkey. He is just like 22 months and he climbs around the playground like a monkey. However, now I am only going to be thinking of Angela and whatever she did to deserve that nickname, and that is just wrong..

And a LOST reference. Wow, only like three paragraphs into the new stuff and I remember why this story is so awesome. (and wow, the lost season finale like, exploded my brain)

And Gaydar..... wow. I so loved that episode. I was going to type more about this but I kept bursting out in laughter.

Pam called Jim... and got advice for bother her and Angela. Gah, my brain isn't even making sense right now. Its like a big bubble of happiness and wanting those two to catch up to the events in the finale (wow, that also broke my brain.... )

I loved your email for Meredith... what would happen if I emailed that address? Anyways, the picture was great also... I am assuming you found it somewhere? Either that or you are very talented at both writing and drawing and then I would have to smack you. Oh, haha, and then I scroll a bit more and read the chapter end notes... it is amazing, so I may just have to go give praise.

There was something else I was going to mention, but, I forget. But it is okay, because this review is long enough and you are going to get more as I read the coming chapters. but now that I am back, I expect my daily doses of Girly Girl... because ya know what, it is summer, and I expect to not have a life, and just spend every second in front of the computer reading fanfic (at least until I start work Wednesday)


Author's Response:

I'm glad you didn't reread the whole thing because the last person who did that took 3 DAYS!!! DAYS!!!! This story is way too freakin' long! I'm cutting out all the odd chapters. I don't think anyone will notice.

The LOST finale was actually GOOD! I was shocked! It was WOW!

I'm thinking of writing another fiction about all the different Schrute Wars. I picture a lot of ducks being involved. Also pigs. Maybe goats.

And this is like the longest review I've ever read from anybody and that's saying something and I'm really glad you're back because it was lonely without you!

Ahahaha, this wins.

 Great work.

Beautiful. This is amazing, as usual. I LOVED the JHalpert & PBeesly emails. Those two could flirt with each other for another 150 chapters and it would never get old, but having Dwight in a pirate costume makes it even better!

Author's Response: I think if I had them flirt for another 150 chapters everyone would shoot me since they all want some JAM action. Sadly, I think I could write another 150 chapters of flirting no problemo because, truth be told, I only know two synonyms for nipple. Thus my Jam action would last like 20 lines and then THE END.