it's sad that Pam thinks he's thinking of Karen... but the draft of the email? hilarious!

"how the sheets work" - best ever.

Once we’re at the restaurant I order you the most expensive stuff on the menu. and try to tell you that you're going to have to put out.  You say I had you at 'hello'.

His final rendition of the date sounds very nice, except you know that I'd have a different ending than "talk some more".  Maybe "talk some more about our favorite positions and whose place we should live at or should we get a new place so it will be 'ours'."

I like Pam's "Karen's super-lucky" comment.  Is she trying to dig at him a bit?  Make him commit to wanting that date to be with her? 

What if Pam had said, "Oh, that's nice!  But no sex?  Wouldn't you want sex?  I totally would, I mean, if I were your date!"  HAHAHAHAHA!  You know me, Muggins, I'll just alter your storyline in my head to make it work for me. 

So, I just rewatched The Dundies today. I don't know why I thought that was worth mentioning, but for some reason, something reminded me and told me to tell you.

And haha! Yes, that is a fun Kelly quote. I was gonna say more but then I realized that it was really pointless and so for some reason today I stopped typing (because, pointless has never stopped me before).

Yowza, never have I seen so many crossed out lines...
Haha, not a futon like Michael. :)

But Jim, not lame at all. Although, I think all your crossed out ideas were fun also.

And just get Karen to corporate and leave Jim in Scranton, and let them go on said date.
Of course, with this story, it may take til chapter 300 to get to :). But, I love every word. Even when the chapters are too short and end and its sad. But at least you post daily, so I can't stay angry at the ending chapters for long.



Author's Response:

I was actually planning on them getting to corporate around chapter 5000, but I can speed it up if you like. ;)

Muggins, you misunderstood my statistic.  People do that with statistics all the time, so don't be embarrassed. 

Fact: the naked male form is 83% more attractive when lit by the light of lightning bugs. This means that given any male (although I was speaking of human males), his  form (you know, muggins, his bod) will be 83% more attractive than it usually is.  So, even the uggos will improve by that exact percentage.  Start collecting those lightning bugs, guys.

As to how I know this, a scientist never reveals her secrets.  Yeesh.

Tell sis that I can't be as tough on you, as I'm not an actual sister who's grown up with you.  Also, I would have been an even more awesome beta than I was, but I didn't want to out-do her and therefore put her out of a job.  You know, I was holding back on the awesomeness.  Go ahead, tell her.  See if she buys it.  I'm guessing 'no', but it's worth a shot.

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I said she “confided” in me, Meredith and I have never repeated it to another living soul.

I would never, ever, ever confide in Angela even though I looooooooove her!

“Roy.” I sense smut....lol. Please hurry and post the next chapter!

Author's Response: Cate, Cate, Cate! Roy, Angela, swords at dawn. What on earth suggests smut in that? Okay, never mind, I just figured it out.

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I am still laughing so hard! I have to go to bed but this is absolutely my favorite story. I love your Angela. Especially - By the end of the day, even Angela would be wearing make-up to look like a whore!”

Imagining Angela as a streetwalker was too much and Kelly giggled.

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I laughed through this whole chapter. I like that you don't talk about just Jim and Pam.

I loved Angela's trying to get out of playing anymore - From:AMartin

It is almost lunch time. I think we should all quit now.

So thats what was in Jim's desk! Pleasure balm? Who is it for? Is it for a prank?!  Was it for Karen (ew)! I liked the part where Ryan is acting like a complete jerk. You really have The Office casts  voices down perfectly.  

Milquetoast: I had to look it up too.  Thank you Muggins.  You have increased my vocabulary today. =) And what on this earth does Meredith have in mind with the body paint??

Wow, milquetoast - yeah, had to look that up. And listen to how you say it. But very Ryan... that just this side of evil Ryan. Is that the right phrasing? Who cares!

Whoa... body paint... yeah, never ever EVER would have guessed that

And a Dwight/Roy fight... interesting...

I wanna make little hearts....

Seemed short today... not fair. But good since I have to leave like 8 minutes ago.



Author's Response: I dated this guy who (I'm not making this up) had the nickname "Mayo". I found out later that his nickname in grade school was "Mayonnaise"! He was the epitome of milquetoast. I dated him like three times and we just ran out of things to talk about. The guy had NO hobbies and NO interests. NONE. You can only talk about the weather and the stuff on the menu so much.  ♥

Ooh!  You added a lot of funny bits, Muggins!  Awesome.

I can definitely see Meredith "contemplating" Roy in a leather jacket.  She'd probably forget about it later, though.  You know how she can never remember people she's contemplated.  Whoops, that's "had sex with", not contemplated. 

This line was so funny: "Does he get a boner when she’s around? I’m telling you... I’ve looked. Nada."  I'll bet this is something Meredith checks out a lot.  She probably calls it BonerPong.

Welcome back to your sister. 

Wait, where did the "Pam is pregnant theory" come from?  I went back and re-read like 5 chapters.  I love it though! 

Just wanted to let you know that I'm still paying attention...