Date: March 28, 2007 10:16 am Title: Chapter 1
so, yea, we just talked about Hitler and his failed art work in history yesterday... conisidence, i think not. however, our history teacher sided with pam. hitler=bad guy.
Author's Response:
You should see my book collection. 7 books with Nazi Germany content. True, it's only a small fraction of my total library, but that sort of thing sticks with you. But maybe you are mentally transferring your coursework into my brain. That would be cool.
Dwight is proud of his German heritage. I bet he's just disappointed they lost those two wars. But at least they beat the French both times.
Hitler did do some good stuff, including his exemplary WW1 service, hauling Germany out of the Depression, the autobahns, the Volkswagen Beetle, and industrial modernization. Of course, that's severely counterbalanced by the millions of murdered Jews and Slavs in the Holocaust, hundreds of thousands of other murders, backstabbing within his own party, numerous human rights violations against the handicapped, minorities, gays, and criminals usually resulting in castrating or death, slave labour, the Nazi party supporting of dangerous pseudoscience, and of course the whole war thing.
Well, this topic has gotten awfully depressing. At least I haven't started on about how Stalin surpassed Hitler for evilness during the years following WW2.
Dammit.
Date: March 27, 2007 08:05 am Title: Chapter 1
Ha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, Dwight. I love this: So, you see, there's nothing stopping you from carving your own empire out from your ungrateful neighbour states.
Author's Response: First: Anschluss with Canada, next: THE WORLD!!! Mua ha ha ha!
Date: March 26, 2007 08:35 pm Title: Chapter 1
1. My time is not that valueable
2. This did not waste it
I love that Dwight calls Gil "Oscar's homosexual boyfriend" Haha, and to think, even if Pam's artwork sucks she can still aspire to be Hitler! Heehee, this was great as per usual.
Author's Response:
My time isn't very valuable either. I'm just saying that to try to make you all feel more important. If I make it seem like you all have places to go, people to see, things to do, it might help us forget that we're all just sitting here in front of our computers reading about people who don't actually exist.
Heil, Beesly!
Date: March 26, 2007 08:32 pm Title: Chapter 1
Only Dwight could fathom that the next Hitler would be in Scranton.
Nice job.
Author's Response:
Why not Scranton? The previous Hitler came from some little nothing town in Austria and was raised in Linz, which is a city that I would have never heard of if not for Hitler.
Also, notice how no one is named Hitler anymore. Weird.