10 [Report This]Date: August 09, 2010 12:38 am Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
I think I really REALLY like your mom and especially the way herv mind works! I knrw by the title that this would be a great fic. THANKS!
5 [Report This]Date: December 14, 2008 12:12 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
lol.awesome! :D
Date: February 24, 2008 01:17 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
I was a little worried when I started to read 16. I was like, "Hey! That's Jim and Pam's thing!" and then I continued reading. And all was well.
LOVED 25! and 29! and 31! and 35!
Regards to 36: Wait, I like Meredith!
Returning to the: LOVED 38! and 44!
Especially LOVED 45! "Dwight, you ignorant slut" is hands down my favorite line. (Well, besides the italian food line. And Jim's love confession.)
Date: September 25, 2007 06:47 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
the best story i have ever read on here. i died laughing.
Date: August 18, 2007 08:49 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Wow... I just checked back on this... Heh...
The little morbid game that my roommate and I played was to think of ways to kill each other to make it look like a suicide, thus due to the grief that we endured by our roommate's suicide, we would get all A's.
See, I told you it's morbid. Heh... :)
I miss your writing!
Date: July 15, 2007 06:45 am Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!
Date: July 07, 2007 04:59 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
OMG. Totally hilarious! It sort of reminded me of the various ways that Kenny's met his doom on South Park.
My favorite:
29. Karen goes to a cat party at Angela’s. She dangles some string and Ash goes berserk and leaps on her face. Karen suffocates. Dwight and Angela bury the body in the back yard. Next to the other ones.
10 [Report This]Date: June 22, 2007 07:12 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
OMG....that's horrible! Terrible! And unbelieveably hysterical! I think I may have peed myself a little.
8 [Report This]Date: May 08, 2007 09:33 am Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
so many favorites, I can't pick just one...too bad we can't see them all happen on the show...
Date: April 22, 2007 11:27 am Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
HA! This was awesome and hilarious. I have nothing against Karen, but that was a pretty fantastic use of the most references to past Office moments I've ever seen in one fic!
10 [Report This]Date: April 21, 2007 04:38 am Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
this is the funniest thing I have read in a looong time. It took ages to read, I couldn't see through the tears :-) Love the trebuchet, the bounce pass, the boredom, oh heck, love 'em all!
Have to say I cried at Swedge's extension cord and toaster, too!
10 [Report This]Date: April 20, 2007 05:59 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Muggins, I heart you and your fics. And your mama, too. These were... ugh, there are no words to express. Yes, they're a bit dark, but hell, it's a sense of humor that people have... I included. I was going to say something about a little morbid game my college roommate and I played but, it's a little too dark. Heh... thanks for the story! Now get back to some Girly-Girl! ;)
Author's Response: I want to hear all about the little morbid game! What kind of a tease is that? That is such a tease! Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!
10 [Report This]Date: April 20, 2007 05:45 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Will this let me review again? Because I forgot to leave my (ten) stars last time.
Date: April 20, 2007 04:18 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Personally, I think this is disgusting and sick. Isn't there enough hate in the world that we shouldn't be creating more for fictional characters?
It's a complete break with Jim, Pam and Karen's characters as portrayed in the show, I understand you are striving for humour, but that can be seen as the trait of a bad writer.
Also, it's violent against women, and thinking that death can solve your idea of a problem is not even remotely funny.
I think you need to remember that this is a TV show. Jim and Pam will get together eventually, there is no need to massacre Karen in this degrading fashion.
Author's Response:
I'm so glad you wrote this! I know that when I read or hear something that upsets me as violently as you seem to be, I hate walking around with that feeling for days and days! I'm glad that MTT let's us have these review boards to get those feelings off our chests. I wish, though, that your first posting had been for a Fic that you loved. I certainly hope there are other Fictions out there that you do love and that you will continue reading at MTT. There are some really good Fluff writers, I especially recommend Nomadshan and Girl7. They are great writers!
Date: April 20, 2007 09:20 am Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Can your mom be my mom too? Cause this...
How did Karen get Jim? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. How did Karen lose Jim? Pam beat her into a bloody pulp and then tossed her into Lake Wallenpaupack.
... rocks. A lot. I love the way your mind works!
Author's Response: My Mom said she'd trade me in for you, if you promise to write Girly Girl so that Karen dies PRONTO and Jim and Pam have hot sex on her casket.
Date: April 20, 2007 06:17 am Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Use of the word "trebuchet"? You win, my friend!
Author's Response: Yes, my Mom has an odd fixation on Medieval weapons. Strange.
Date: April 19, 2007 11:58 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Awesome. Number 34 is my favorite.
Author's Response: #34 is just too, too painful! So of course I laughed myself silly while I was typing it up.
9 [Report This]Date: April 19, 2007 11:06 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
This was seriously, seriously awesome. Seriously. I haven't laughed that hard in days. I especially love 7, 18, 20, 28 (!), all of Dwight Gets Involved, 47 and 50. Nicely done!
Author's Response: My Mom thanks you and says you're a sweetie! That's a really big compliment for her. She might give you her kidney if you need it....that way you don't get stuck with some monkey kidney.
Date: April 19, 2007 10:18 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Hm. Maybe it's the feminist in me, but I'm not digging the 'violence against women' humour here.
Author's Response: I totally understand. That's one reason I'm really glad that MTT has a violence rating so that people who don't like that kind of thing can totally avoid it. I've also got a 'violence against men' piece that I'm working on if that's more your cup of tea.
Date: April 19, 2007 09:52 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Her funeral smells kind of onion-y.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Poor poor Karen. Quite sad indeed.
These are incredible. You and your mom both rock.
Author's Response: Thank you! I thank you and my mother thanks you.
10 [Report This]Date: April 19, 2007 09:45 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
I meant to add that I really liked number 16.
Author's Response: Noted.
Date: April 19, 2007 09:31 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Is is mean that I giggled all the way through these?
As someone who has been on a rare tour of Hershey factory, I can tell you that only family members of workers get tours. How about, Jim rocked the Ferris Wheel at Hershey Park so hard to scare her she actually fell out.
Author's Response: You know you're in Hershey because you can SMELL the chocolate as you drive into town! That place is AWESOME! And clean.
Date: April 19, 2007 08:58 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Wow. Prison Mike. Inverted penis. Pulverizing kidney stones.
I like the way your mind works!!!
How on earth did you think of all these???
Author's Response: Well, my Mom wrote up the death ways and then I went through the episodes and looked for stuff that related to her methods of execution.
The Inverted Penis was a weird twisted sick one that I don't think I want to tell you the original way of death that Mom wrote... because I'm related to her and it means we share the same genetic material and that is just a little too scary.
10 [Report This]Date: April 19, 2007 08:31 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Hilarious. You win at life.
Author's Response:
My Mom says thank you, she's glad you think so.
Date: April 19, 2007 08:18 pm Title: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....
Oh, fabulous! I think my favorites are 1, 3, 10, 13, 18, 23, 27 (neighbors vs. the plasma screen TV!!!!), 29, 32, 33 (kind of oniony--LOL!!), 38, 43, and 47. Give or take. ;)
This is so much fun. I've killed a shipwrecker in fic before, and it's totally cathartic. Hee!
Author's Response:
My Mom thanks you! And who was the shipwrecker you killed?