Date: April 23, 2007 06:59 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Yup, had to be done. I've been following the discussion all evening while I study, so let me say that all of this is both true and hilarious.
Date: April 23, 2007 06:55 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
This absolutely had to be done...and you were just the girl to do it. Especially like the shower warning...slippery when wet and lets not even get into the vertical logistics. And my absolute favorite is the one about smut written by authors who have clearly never done the deed themselves. (Dead give away - the characters get up immediately afterwards to put their jammies on.) This was a total hoot!
Author's Response: Um....well, colette....some of us HAVE to get up to put our jammies on, seeing as it is very likely that we will soon be visited by several small humans with "bad dreams" and other can't sleep issues.
Date: April 23, 2007 06:54 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
HAAAAA!!!!
I luuuuuv youuuu!!!!
Date: April 23, 2007 06:44 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
haha.... yes. it did have to be done.
this is the craziest night of weird sex talk ever!
Date: April 23, 2007 06:41 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Loved this. Every one made me laugh :)
Date: April 23, 2007 06:37 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
May I just say, I'm in love with this already.
Date: April 23, 2007 06:35 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
And the one that takes the cake:
WARNING: Do not attempt to stare into your lover's eyes during coitus. Your partner will either laugh or be very creeped out.
Very well played. There is so much that is right about these warnings, maybe they should be officially adopted by the fandom. :)
Date: April 23, 2007 06:33 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Hilarious. And so necessary!
Date: April 23, 2007 06:32 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
That may be the funniest, and truest, thing I've read here related to sex! Bravo!