I will tell you and no one else. This is just between us: Yes, I do write for The Office.

I've been secretly writing for them for a year now....but, they always seem to send back the endless scripts I send them. It's like, they don't like other people sending in their take on The Office. Oh, and my lawyer got involved too. Something about a restraining order and physciatric help. I'm still hopeful. One day, they'll be calling me up for help...one day.

Ha. Gah, I wish I was a writer for the show. Can you call them up and let them know you think I'm that good? Because I'm pretty sure you're the only one to think so....:)

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