Excellent, muggins!  I'm with Pam - no Zipper.  Blech.

I know you left an apostrophe out in this following sentence just for me.  I thank you.  “Oh, and its fun going on rides I don’t want to go on?” 

I'm wondering if Jim kissed his girly.  I'm sure that's just the kind of thing you wouldn't let us see even if it happened.  I think Roy should have brought Kenny along.  Then he'd have someone to go on barfy rides with, plus they'd both have their designated driver.  Win-win.

I really liked these lines: “Win your girly a stuffed animal, Jim!” She bounced slightly to egg him on.

The 'bounced slightly' makes me think of Pam bouncing to the break room when Jim's been jinxed. 

I loved all the beet/turnip stuff.  Confusing Dwight is always fun.

All Pam needs to be happy is Jim and a penguin!