FNB indeed! Did this idea of Michael's actually come out of Maxim magazine or just your twisted imagination? J/K. ;)   This story is hilarious. "double boober thing"? LMFAO.  Seriously, sooo Michael.  I am looking forward to the update.

Author's Response:

Actually, I know nothing about Maxim magazine, or whether it would have this sort of thing in it.  In all seriousness, the idea came from a combination of two things.  One, years ago when I was a brand new mom, I belonged to a newsgroup for nursing moms, and sometimes trollish guys would post, trying to get exactly this type of thing from the nursing moms.  We threw those nasty trolls off, but they do exist.  The other thing was a serious article for adoptive moms who wanted to try to nurse, and how to get their bodies to do that even though they hadn't been pregnant.  From those two bizarre sources, a bizarre Michael sub-plot was born.  (And nourished - ba dum bump.)  That was probably way more than you wanted to know.  TMI, my friend. TMI.

Also, Michael is the sort of person who doesn't think about things first.  Remember how he really wanted a stripper for his birthday?  And then he wanted the stripper in Ben Franklin until she 'danced up on' him?  I could see him reading something like this and following blindly until...EWWWW!

There should be 5 chapters, Monday through Friday, one a day throughout this week.  That's the hope, providing my betas and I can manage it.  It should be done before the premiere, anyway.

I also thought "double boober thing" sounded very Michael.