Date: January 15, 2009 10:52 am Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse
Its a shame. I also have inexplicable aversion to beets, so I will never be a superior salesman. What a shame. I bow to fake!Dwight...
Author's Response: I share that aversion as well... oh well... we are just not in Fake Dwight's class, I guess...
Date: January 15, 2009 10:47 am Title: The Joker Quit and Went to Staples.
I like the fact that Jim closed the elevator doors on Andy. That makes me laugh.
Author's Response: I had forgotten that line... lol.. I'm glad it amused you. Thanks!
Date: January 14, 2009 04:28 pm Title: Holding The Bag
I. am. dying. here. I swear, you write Michael and Dwight better than anybody. I could just see the expressions on their faces. Still giggling...yeah, I'm 14. Maybe 15.
Author's Response: lol.. thanks so much, Jazzy! That is a great compliment! Well, if you're 15 then I'm 12... lol..
10 [Report This]Date: January 14, 2009 02:18 pm Title: Holding The Bag
OH MY GOD.
I was giggling outloud as I was reading this. From one adolescent to another, LOLTEABAG!
I've missed your CO's :)
Author's Response: Thanks! Missed them? I've put up a bunch of late... I thought... lol.. thanks again, Dasani!
Date: January 14, 2009 10:08 am Title: A Rose By Any Other Name
Darn, I was gonna make my kid Sunflower Dawn Fergie
Scarlett Johansson Aguilera Beesly Halpert! Now it will just seem like I'm copying them....
Author's Response: lol.. come on! Don't back out now! It's lovely!
Date: January 14, 2009 10:06 am Title: Peanuts - Super-Hero Parent Killers
I work with kids, and we play the super-power game weekly, if not more often. However, I now feel the urge to try to debate superhero deaths with them. Usually they just try to turn me into a potato...
Author's Response: lol... Actually, after I wrote this someone came out with a comic where someone was trying to engineer superheroes by, I think, murdering their parents and motivating them. I didn't read it but now, I have to go look for it. If I could remember the name, that would probably help. : ( I'll figure it out.. thanks. And don't let them potato you!
Date: January 14, 2009 10:03 am Title: 300
Wow, is that what that movie is about? I'll get it from Netflix, sounds so interesting :)
Author's Response: LOL... I forgot a few animals but yeah, that's the plot! Thanks!
Date: January 14, 2009 10:00 am Title: Ask Dwight
Wow. This was classic Dwight. I'm actually surprised this hasn't been done.
And Ewoks are the cute ones. That is how I annoyed my brother for many years.
Author's Response: lol.. Thanks! And, by the way... I HATE Ewoks... lol...
10 [Report This]Date: January 14, 2009 08:55 am Title: Holding The Bag
Bwahahahahahahahahah! I LOVE IT! Well...you know.
Author's Response: lol.. Thanks Nan... just when I think no one will ever comment again.. you cheer me up.
Date: January 02, 2009 08:35 am Title: Dummies
Way to close out 2008, this was hilarious, and the tag was a great idea. And Pam being reluctant, perfect.
I can't think of anything Jim would have wanted to see more than this, and to have missed it...alas.
*still laughing*
Author's Response: Thanks, Jazzy! I'm glad you liked it!
Date: December 31, 2008 10:51 am Title: Spoiled Punch
Oh brilliant. Reprising it in a tag scene really made this one.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: December 31, 2008 10:25 am Title: Spoiled Punch
Awww, kgreene, so nice of you to post this little end-of-the-year gift--and with a bonus epilogue! Such a delight, as always. Happy New Year to you, my friend. Looking forward to more from you.
Author's Response: Thanks, Nan! Likewise!
Date: December 31, 2008 08:51 am Title: Christmas Wrapping
Oh, Michael. I loved this: the Pambiance. Such a Michaelism!
Author's Response: Thanks! I love trying to dream up something stupid/borderline brilliant that Michael would say.
Date: December 31, 2008 08:48 am Title: Spoiled Punch
*giggle snort* Oh, that was cute. Poor Jim. "Come ON!" Awesome.
Happy New Year!
Author's Response: Thanks, Callisto! Happy New Year to you as well!!
Date: December 20, 2008 07:18 pm Title: Christmas Wrapping
Only Michael could have this kind of revelation. So stupid and so smart at the same time.
Also, I love reading "Jim being shocked at naughty Pam" for some reason - not sure what that says about me.
(Glad you survived the job trauma, kgreene.)
Author's Response: Hey, I love WRITING that stuff...so I'm in the same boat as you Jazzy. I just like it when women are comfortable and open about sex.. and I think it's safe for us to assume that Pam is in a very sexually satisfying relationship now. So she is a little more forward.. which Jim is still a little shocked (and extremely turned on) by. It's fun making her leave Jim speechless. I'm glad you liked! Thanks Jazzy!
Date: December 19, 2008 09:25 pm Title: Christmas Wrapping
kgreene, in case you didn't know, you're the best. This was the perfect combo of sweet and silly--something you consistently do so well. Merry Christmas to you, my friend.
Author's Response: And back atcha, Nan! That was really nice of you to say! And I'm glad you liked it. I really tried to write something very sweet for JAM. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel. : )
Date: December 19, 2008 08:31 pm Title: Christmas Wrapping
I loved it, especially Michael's "Gimmegimmegimme". That just made me laugh out loud.
I love my DM robe and it is plenty roomy and very warm.
Thanks for the Christmas gift and I'm glad you still have a job. Tough times all over.
Author's Response: Thanks so much EBH! Ireally appreciate that...
Date: December 14, 2008 07:33 am Title: WWDD? (What Would Dwight Do?)
I love it when Dwight gets on a roll.
"Knives and anuses do not mix."
*dies laughing*
Author's Response: Thanks, Jazzy! I have been having more and more fun writing Dwight... he's so much fun to make say ridiculous things. Thanks!
Date: December 12, 2008 08:28 am Title: WWDD? (What Would Dwight Do?)
I can just picture it! Nice job, k :)
Author's Response: Thanks Nan!
Date: December 11, 2008 07:14 pm Title: WWDD? (What Would Dwight Do?)
Gareth Keenan would approve.
Author's Response: You know, I have never seen the British Office. I know, I should be more aware of the source material. But in reading about Gareth on Wikipedia (and you know it has to be right if it's on Wikipedia) I see how Dwight comes across very Gareth-like. I've been meaning to watch the original.. I should really get to it. Thanks, belsum!
Date: December 06, 2008 11:46 am Title: The Gift
Hee. That's very Pam, telling Michael a fake gift. Nice job.
Author's Response: I had fun with this one... thanks!
Date: December 06, 2008 11:44 am Title: Cloverfield: The Office Review
Hee. Kelly's lines in this one were great. Loved it.
Author's Response: Thanks!
10 [Report This]Date: December 05, 2008 08:52 am Title: Why Ask Why?
HAHAHA! I've always always wondered what toby's done to Michael... this is really a hilarious spin on that. you've done it again kgreene! Even if you had that little mix up, it made it even funnier! there needs to be a higher mark to give you than just 10!
Author's Response: WOW, thanks, dasani! I need to f@&% up more often! : )
Date: December 04, 2008 09:35 pm Title: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
Ah, Darryl and Stanley... they could really do some Michael damage if they teamed up. Likin' it a lot.
Author's Response: I wish they would pair up on the show... I would love that. Thanks!
Date: December 04, 2008 09:32 pm Title: Schrute on a Shingle
Ha. Ha. Dwight. Classic. Awesome. Great.
Author's Response: Thanks!