10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2008 06:41 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
Oh, poor poor flustered Pam. I'd feel bad for her, except her pain is too much my joy. This kind of pain, anyway, the pain when they're together. Please update soon!
Date: April 15, 2008 06:29 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
You have somehow managed to make Jim your very own, while still holding on to that nugget of truth and vulnerability that make him Jim. I'm not exactly sure how you achieved such a feat...it's like ok, suddenly he's this playboy, but he's still this nice guy that I wanna hug. Then in the very next instant he's walking around with his jeans undone and totally commando...I'm not sure how you strike this balance. All I can say is -- well done, sister!
10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2008 06:27 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
You're a genius.
Date: April 15, 2008 05:42 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
I just sunk a foot lower in my chair...
I love how adorable Jim and Pam are together, it is all kinds of sweet!
Date: April 15, 2008 05:13 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
awesome. so awesome.
10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2008 05:01 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
*Gah
dead
10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2008 04:47 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
OMG! I'm so glad that you updated quickly I couldn't wait to see if Jim heard her. I love the Heather character. My husband says that she sounds like me. ;0) Ok so again my favorite lines:
- "Not in the creepy Hannibal Lector kind of way, more in the sentimental John Cusack kind of way, and he did it by accident."
- "He thinks he hears whoever she’s talking to on the phone say something about penis thoughts, but she barks the phrase two loaves in response like it’s the eagle flies at night"
- " Because it’s like a chemical reaction, it’s like something she can’t control, that when he grabs onto her and he kisses her she melts into him like wax in a fire"
- "he wants to keep doing this until she realizes how much inside of her he really is. How solid and real they are and how much there aren’t any microphones suspended over their heads."
- I love how Jim tells Pam about yelling her name during sex with a one night stand
- "he kind of just stands there as she sits up and runs her fingers through her hair and he thinks he’s finished. He’s a different person because of her and he wants to wake her up."
- "he nods as he figures out that this is the penis thoughts person."
- "he can hear her hushed and irritated voice say something like “I cannot believe you came here with bread!” and he laughs at the empty room and thinks that this is maybe his favorite day of all time."
10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2008 04:37 pm Title: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?
Ok I said I would come back and write a real review so here it is. I absoutley loved this chapter. You had some great smut plus it had me laughing out loud. My favortie parts:
- The 'chearleader' talking about At&T and Verizon
- How Heather first thinks that them having sex is part of the show
- The shout out the the treehouse
- The 'baguette'bit
- "he was kissing him and trying really hard not to outwardly celebrate the fact that in a few minutes he’d be naked and she would finally get to meet her nemesis. Or her ally. Or her…Whatever. His penis."
- "it had seemed like some kind of fairy godmother had heard her prayers." (I want a fariy godmother who can grant me that wish)
- "Either way, she’d thought she was finished. She was somebody else starting right then. Somebody different."
- "he kicks herself for going there, for remembering and for reliving it because she‘s supposed to be thinking of something other than his penis, for once."
- "“Nice, want to share those thoughts out loud or anything? Maybe write them down? Name it Reality Television Love or Pam and the Amazing Penis and sell it for nine ninety nine at Barnes and Noble?” she wonders and Pam laughs unhappily. “I’d buy it,” Heather admits." (So would I)
- And of course..."“Is he standing right there? Is he naked? Are you having penis thoughts? Pam?”"
Date: April 15, 2008 04:22 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
Stablergirl, you are the undisputed Queen of JAM fic. This story has it all - lust, humour, lust, sensitivity, lust, intelligence, lust. Please keep it coming for a good, long, time!
Date: April 15, 2008 03:34 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
i am bowing down, you are the master, i cannot get enough of this story, i read it at work, could not even wait to get home, that 40 minute drive is a bitch, especially knowing you've updated! THANK YOU, i love the over the top sexiness that is this JIM...HOT
Date: April 15, 2008 03:25 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
Oh my God THANK YOU for updating so quickly!!! This chapter was just absolutely brilliant... when Heather showed up - inspired. She is so funny. And wow was this chapter hot... the bathroom, and then Jim going commando in his unbuttoned jeans... guh.
Can't wait for the next chapter. :D
10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2008 03:13 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
Ok, I finally cracked and became a member - this story is too good not to tell you how much I'm loving it. I keep coming back everyday JUST to see you've updated. I love the idea and your characterisations are practically perfection! Ok so they're not the characters on NBC but, you've got a talent, really.
Date: April 15, 2008 02:52 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
Ok.... thank you Stablergirl! Jim said my name!!!! I'm Heather....ahhh that made my day. And the Jim images in this chapter were just too much for my senses... overload!
Loved it as usual!
Date: April 15, 2008 02:45 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
Umm,Umm, good! as usual....It is true, You are definitely my crack dealer..... Thanks for the fast new chapter. We get Pam POV again, right? What about a chapter on the public appearances actors must do? And Pam is all......"I don't really like him, I'm acting"....Jim is all "Is this Love? What am I doing?" okay my mind wanders......Keep 'em coming!!
Date: April 15, 2008 02:02 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
Whew. Ok. Just read it again, like I had any choice. Not only was the bathroom sex hot, it was really lovely and passionate, too. I have virtual whiplash from the funny and the sexy. It's fantastic.
Date: April 15, 2008 01:57 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
OMG, Stablergirl, you own me. I was thinking about this story, wondering how things would be between them if they aren't all sexually charged or love-hate and wow, you surpassed my expectations. Sassy naked banter and sharing their embarrassing moment. Nice. With a little undertone of teasing. (Not that kind of teasing!)
Favorite parts: he tries really hard to have those ever elusive things called stamina and cool, but they’re slippery. Yeppers.
And of course, the favorite day of all time. Damn. He's cute when he's all embarrassed to be all girly & in lurve. Cannot wait to hear (read) Pam try to talk to him, and for Jim to admit he's a goner.
Date: April 15, 2008 01:45 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! An update! An update! And it's so farking good!
Where do I begin? Um...THEY HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM ON THE COUNTER! TWO LOAVES! Two loaves actually showed up at the door proferred TO A SHIRTLESS (no doubt just-been-fucked looking) JIM by a flustered Jackie O. look-alike. My smile is so big, I'm afraid my face is about to split. You ROCK, stablergirl...but I suspect you might know that at this point. LOVE LOVE LOVE
Keep it up, girl!
10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2008 01:32 pm Title: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.
This story is my crack. I cannot get enough of this! Do you know how much more of it you will write? I absolutely cannot wait to see how this goes.
As always, fantastic job!
Date: April 15, 2008 11:51 am Title: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?
It's not just you. I was giggling like mad. It's definitely getting really fun!
And I love how this sentence can work for both the Jim and Pam that you've created here and also the Jim and Pam that are on the show: She wonders why she hadn’t figured out before that sex between them would be a game of chicken.
Date: April 15, 2008 11:21 am Title: Some people say I look like Bette Davis.
Do I know what's coming? Either a, ahem, happy ending or else you're going to rip these two apart callously! Incidentally, I've been loving all the little glimpses into the other cast member's real personalities. It's so fun to imagine them!
Date: April 15, 2008 09:47 am Title: I didn't want to be part of your problem, but I am.
Gods, I can't even process this right now. I think I already told you this could be published with just a few names changes. I mean it more even now. It's that good.
Date: April 15, 2008 09:21 am Title: Did I ever tell you the one about that girl in the bar?
Awesome. That was awesome. What a fan-frickin-tastic way to ruin his night. So utterly unexpected and real. Hee!
Date: April 15, 2008 08:50 am Title: I'm dying to respond, but I promised Harold Pinter I would pause.
Whoa. I'm pretty sure I stopped breathing there during this chapter. I mean, my gods, talk about palpable tension! So intense.
Date: April 15, 2008 04:32 am Title: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?
I just caught up with this story (I get here for the naughty chapters apparently! LOL), and I must say I loved how you've developed these characters. There is nothing quite like a story of dislike that turns into love (or more to the point after this chapter dislike turned into horniness and a freaked out feeling this could be love!) It's Jim & Pam, and yet not quite. Plus, bonus points for finding a new twist on Casino Night!
Date: April 14, 2008 09:03 pm Title: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?
I'm gonna second what Ruby Caspar said about refreshing the main page every 5 seconds while online to see if this story has been updated. I can't get enough. It's spectacular! I can't wait for Jim to just have his way with her... even more so, I can't wait for them to finally confront this with words. What a great story.