9 [Report This]Date: April 17, 2009 11:06 am Title: Chapter 1
Alex Sebastian Wert, why is this not updated? Hurry up with the cracked second chapter, or risk being hit by lightning and a rogue maple tree!
7 [Report This]Date: March 19, 2009 03:37 pm Title: Chapter 1
Interesting. Anxious to see what comes next!!
Author's Response: Crack.
Date: March 19, 2009 07:54 am Title: Chapter 1
Wert, you are a funny man with way too much going on in that head of yours. "The family paper company formerly known as Prince?" Awesome :) And, of course, you're messing with the fan girls again: "Jim went stiff (not in the skeevy way - although probably that too)." Once again with great trepidation, I look forward to more.
Author's Response: I don't think this one will be too anti-fangirl. It's mostly going to be crack. Give it two more chapters and it will just be ridiculous.
Date: March 18, 2009 08:39 pm Title: Chapter 1
....Pam rationalized, correctly and sanely as was usual and far too common. "We should all just go home and recoup from this horrible, horrible... horribleness."
"Do you really want to hang your head in shame, Pam? Do you really want to have to say that this trip beat you? Beat you like a rented pig?
I think I just broke something laughing.
Author's Response: I combined the common phrase and popular with certain hockey commentators 'beat it like a rented mule' with Fez from That '70s Show's 'whipped like the family pig' and came up with that. I'm not proud of it.
Date: March 18, 2009 08:27 pm Title: Chapter 1
Hmmm, im intrigued! Curious as to what is happening next.
Author's Response: Watch out. The crack is coming.