1 [Report This]Date: October 09, 2024 10:33 pm Title: Chapter 2
Please tell me the story of how Jim got fired was NOT one of those Easter eggs.
It’d actually be the funniest thing, I’ll admit. :D
Author's Response:
Hahahaha omg that would be so funny 😂😂
Hope you enjoy the rest of the fic!
Date: October 06, 2022 06:12 am Title: Chapter 12
Oh my God. Somebody hand me a tissue to wipe all the sweat from my forehead. Jim catching a dildo with his bare hands? So raunchy.
Pam, please read a contract before signing it. For all you know, Michael could have sold you to a Nigerian prince and you wouldn't have a clue.
In all seriousness, this was really funny and verging on all levels of porny, except it's not because they don't really do anything. Pam dumping the dildo in that jello mixture just tops the cake. Loving that creativity.
No jellybeans? It's fine. Have whatever Phil's making.
Author's Response:
I mean, what is the point of setting The Office in a porno if you're not gonna put a dildo in jello? I mean...
I guess I'll take what Phil's making, yeughhhh
Date: October 06, 2022 05:35 am Title: Chapter 11
Yay!! They broke up. Go make your own damn sandwich, Roy.
"Because I love you," he said again. -> *in Chris Hemsworth's voice* Did you though? He's gonna be bawling his eyes out over the thought of having to look for another maid... I mean fiance. Right. Fiance.
Great scene with Pam and her mom. Now call Penny, Pam. She must be reeling with excitement over the news.
Author's Response:
Yeah I was super happy I finally put a stop to this relationship. Good luck finding a new maid Roy
Oh I bet Penny will be happy indeed
Date: October 04, 2022 05:16 pm Title: Chapter 10
Great chapter!! We all love a strong and independent Pam. Go have all the french toast you want. Although, we really have to wonder what she wears on a daily basis if her closet looked like that.
Gerald moving to another state after Betsy rejected him? Now that’s a story we all want to hear. Although, why do I have a feeling I’ve heard this all before?
Beauty in Ordinary Things Illustrations? Sounds like a great company. Maybe a rich CEO?
No jellybeans but have a pie from Laverne’s.
Author's Response:
Why thank you!
Maybe Pam can turn her illustration company into a marketing company. Seems like a good idea
Thanks for the pie, I love it
Date: October 04, 2022 04:54 pm Title: Chapter 9
Well, the dinner was fun and exciting. Great way to cap off their budding careers in the world of sleazy titles and corny dialogue (maybe porn, maybe a really bad sitcom…who knows?)
That was one time!" Michael shouted. "I had gum in my hair, how else was I meant to get it out?" -> What did he do? You know, I don’t even wanna know.
Also, he called Pam babe. Now that is the real firework in this chapter.
Author's Response: I don't think anyone ever wants to do anything that Michael does. Best we leave that one alone.
Date: October 04, 2022 04:36 pm Title: Chapter 8
I've gone to the Lake with Kenny. I'll be back Sunday and you can talk then. -> How gracious. Best fiance ever.
Pam getting make up was nice. Although, would anyone really trust Kelly to their makeup for her? She seems like the type to ruin a person’s face so she could be the hottest girl in the room. Glad it all worked out for her though.
"Yeah, it was kinda a strange evening. Shame you weren't there, we definitely missed you," Jim said. -> Yes, “we” definitely missed you.
There had been one time at her first art show in high school where he'd come along and called her art ‘the prettiest art of all the art'. That was the night she'd lost her virginity to him. -> He’s so romantic. I can’t believe they didn’t get married right then and there.
Jim, if you really wanted to not get turned on, just think it’s Dwight sexily eating a beet. That should do the trick.
I guess I can give you a grilled cheese but Jim still has to make it.
Author's Response:
I really love how douchey I made Roy in this. In my mind, he's barely able to speak he's that much of a moron.
Jim's gotta be cool, you know? He's crushing on an engaged woman
I'll happily take anything Jim makes
Date: October 02, 2022 05:50 pm Title: Chapter 7
I'm the shoulder to cry on and I'll have to convince her to make up with the jerk off because I'm THAT guy. -> I saw what you did there.
"And Jim, lose the necklace. Girl." -> Ugh. Dwight, I thought I liked you in this fic.
"I've got some meat for you," Jim said, as he began to thrust slightly, trying not to laugh at the awfulness of the script. -> Oh God. Lee and Gene should probably write for a comedy show.
Oh Roy. Let's take a look back shall we? You're the one who wanted her to take the job and now you're complaining? Like... what gives?
Meat over jellybeans.
Author's Response:
What can I say, I'm a genius. I'm just glad there's someone else out there that gets all these references.
I totally forgot about the 'necklace'. Not cool Dwight.
Thanks for your meat? *Insert gif of shrugging Jim*
Date: October 02, 2022 05:40 pm Title: Chapter 6
The porno should be titled Six on Seven.
Oh God. Jan and Hunter. That was surprising. Hmm, That One Night. Sounds like a porno title to me.
It had to be enough. -> Narrator: It wasn't enough.
Meatloaf instead of a jellybean?
Author's Response:
Oh That One Night is DEFINITELY a porno. And definitely one that I never, ever want to see
It had to be enough. -> Narrator: It wasn't enough. This had me HOWLING
Date: October 02, 2022 05:34 pm Title: Chapter 5
"Jeez, what's got into you today Pammy?" Roy slurred through a glug of orange juice straight from the carton. -> He deserves to be dumped just for doing this.
"Oh yeah, here we go,"‘Jim replied as he started to make her tea in an old Snoopy mug. -> Yay for the Snoopy mug. Don't go giving it to other people Jim.
Kevin is gonna be the breakout star in this fic. I can already feel it.
Oh God, didn't realize that cute emoji scene could be very porny. Glass shattered.
No jellybeans for this. A spicy hotdog will do. Twss.
Author's Response: Sorry for ruining the emoji scene. I think anything is a porn scene if you squint hard enough. Twss?
Date: October 02, 2022 05:21 pm Title: Chapter 4
"Hi, I'm Kevin," drawled a larger guy. "I'm the script supervisor." -> Oh God.
"Brian. I'm on sound," the guy said smiling at Pam. She half heartedly returned the smile -> Eww. Kill it with fire. Put some gasoline on it and just burn the hell out of it.
"Ha, that's funny. Just as long as you don't go off and marry this stand in," -> Roy obviously went to the school of foreshadowing. This is why you shouldn't don't say things like this to your fiancee, lest you be made fun of by the world.
So in lieu of a jellybean, just have Jim's nose. That is what you wanted, right?
Author's Response: Jim's nose? Oh, you mean his NOSE right? Right?
Date: October 02, 2022 05:13 pm Title: Chapter 3
Stephen and Lori need more screentime in fics. They are such unsung heroes.
The silence continued for what seemed like hours but was only 27 seconds. -> Let's all hope things between them last longer than those 27 seconds of silence.
I may have made a mistake giving you all those jellybeans in chapter 2. Have some Italian food instead. You seem to be really passionate about it.
Author's Response: Thanks for the Italian food, I AM really passionate about it. Another fic about Stephen and Lori? Maybe not so much
1 [Report This]Date: October 02, 2022 08:37 am Title: Chapter 2
You deserve all five of my jellybeans for that Krasinski callback. So awesome.
Katy blowing Jim behind a counter while he's in front of a customer? Now there's something we don't see everyday. I love it.
Author's Response:
Why thank you kindly.
We don't see it every day, thank goodness
1 [Report This]Date: February 19, 2022 05:54 pm Title: Chapter 1
I love this story. I really like how you took the scene from Love Actually and have extrapolated it into this work. It’s the same sense that Jim and Pam keep each other sane and are essentially the only normal people both at the office and also now at the movie set.
Author's Response: Thanks so much for your review! They’re definitely the only normal people in both settings, especially the porno!!
Date: February 03, 2022 05:36 am Title: Epilogue
It has been an absolute delight to get to know you and watch your confidence improve over the past two months. A huge congratulations for finishing this wonderful story, I cannot wait to see what else you have up your sleeve after a well deserved break.
This story has been so refreshing and fun. I will, without a doubt, be rereading while I'm grieving your break ;). Thank you for the premium access and letting me get my hands on it before anyone else hehehe (I am the worst 'beta' ever).
Next time NEVER EVER doubt yourself, this story was so fun to read and I'm so glad you wrote it.
Forever and always your number one fan,
YellowBerry
Author's Response: Oh you’ve wrecked me. Once I’ve recovered from that I’ll get write back on it (ha).
1 [Report This]Date: February 02, 2022 07:46 am Title: Epilogue
OK, so this epilogue is everything your first story wasn't. With all the context and build up, It's absolutely them - their personalities are there, the smut works with them rather than in a random way, and gives the "awwww" factor that should come with JAM sexytiemz because we love the cuteness and the soulmateness of these guys, even when they are banging away like rabbits. I knew you had it in you (TWSS)
The whole story has been a pleasure to read and I am looking forward to reading whatever you have up your sleeve next. :)
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I’m growing every day as a writer (hopefully!!) Glad you’ve enjoyed this one, and I hope the next doesn’t disappoint!
Date: February 02, 2022 05:30 am Title: Epilogue
Eeep! I love it when a plan comes together. Jim and Pam may have been horribly embarrassed by this experience, but it looks like it's all going to pay off.
This is delightfully tropey, right down to the forced sharing of the hotel room and sassy newly confident Pam. And Jim finally getting to see Pam's blue lingerie was a nice touch.
A very fluffy ending to this journey! Well done.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! Every review has helped me grow a little bit more confident! So glad you’ve enjoyed it and thank you so much 😊
Date: February 01, 2022 08:02 pm Title: Epilogue
Delightful way to wrap this one up. Jim and Pam are together and more importantly about to live their dreams. As wonderful as it is that Jim gets to act and Pam gets to be an artist what really comes through is that the fact they're together is the really important part.
Loved that Jim got the ring already.
Then when they get back to the hotel room. Which looks amazing by the way. Finally after so much teasing they can really experience what it's like to be together. No faking it, no cameras or stupid lines. No production crew watching them. They're finally able to really be together. Wonderfully descriptive about how it all unfolds.
This was a great story. Really unique premise that teased us from start to finish. The buildup of their feelings didn't feel forced at all. Likewise the way they grew in confidence with each other and themselves was even more fun to watch. Can't wait to see what else you come up with.
Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat
(Fortune Favors the Bold)
Author's Response:
Thank you so much for this review, all your others and for all your support over the last two months whilst I wrote this! You’ve really, really helped me a lot, so thank you!
Glad you like the hotel room! I was drooling over the website for a while. I saw JK wearing a T-shirt with The Bowery on, googled it, and well here we are!!
I’m so happy you’ve enjoyed this story 😊 I hope the next one doesn’t disappoint!
Date: February 01, 2022 07:43 pm Title: Chapter 20
Great way to bring this one in. Jeez, it can't ever be easy with these two can it? All the smiling, joking, laughing, and espeically the gifts? Of course you two are in love with each other. That being said it was an easier time this chapter because I think we all knew where it was heading.
Great use of canon lines as well as slipping in one from "Love Actually." That fit nicely considering the source material.
Shucks that he lost the card. Hopefully it'll turn up somewhere. However at long last they finally know exactly what the other means to them. Beautiful.
Author's Response:
No never easy I’m afraid! But then it never was!
Im glad you got the Love Actually reference. I was pretty proud of that one!!
Date: February 01, 2022 03:59 am Title: Chapter 16
"This is why no good comes from eating meat," -Great Line
"Pam, please don't yuck other people's yums," he said. OH and I love this one for the reason it was huge in my household when the kiddos were kiddos - even used it myself in a fic once. Nice to see it here.
Suck-It Films - perfect name for porno film company - even if its the umbrella.
Author's Response: Oh how funny! That’s one of my favourite sayings so I’m glad I got to work it in, and it sounded like something Michael might say!
1 [Report This]Date: February 01, 2022 03:07 am Title: Chapter 20
Aw... what a sweet way to finish off a really nice story. You've made a great job of creating a lovely romance out of a premise which, I can only imagine, in real life is about as far from sweet and romantic as it's possible to get :o)
Thanks for this!
Author's Response: Ah thank you so much! I'm really happy you've enjoyed it!
1 [Report This]Date: February 01, 2022 02:49 am Title: Chapter 19
Wise Betsy! Really liked the domestic moments in the Halperts' home. Thanks!
Author's Response: Aww thanks 😊 I’m kinda wishing Betsy was my mum!!
1 [Report This]Date: February 01, 2022 02:20 am Title: Chapter 17
Really like the way you've caught Pam's anticipation of what Jim might or might not see
as she gets ready. And I'm feeling her nerves! Still looking forward to the date - and also to whatever happens with the painting that's welded to the wall, and presumably Jim's folks?
Author's Response:
You’ll just have to read and find out 😉
glad the anticipation is working for you!!
1 [Report This]Date: February 01, 2022 02:06 am Title: Chapter 16
Just catching up on this! Still great fun. Loving Pam's bravery, and very much looking forward to the date.
Author's Response: Thanks so much! Glad you’re enjoying it 😊
Date: January 31, 2022 10:10 pm Title: Chapter 20
There's some great canon-style humor here - Michael losing control of the meeting about the party is fun. And the way you worked so many classic That's What She Said moments into actual porn dialogue is hilarious.
But there's also some solid romantic material in here! This is a very cute version of the card, and appropriate for their relationship and history at this juncture, and a fun remix of some of their greatest hits into their mutual confession.
Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review! I’m so happy you found it so funny!
Date: January 31, 2022 02:34 pm Title: Chapter 20
This was good because it wasn't a smut-fest. It had a good story, something genuinely original, and it was proper Jim and Pam. You took the canon and played with it well, and this story was all the better for it. Nice job and I'm looking forward to the epilogue, smut or no smut.
Author's Response: Thanks so much for your review, it’s great to hear you enjoyed it. Hope you like the epilogue too!