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Okay, the reveal that (y/n) was actually Creed alone made this one worth the price of entry, and gives this whole thing a reread bonus - it's the Creed POV fic we've always wanted but were too afraid to ask for. This feels like how Creed would retell the story of how Jim and Pam actually got together. (Also, it explains how he knew Dwight would have a pigeon... and to call him Dwayne... this all holds up remarkably well.)

"(y/n) would know, since they’re a professional wedding go-er." How dare you.

“My life is what’s wrong!!” In my head, this is basically John Krasinski doing his best impression of Steve Carell in Safety Training.

“Dwight, why do you look even more annoying than usual?”
“Jim, why do you look even more sad than usual?”
“Dwight, why do you look even more mustard yellow than usual?”
“Jim, why do you look even more stupid than usual?”
“You already said that.”
“Oh yeah lol.” You have just adroitly captured the essence of Jim and Dwight here. I will treasure it forever.

“I didn’t. I think I just got possessed or something.” LOL.

"Maybe the hot dogs are mixed berry flavor." Ew indeed.

"You make my heart feel like it’s riding a scooter." This will forever be my headcanon for what the teapot note said.

"Yeah, but he got hot dogs and that’s a total dealbreaker. It’s only been like thirty minutes, so it doesn’t really count anyway." Real talk, he's probably off having sex with a bridesmaid right now. While eating a hot dog.

"Walmart, of course. That’s his favorite place to go when he’s sad! Ok. I can find him!" Oh dear lorde.

"Yep. We helped a Gumby impersonator admit his true feelings. Got some random chick to drive us to Walmart. Got enough free hot dogs to last a couple of weeks. I’d say we made out good." Yes you did, Creed. Yes you did.

In conclusion: wtfaly.gif but also thank you????

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The poem absolutely killed me. I can only hope that someone one day passes me a love note of that caliber.

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*Prints out Jim's letter for my wall*

"Kind of looks like Gumby, but in a hot way."

I am speechless. This was a true masterpiece, just as good as the last. I would share more favorite parts but then I'd just post the whole dang thing. You are so good at this! I died so many times. Hope you know we all expect one of these every year.

Oh. Sucks.

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Stop

I kind of only want to read these types of stories from now on. You do it SO WELL. It’s ridiculous and fun without being too insane. It’s truly top tier comedy.

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I wish you could have heard me reading this because I think I laughed so much I got an asthma attack. I don’t even have asthma. All your next fics should include poems from Jim. And Percival cooing. LOVED IT SO MUCH!!!!!