Sometimes I forget that these two are that well off. Thus they can afford things like a suite at the Super Bowl, surprise tickets to Paris, and that suite at the Ritz. It's all highly indulgent, but that's also part of the fun of this story.

Jeez, something's going on with Helene. Using Michael as just a fling, running off to Europe, not answering any of Pam's questions. Something's going on there.

Fun way to work in the fake proposal though. On top of the Eiffel Tower was a great bit of fun. Glad to see this one back.

Author's Response: I love the life they lead. I somehow need to figure out how to make it mine. But until then I will live vicariously through our favourite couple. 

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This was so much fun to read, and as ever, the amount of research that goes into each chapter is very visible. Loving all the links to the references!

Author's Response:

Thank you, thank you!

The research probably takes me longer than the writing does, but I loveeee it!! 

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Ooooh do I smell D R A M A cooking? Hello Christy Kelly!! Is Cathy gonna get fired (hope so?) are we gonna meet Billy?? Please write faster old boy. We love Jim being supportive with Pam's concerns re: Scranton, look forward to seeing how that trip ends up going!

Author's Response:

Do you smell it? I should hope so because I am cooking it up and stirring that pot!

Man there's so much more to come, can you just write it for me? 

Okay, I'll review the rest later, but Jim's drinking Yamazaki whiskey? Good choice! Wish I had some right now. Moving on.

Nice to see things moving along. Loved seeing Jim and Pam out on a date. Especially considering they still can't keep their hands off each other. It's wonderful to see that they still just want to be close like that.

The trip to Scranton seems like it'll be an interesting one for sure. Not just with Kelly barging herself into it, but with all the drama Pam is facing.

Speaking of Kelly, I'm with Jim. I've never been a fan of Ryan, and you did a great job in confirming that. How he's more interested in his phone, he doesn't listen to Kelly, just does something halfway, still lives with his mom. Seriously, he's not great.

Getting lots more of the characters together for the class was a lot of fun. Gabe being at a Lamaze class even though he's adopting seems to ring true. Guy is just weird. What I do love is Erin and Pete together like this. And they're expecting a baby too! Must be something in the water over there in NYC. Always love seeing Erin and Pete get together.

Meredith trying to put the moves on Jim is a nice nod to canon as well. Maybe one of these days Jim will have to sign a fake name on something just to throw her off his tail for a bit.

Loved getting the update for this one.

Oh and I would be remiss if I didn't mention Dwight. He's in full Dwight glory that's for sure. Maybe it's the beets that are the root cause of all the new kiddos! I'm sure he'd love to think of that.

Author's Response:

Thought you'd like that one about the whiskey!

Scranton will definitely be interesting, but that's still to come. And yes, Ryan is totally the worst!

I love Erin and Pete too! There was a little nod to Erin being pregnant a while back, and I've been wanting to get back to it for so long! So glad I finally could.

So glad you enjoyed the update and thanks as always for the review 

Y’all will have made me call the Louvre THREE TIMES TODAY NOW. QUIT. OR FIND ME A NEW MUSEUM.

In all seriousness, I love have your writing and story has evolved. I’ve always loved it of course, but damn these past few stories you’ve like kicked it up a notch. It’s a damn shame I don’t have anymore jellies to give… but at least we can add this piece to the exhibit they have over there in that hoity toity French museum.

Author's Response:

I am so sorry you've made so many calls.

But thank you thank you thank you! You are far too kind to me. I'm so happy you're still loving this! 

Okay, first things first, why yes, I AM procrastinating Christmas again! (Saw this great meme BTW about people asking this time of year if you're ready for the holiday and the reply was, "No, Susan, I'm not even ready for TODAY." You know, I just felt so HEARD!!) But OMG, it's totally fine when we have an HD beardy CEO Jim's giant walk in closet with a Jam mirror reflection conversation which was soooo cute! And the little baby bump part? Loooooooooved. More of that please! And I'm also super excited to see more of what fashion Pam will be wearing as her bump gets bigger. I'm a little worried for her in this skirt--and BTW, she and Jim are totally soulmates because he totally thinks she's sad about missing her skirt and not him--he just knows her love for fashion, am I right?

Pam might need to go buy some cute and fashionable maternity clothes, but I think I NEED Mindy Kaling as Kelly to say these lines you have written because they are just soooo good and speak volumes about the dysfunction that is Kelly and Ryan and twins. OMG. Just the tension that comes up when she says 4 sentences is sooo palpable! Good lord, how is Jim going to handle Lamaze with them? Also, sweet callback to Jim's fidget necklace as Pam fidgets with it--but how is Kelly missing that rock around Pam's neck? Just saying... that's not a little diamond!!

And did this chapter include smut for smut's sake? Not smut with a purpose?? You're spoiling us! Though I was incredibly terrified that someone was going to walk in and see Pam, even if it was a janitor. I love that Jim is absolutely convinced that there is a difference between FaceTime and phone sex, too.

Love my Jo Malone NBH shout out too! I just purchased a jar of the cream at Nordstrom the other day and the salesperson must have told me no less than 3 times that she wished she could "love herself as much as" I loved myself because she'd never spend $95 on body cream. Insert rolling eyes emoji. Times 100. But also, is there any question why Jim can't keep his hands and other body parts off of Pam when she smells just so delish? Bonus points to Jam for being creative and trying a FaceTime joint shower even if the technical didn't pan out. Jim might have definitely won the better half of the bet in the Creed pitch bet with Pam because Creed is so weird and difficult to work with. And maybe on second thought Pam deserved all of her virtual Jim-assisted orgasms because an extra long weekend with Helene does not sound fun at all... oh dear.. sorry you can't drink at the moment! This was such a jam packed chapter and I loved it! (Pun intended!) So much Jam even when they weren't even in the same state! This is such an epic story and I'm never gonna beg for more but I love so much when we get new chapters of this delish, sexy, hilarious and sweet AU you've created! Much love and thanks for sharing as always!

Author's Response:

Oh I feel you Susan. Literally me with everything!

Baby bump talk was all for you my friend! Had to get that in for you! (twss) And lamaze willl be fun for sure

The smut kind of had a purpose, but in the end its all just for smut's sake really hahahha! And yeah, I couldn't do that to Pam, have someone walk in. How mortifying!!!

And of course Jo Malone for you!

Thank you as ever for your EPIC review!!! 

Nice call back there from the show about the dueling voicemails. Even better considering Pam's still in New York with this one.

Wow, Helene's a bit much isn't she? Just demanding Pam give up her room because of clothes on the bed and there's no way she wasn't snooping Pam's phone. One thing I'll say is that Pam needs to learn to set some boundaries. Helen's walking all over her. Pam's not a child anymore and Helene needs to respect that.

And of course Helene and Michael are getting all goo-goo eyed over each other. I doubt it'll last very long but still.

Then Jim comes home early, with another great show reference by the way, and they can't keep themselves off each other. Very hot and descriptive. Even better that they can have some privacy considering the houseguest Pam has.

Author's Response:

Oh I’m glad you liked the voicemails! Was a little tricky to make it work. And glad you got the other reference too when Jim came home!

I had a lot of fun with Michael and Helene in this one. Hope they don’t have too much fun themselves 🫣

Thanks as always for the review! 

Yay you’re back!
I’ve been really missing this story.
Helene would drive me crazy too.
Very uppity and entitled.
At least she didn’t walk in on them having sex in Pam’s office like Jim’s mom did. 😂
It was funny when you included the flirting between Helene and Michael like in canon.
I loved seeing how excited Jim was for Pam’s new client. Even though I’m not a huge Kelly fan, I do hope that she comes to her senses and dumps Ryan for good because he’s just not that into her.
Please update soon!!!

Author's Response:

I'm sorry!! I've been really hoping to get more chapters out, I really will do better next year I promise!

Glad you liked this chapter, I promise there will be more soon. Thanks so much as always for your review! 

Loved this! So happy jts back!

Author's Response: Ah thank you! Sorry it took a while to get it up (twss). Glad you enjoyed it :)

YAY FOR UPDATES! You have no idea how happy it makes me to see the name of this fic in the notifications.

You are so good at getting the characters spot on. You placed Creed being manager so perfectly into to this chapter!

I feel for Pam not getting her "me time" but cant wait to see what having her mum around brings!

Author's Response:

Oh bless you! You're too much

I do love Creed, he's so much fun to write. And poor old Pam. I mean, this isn't going to be a rom-com without the com now is it? 

Thanks so much for your review. YOU ARE THE BEST 

Yay!
I’ve been missing this so much!
For a minute there I thought someone was going to walk in on Pam!
Kelly is as annoying as always. I don’t doubt for a
second that Ryan would dump her and walk away
from the babies.
I’m curious about what’s going to happen in Scranton. Will get a run in with Roy?
Please Please Please update soon!

Author's Response:

I'm so sorry for the delay! I really am going to try and speed up (I've just needed a bit of a break)

I thought I'd give these kids some uninterrupted time - doesn't happen often!

Scranton will be fun. It'll be a few chapters away, but I'm going to try and get to it ASAP as possible

Thanks as always for your review and support! 

FINALLY I'm doing an official review for this--however, I think you did get an in person review from me in London and how many people can say that?! Thanks for your patience--and I'm SO GLAD THIS IS BACK!!! I needed HD Jim and Pam so much! I'm so disappointed that Gerald can't get his act together... I'm worried that he and Jim won't find some resolution until it's too late. We don't see a ton of Betsy, or out of story Betsy, but sometimes I wish she was more forceful with Gerald and supportive of Jim. She lets Jim go away far too easily, in my opinion.

BUT I do LOVE Pam reminding Jim that "they" are three now, because that is very sweet and adorable and very true! Their tiny family will always support each other and I love it.

Girl. The whole Helene's apartment scene was soooo funny!!! Pam was SO worked up!! It was funny and yes, why are Jim's pants so tight?? Not that I'm complaining, but to meet the mom? I get it Pam, I do. I ADORED her snapping at Jim when he told her that she shouldn't get worked up-- I mean, that perfectly illustrated how worked up she was! And you write the cringiest Helene ever... she hates men but she's attracted to Jim? Oh Helene... now we know why Pam tries to steer clear.

I felt the cold breeze when we met Meemaw. Good lord.. that icy demeanor! I loved that bit about the booties on Helene's carpet, and especially when it was called back moments later by Helene herself. So hilarious! I loved Penny hiding in the kitchen, when Pam was going to "go and um" (GREAT line, by the way). The exasperation was so evident between the two and funny. I could almost follow Pam's line of thought that she could hide this baby from Helene and Meemaw--because it does seem almost as bad as she was making it out to be. But I did love Pam just ripping off the bandaid and telling her fam about the pregnancy when she couldn't partake in the wine. And that was BRILLIANT use of the canon, darling, sweet moment and line of Jim's "Wow! There is is!" One of my favorite parts of this chapter. Jim did a great job of defending his and Pam's choices--in fact, they both do, with the other person's family--but that's real life isn't it? You just can't always be objective with your own crazy people--but I loved Jim's calm but firm defense of their situation.

They definitely deserved every second of that vacation, good lord! R15, excellent swimsuit choice for Jim! Loved it! And what good is a private villa pool if you can't get it on with your sexy significant other in a tropical paradise?? Thanks for allowing Jam to have a moment of passion despite your policy of only essential smut.

I'm glad Pam said "wait" to Jim's proposal. She's going to say yes, and he's going to ask--but they're doing it on their timetable and I respect that. Even though Meemaw does not. And there we go with that sweet Pam reminder that she and the baby are not going anywhere. Great chapter!

Well look at that! You're back; HD's back, and now, the epic reviews are back too! As always thanks for . It was lovely to dish over this in person--such fun that I will always treasure! Can't wait for more!

Author's Response:

You spoil me with these reviews, thank you so so much!!

I love how much you loved the booties but. That made me laugh so much to write it!!

Hopefully I’ll get the next chapter out soon for you!! 

Yay for the update!

More Jim and Gerald drama. Oof. Man needs a hug. Maybe from his own father.

For all the talk about men being the root of all evil, Helene sure does want a piece of Jim to herself. I guess she had needs. Meemaw, on the other hand. Maybe they should name the baby after her. Also, really funny that Pam was the one who spilled the beans.

Lol at the proposal. Pam probably doesn’t have expectations but a billionaire should know better.

I don’t have any jellies but I don’t know… have a record player instead. I found it while robbing someone’s house.

Author's Response: Um no thank you, that record player needs to stay just where it is. It's important