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Good job

Author's Response: Thanks man. Means a lot.  

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Happy Birthday Daddy! And IRWT! Your birthday gifts are delightful stories that we all can enjoy… and even though I missed Hello Daddy, beardy post finale daddy Jim is probably the only acceptable substitute, so thank you for that! Seems like Betsy and Gerald have a lovely guest room for the Jim Halpert family to visit… even though they too didn’t leave them alone— but good to see that they are still knocking. No one in that house needs to see Jim being daddy to Pam. I certainly hope that Nellie enjoys her night out too as I’m sure her sitter will be done after a night with the farting… poor Nellie!

I too love a Moscow Mule and will drink that at any bar… whether it’s named after Kevin or his cousin Post… good Lord. How did he ever survive in accounting?? I was waiting for Kevin to call them out on Jim being handsy with Pam and Pam trying to get a rise out of Jim (literally and figuratively, TWSS)… Im sure he’s picking up on what they’re putting down— but I’m also grateful he’s not being a creep about it either.

Oh Dwangela. Leave it to Angela to bring up tardiness despite Jim and Pam no longer being employees. But this totally sounds like a catch up chat between these 4, for sure! I’m glad Dwight had a new horse; 75% of one is just suboptimal, whether it’s a pet or critical Schrute Farms equipment. But what happened to Cece’s puppy? An emu?? That’s a fic in its own of Jam trying to explain to Cece why she can’t have an emu.. hopefully she is responsibly taking care of her parakeet, but at the very least it sounds like Pam’s slightly excited about it. Even if she and Jim are too busy flirting to learn critical parakeet tips from Dwight— but I too would be distracted by a beardy daddy Jim being naughty.

What an awkward time to be seranaded acapella by Andy, though?? Jim played that off very well… and quickly, might I add. The ortho nurse in me was distracted while Kevin attempted to stand on his bar.. hopefully he’s injury free, but that would also explain why Jam wasn’t interrupted by a nosy Kevin.

My backstory is that since this was opening night, I’m assuming the bathrooms were at their cleanest, because Pam stripping down to her birthday suit and both of them on their knees made me hope that bathroom was spotless.. Jim would never let Pam be on a sticky gross bar floor… even daddy Jim.

I love that as fun as daddy Jim is for Pam, she still just wants her husband Jim, because who wouldn’t? Especially beardy Jim in a sweater and jeans… but it definitely got you back to your sweet romantic Jam who are just still having fun and in love and that’s how post finale Jam is without question. Hope that Pam plucks her panties out of the toilet and washes her hands very well after tossing them— because they don’t need the rumor of ruining Kevin’s bar’s plumbing on opening night— or do they?? Would be fitting after Halloween at Athleap in Jim’s office, though… I love anything and everything you do, whether it’s fit my birthday or someone else’s… you’re just the sweetest and so damn creative!

Author's Response: And for these 🤣

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Fact: watched an episode today where Jim referred to himself as 'Daddy' and immediately I was like o-KAY Sir! (I read this in the morning so it was like, well timed). Guess we know what went down in the Halpert household after that episode. Love that they still have a bit of a spicy element to their relationship still and that they're learning new turn ons that become their 'thing' for a while. Also love Kevin opening another bar. Definitely had a fear they would break the counter in that bathroom.

Author's Response: Oh how well timed!! And too funny 🤣

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Ok so that was ridiculously hot! That they're still so wanton for each other is a testament to their relationship. Kind of interesting to see how little things and words can get them so riled up. The fact they keep teasing each other about it at the bar was delightful. Then for Jim to get the spotlight off him so they can have their tryst? Clever guy that Jim that's for sure.

Then of course they just go for it. All the pent up energy gets released and it's hot, sexy, and great.

Wonderful fic!

Author's Response: Ah well thank you very much!!

Okay but Post Malone being Kevin’s cousin is canon now okay. They have a picture together. Post also mention Michael Scott BY NAME IN ONE OF HIS SONGS. Which means he and Kevin must talk a lot and Kevin complains about Michael.

“Goddamn, I love paper like I’m Michael Scott.” - Candy Paint, Post Malone.

This fic is the gift that keeps on giving.

Author's Response: I’m pretty sure it is canon, at least it is now

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YOU.

YOU GOT WHAT I NEED.

No, but seriously this is FANTASTIC. I’m just…. Neufudnwunxuwnxuneuxnwunxuwndun. Words will do this no Justice it is just exquisite. It’s a masterpiece. This deserves to be in the Louvre… but fuck France they’re pretentious as hell so this deserves something far better… MICHAELANGELO HIMSELF COULDN’T HAVE SCULPTED A BETTER PIECE OF ART THAN THIS. HANG THIS ON THE SISTINE CHAPEL CEILING INSTEAD.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. What a wonderful birthday surprise. Have all the jellies.

Author's Response: You are most welcome!! But seriously, im never writing that again