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Girl, you write the most darling smut— can I say that?! It’s so funny/sweet/sexy/Jammy! I love our little glimpse into post-finale Austin Jam and clearly, they’re doing great— even if Pam has a thing for Harrison Ford. I’m so glad Finer Things has made a reappearance and I would LOVE to know Toby and Oscar’s reaction to Jim’s Wild Swans comment. Although, I can’t imagine Oscar would okay a Tom Clancy novel— bad excuse, Pam!

And while I’ve yet to see the Jack Ryan running scene— although, really, he’s running in a lot of them, I love the visual of JIM as JR! It’s hilarious that Jim is trying to motivate Pam to run when really, he’s just as miserable as she is with running— good thing Pam walked the reverse path—- not sure Jim could have kept up the JR style action hero run the entire way! But I’ll take a kiss from a sweaty Jim/JR/JK any day— even if Pam won’t.

I love that Jim butt dialed Pam while watching Jacking Off Ryan (very clever, btw). This is what I’m talking about— their whole married for 10 years banter that truly sounds like a conversation they’d be having. I DO think Pam was a little dramatic about possibly cutting off his member, but she was very concerned and about to rescue him— so I can see where she’d be a little frustrated— but girl, I’d go home to that handsome guy in bed!

Okay, I think my absolute favorite part was when Jim pretended the call was from the President before he answered the call from Lucas— he’s really trying to be JR, isn’t he?!? I also want to see the Halperts impressive backyard where a helicopter can land! Of course it was inevitable that Pam would find the porno… but she likes it! Funny that this Jack Ryan character reminds her of Jim, isn’t it? I love that Jim immediately comes home and picks up the time playing—- and that it all ends in an instant when Pam admits why she was so turned on— because he reminded her of Jim. So sweet and romantic! I loved Jim’s TWSS line about Pam having a little action hero in her too right then— because that’s the Jam dynamic we have come to love, even after their spicy sex with their modest sex toy collection. They go from spicy to sweet to funny in a split second and that’s why they’re the best! I will not watch JR the same way again— but that’s okay, because your version made it better! I’d take either one of them, but I too am slightly preferential to the Jim Halpert version of Jack myself. This was so fun and you’re so talented! Thank you for blessing us with your creativity. Always a pleasure to read anything you post friend!! You’re the best— and deserve jellies and some of your own Jack Ryan too! Lots of love!

Author's Response: Haha you can definitely say it and thank you! I’d had this idea for so long, and it seemed like a good day to post! So happy you enjoyed it! Thank you for a great review as always! 

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Jolly good old chap!

During the rewatch this is absolutely what I'll be expecting to happen in the scenes you've mentioned here. Glad to see Jim and Pam are successful in their jobs and in their bedroom adventures! Love the mention of the Einstein in here as well.

I like his fancy tie

Author's Response:

Thank you kind sir.

I think if you want to see those scenes, you're gonna have to find Jacking Off Ryan.

I like his fancy tie too. And fancy other things.

Toodle pip! 

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Well, I'm never gonna look at Jack Ryan the same way again thanks to this. It'll be like watching the regular scenes and I'll be like "Isn't he supposed to be having sex in here?"

Author's Response: You. Are. Welcome.