Date: March 17, 2007 05:55 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
This story should come with a "No Liquids While Reading" warning! I mean, "Hot and dark. Like Denzel Washington," followed by, "her shirt magically disappeared, probably sliced to ribbons by her sharp little nipples," with the, "He fondled her boobies" just after? I didn't know if I was gonna choke to death or pee my pants!
Bravo!!
Author's Response:
I didn't know if I was gonna choke to death or pee my pants!
In the world of Bad!Fic, this line is a total TWSS!
Date: March 17, 2007 05:52 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
I think you've succeeded at the impossible - put Jim in a supply closet and made it unsexy. Encased in Jello. Dental dams. His winkie. Sticky pants. Totally appalling. Bravo. You have to be good, to be this bad.
Author's Response: Jim's alien life force arms (all three of them) would give you a great big hug if they could. He's cool like dat.
Date: March 17, 2007 05:17 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
Magnificantly Bad! Brava!
Author's Response: Either you have a bizarre fetish or a fine appreciation for horrific prose. Maybe both. I like that. Call me.
Date: March 17, 2007 05:14 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
hilarious. thank you. :)
Author's Response: You are very welcome. I am glad I could serve your bad smut needs.
Date: March 17, 2007 04:55 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
Dental dam... sweet!
Author's Response: I do have a fondness for the dental dam and the "I play safe, my lover" line, but maybe that is because I was in college during the heyday of earnest safe-sex education......
Date: March 17, 2007 04:51 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
That was pretty funny. Especially the winkie/birth canal line.
Author's Response: I am very fond of that line, myself.
Date: March 17, 2007 04:45 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
I don't know what to say...just so bad...
"I want to have your winkie inside my birth canal!"
That is brilliant in its unsexiness.
Author's Response: The term "birth canal" may just be one of the best erection-removers known to womankind, when spoken to a single 20-something male....
5 [Report This]Date: March 17, 2007 04:41 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
wooo... that was so bad! in my mind, when they are announcing to each other what dirty deeds they would like to partake in, their index fingers are raised and pointed at the ceiling. the only way it could have been worse (meaning better) is if they said "Indeed!" after each sentence. or "Brilliant!" like the two puppets in the Guiness commercials.
Brilliant!
really though, good job.
Author's Response: Oh, I was totally picturing the same thing.....nothing like accurate descriptions.....
8 [Report This]Date: March 17, 2007 04:20 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
My favorite part? "Hot and dark. Like Denzel Washington."
Really, you did a horrible job with this. Just horrible. So...that's a good thing, right?
Author's Response: I actually had to go back and change a few things, just to be sure that nothing could ever be a turn-on to any non-crazy person....in the case of smut, being REALLY bad is actually kind of hard. (TWSS)