Reviews For Cold Openings
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Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 09:29 pm Title: Sex and the Silly

Oh my god. SO freaky, but so something Jim would say to get Michael off his back. Excellent.

Author's Response: I had a lot of fun with this one... thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 09:26 pm Title: The Invitation

Hahaha! That was funny. Dwight's attempt to prank! If only... hee.

Author's Response: A Dwight prank would be so obvious to me... lol.. he would give it away instantly... Thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 09:24 pm Title: Anatomy of an Office

Ah, I like it. I like it a lot. Michael could be the ass. Jim would be the brains. I agree with that. Or the funny bone. Either way. Hee. Great work.

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 09:21 pm Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse

It is taking all I can muster not to laugh out loud at this. Brilliant. Okay, I'm laughing out loud now.

Author's Response: lol.. thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 09:19 pm Title: Battle Buddies

Oh, man, awkward Michael! Brilliant.

Author's Response: Thanks!

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Date: December 04, 2008 09:00 pm Title: The Joker Quit and Went to Staples.

Now that's excellent. Great job with this one. I had a feeling Jim would walk through the door and I'd be laughing my butt off. You never cease to amaze me!

Author's Response: Yeah, you just know Jim will show up and mess with Dwight.. lol.. thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 08:33 pm Title: Subterior Motive

Ha. I love the way you write the whole crew. Amazing. Andy's line about the Xterra? Hysterical! Great as usual!

Author's Response: Andy is unbelievable... he's fun to write... thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 08:27 pm Title: Business Cards

The prank that keeps on giving! Absolutely I love it!

Author's Response: I'd forgotten about this one.. lol.. thank you!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 08:21 pm Title: Bag man

HA! Okay, that's so incredibly Michael-like. Excellent.

Author's Response: Thanks!

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Date: December 04, 2008 08:18 pm Title: The Other

Oh my god. This one? Priceless. This has to be my favorite one so far. Anything with Jim and Pam together, ganging up on Dwight? makes my night complete. Great work.

Author's Response: I need to do more like that... I love when they work in tandem. Thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 08:16 pm Title: Sleep Over

Oh, man, you've even snuck CREED in here! Perfection. I loved every word! So funny and Creed-like! Thanks!

Author's Response: The name Creed is very close to the word creepy... lol.. thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 08:15 pm Title: A Rose By Any Other Name

I am back and ready to read more of these hysterical cold openings. This was hysterical! Kelly's lines were so in character and they had me in stitches after a long night! Thanks so much for yet another great one!

Author's Response: You are very welcome! I really appreciate you reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 12:47 pm Title: Four Stars

Okay, that was brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Awesome job with this one, I could definitely picture that too. :) And aww, JAM moment!

Author's Response: Well, I need to have more Jam moments in these things, I really do... I think I'm gonna try to write something sweet soon.. thanks!

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Date: December 04, 2008 12:44 pm Title: Peanuts - Super-Hero Parent Killers

Haha. That one was funny. Snoopy and Batman... hee.

Author's Response: My geekiest and silliest C/O.... lol.. thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 12:38 pm Title: Up To Speed

Ha. I can picture the first Kevin part happening. Awesome. :)

Author's Response: I need to write more Kevin.. he kills me...

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 12:34 pm Title: Early

This one was great! I could hear Toby's lines. Awesome.

Author's Response: Ah, Toby... good to have him back... thanks!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 12:31 pm Title: 300

These are so funny! I can picture every scene. Great job.

Author's Response: Thank you! That's the most I can ask for!

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Date: December 04, 2008 12:28 pm Title: Wacked

That had me laughing out loud! Priceless, Jim, priceless! Thanks for a great one!

Author's Response: lol.. thanks!

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Date: December 04, 2008 12:25 pm Title: Ask Dwight

Now THAT was hysterical! I loved the ask Dwight box. Hee. Great work. The questions were excellent!

Author's Response: I haven't read this one in awhile.. this may be my favorite Dwight Talking Head that I did.. thanks so much!

Reviewer: JamJunkie14 Signed [Report This]
Date: December 04, 2008 12:17 pm Title: Dummies

Oh man, this is hysterical! I can't wait to read the rest. I could so picture Jim saying the "unprofessional" line... :)

Author's Response: Hey thanks! Always great to have a new reader!

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed [Report This]
Date: December 03, 2008 07:42 am Title: Dummies

Why are there so many pretty boy vampire movies?

I share Dwight's curiosity on that one.

Hilarious as usual, and I loved the "slam my door for me" line. Vintage Michael. It's funny how a misreading of yours led to this. Please keep misreading, if this is how it turns out.

Author's Response: lol.. yeah, now I have to speed through all the posts and hope I stumble across another one like this... man. Thanks, Jazzy!

Reviewer: NanReg Signed [Report This]
Date: December 03, 2008 07:12 am Title: Why Ask Why?

Reading about your "screw up" makes this even funnier! 

Go back to your cave, midget killer.  That absolutely killed ME!  And Dwight. Slam my door for me.  Too much! 



Author's Response: Thanks Nan! I love writing Michael being bitter. : )

Reviewer: Jamgela Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: December 02, 2008 06:23 pm Title: Why Ask Why?

ROFLMAO!!!! I have tears rolling from my eyes from laughing so hard! This was one of your best chapters, and the mistake was genius. I know that makes no sense, but...from dating to cannibalism. Our society is going way downhill. And I loved the Twilight reference, I could so see Dwight all hyped up for it and then seeing it...sigh. Stupid low budget bad director crap. No offense. Off topic, but whatever, I love this!!!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I'm still amazed that I goofed that up like that... lol.. I have to get more sleep, I really do. And don't apologize for the Twilight knock. I was just telling a co-worker today that I'm sick of pretty A&F vampire flicks. Where's a big old,ugly, vicious werewolf when you need one?

Reviewer: NanReg Signed [Report This]
Date: November 17, 2008 07:29 am Title: Orientation

MICHAEL
Rook out, Jim! Pam rike-a hot
Asian guy to rick her up and down
rike-a rorripop!

No he didn't!  Yes...he did. 

JIM
Are you… Astro from the Jetsons?
Cause that’s what you sound like.

Bwah!
 

Kevin, I could hear everyone's voice while reading this--really spot on and so funny.

Enjoy the trailer!



Author's Response: Thanks Nan! And I can't wait! Only 2 hours and 23 minutes to go!

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed [Report This]
Date: November 17, 2008 06:34 am Title: Orientation

"Maybe he's a Chow."

Bwahahahahaha. Kudos, funny as usual. I'm so sorry we missed the Obama/Sarah Palin argument.

"Now, if you'll excuse me I have to be like Dwight and prepare myself to geek out on the Star Trek trailer laster today"

Neener, neener, I saw it yesterday. And it was awesome.

Author's Response: lol.. you suck!! lol... Cool! I can't wait! And I'm glad you liked the C/O!

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