I will never look at a tube of toothpaste the same way again. So, thanks a lot for that. :P

Author's Response:

Sorry.  More brain bleach needed.

I was really just going for a chatty Kelly moment.  I'm not sure Kelly would actually say any of that, now that I think of it.  I think Kelly just has this idea that babies are awesome and she wants them right away with Ryan, but I can't actually see her thinking about labor and delivery and the constant care they need.  She would probably find those things "not awesome." ;)