I shouldn’t be reading this at work on my lunch break, but here we are.

UGH. THESE TWO FOR SEASONS REALLY *WERE* WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. UGH.

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*For many reasons, I stay far away from clergymen, so I can't be blamed here either. *

HA! (Also, oof)

*But I got a little careless. I haphazardly sent it toward Angela...who happens to sit next to a gay accountant named Oscar. You remember Oscar? I saw the sparrow kind of ricochet off of him before finding its way to Angela.

Oops.*

Omg, I think this one is my favorite so far.

First off - is it *really* heaven if you can't get the equivalent of a Blizzard?

I love the Pastor Davis relationship here, because it makes so much sense that the person to lead Angela astray would be someone from the church. "Let's just say you probably don't want to sit in any of the back four pews of that church" - what is with her and semi-public spaces?

"I think you would make an excellent regional manager." This is a sext.

"He was about to ruin one of my favorite pairings, and with Dairy Queen on the line!" I feel this so hard.

This is such a fun Cupid voice in general, and it really shines through in this chapter - between the Dairy Queen and him being bitter with Dwight and his specific rules of Cupid-ing, he's just great here.

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These have been such a joy to read. So much fun. Looking forward to the ones to come.