Jim's Secret by EmilyHalpert

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1. Avoidance by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 7] 1 (818 words)

so… I got inspired to write this story as I was waking up. I can honestly say that my first conscious thought was about the Office.

This isn’t beta’d, so sorry.

Oh, and guess what, Jim, Karen, and Pam all type like I do… who would have thought?

 

As always, I don’t own a single thing related to The Office, Wiis, or anything such as that. I do own many teddy bears. Not that that is related to anything in this story.

2. Lies Revealed by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 7] (609 words)

Just another short chapter. I think I am kinda playing around with time frames here. Hopefully its not to distraction.

Writing this I realize its going to be a slow story… so, um, yeah, hopefully you won’t mind. Its mostly thoughts and descriptions, because that’s what I write best.

Thanks to Andrea, who was totally nice and made my morning :)

Again, I own nothing related to The Office. I am however, the proud owner of pair of dirty flip-flops. Again, that is related to absolutely nothing.

Un beta’d

3. Memories by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] (534 words)

Thanks so much for all the reviews, they make me amazingly happy.

This chapter and the next are like super descriptive. But after these two, it gets more on action. I just enjoy writing all this descriptive stuff.

Light language in this chapter. Don’t expect anything more than a T rating, since I have a G rated mind (I think one of the most interesting descriptions I ever heard was my mind was like a basket of kittens… not sure what that means, but it is probably accurate).

Secret is revealed in this chapter… although just like a slight mention. You will have to wait until tomorrow to get more information… hahaha. I am just evil like that.

Next on the items I own that are not The Office: A really fluffy sweater. It’s like a constant hug. It’s amazing. Yet, it isn’t The Office, it isn’t anything related to The Office. So, don’t sue.

Un beta’d

4. Unrealized Beauty by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 3] 2 (660 words)

Thanks to Too Late Kev who continues to make my day.

Reviews are like, Irish Soda Bread. Simply the best thing in the world. Specially when warm and fresh from the oven. Okay, maybe that last thing only applies to Irish Soda Bread.

This is a heavy descriptive chapter. Promise after this it isn’t as bad heavy on the description.

Pointless Disclaimer number 104957202429: I own a spiral notebook with drawings and floor plans of what I wanted my future house to be like when I was a teenager. I do not own these characters, or anything like that. Lets review. Do own a spiral notebook of weird drawings of a teenage mind. Don’t own the office. There will be a quiz later, so study up.

Un beta’d. I probably could use a beta. Unless I get a volunteer though, they shall remain unbeta’d and using my pathetic grammar and spelling skills.

5. Experimental Design by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 3] 1 (667 words)

You get two chapters in one day!! Partly because the last two were slow, I figure I give you a bit more. But mostly because tomorrow is going to be packing and driving and setting up my computer again… so not really a good time to upload chapters.

Less slow descriptive stuff here. It has dialogue! Whoa… there is a shock :P

Now, what do I own and what don’t I own? I told you there would be a quiz.

I do own a spiral notebook with weird drawings. I don’t own The Office. And, for a bit more fun trivia – I also own a Viagra pen. I found it somewhere. It is by far the nicest pen I have. And, it has become my official Red Cross pen.

6. Mixed Messages by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 6] 1 (452 words)

If I could make a list of everyone who has been so amazing in comments and messages and everything… well, that list would be longer than this chapter. But seriously, every review I get, every email, every message, heck, even every reply to reviews I get just like, warm my heart and make me get all happy. You guys are the greatest most amazingest people ever. Yes, I did just invent the word amazingest to describe ya’ll.

This may get kinda confusing. The italics are thoughts… and the regular is what is said. Hopefully you can figure it all out.

I own a soccer ball. Soccer was totally my life until my knee went out. I still miss soccer. But, I own the ball, I don’t own The Office. I will always own a soccer ball, and I fear I will never own The Office.

Thanks Devon (DayDreamBeliever) and Jenny (sharky) for betaing for me! It would have been far more confusing without your help.

7. Author's Note by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 3] 1 (146 words)

8. Explaining Nothing by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 3] 1 (598 words)

Fluffon is the devil. Right now, he is behaving, but threatening his evil plans. I managed to get it to work, so I was able to salvage the most recent chapters, and stuff. But I live off of my computer, so, if I can just hold out ‘til May. I swear, I have the worst luck with computers.

I don’t own The Office. I claim ownership of three flower petals a three year old gave me today. Technically, she found them on the ground of her neighbor’s driveway, so I don’t really know where the ownership truly lies. But I am claiming them as my own. I am not making such a claim about The Office.

Thanks so much to Jenny (sharky) for the beta.

9. Package by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 4] 2 (523 words)

Again, thanks for all the amazing reviews.

I am posting this now, because I have to be on my computer to write a sucky lab write up. How am I supposed to explain why my dog will wait 10 minutes for me to kick a ball?

You know something else I own… I own the first five seasons of CSI on DVD. It’s a good show. Anyway, I own that on DVD, but I don’t own The Office. Got it? Good. Now read and don’t sue.

Thanks to Jenny (sharky) for the beta, because, well, she is awesome.

10. Confrontation by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] 1 (450 words)

I don’t own The Office. But as I am writing this, I am curled up in a wonderful blanket that I do own. It’s soft and warm and just great. I also now own a SuperPoke on Facebook, which was just awesome. I just got it, therefore, am super happy about it.

Jenny (sharky) was an amazing beta. So, she rocks.

11. High School by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 4] 1 (550 words)

If anyone wants to know what my next two days are going to be like, read my fic How Not To Save A Life. 2 classes, 13 hours of CPR. Not cool!

I just bought the newest John Marsden book. I am totally excited. Now if only you could buy The Office on Amazon… But, ya can’t, so therefore, I don’t own it, and I better not be sued. (but go buy a book by John Marsden. It’s worth it, I promise)

Thanks again to Jenny (sharky) for the beta.

12. No Longer Known by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] (743 words)

This is the end of Karen. I wanted to give it a cleaner end. I dunno.

I own a box of Cheerios. I went shopping. Shame you can’t just pick up ownership of the best TV show in the world at Publix. Oh well. Don’t sue.

Thanks to Jenny for the beta.

13. Collaboration? by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 3] 1 (480 words)

Two chapters in one day, because, um, I felt like it.

I don’t own The Office. I do own a pack of index cards. Not as exciting.

Thanks to Jenny (sharky)

14. Collage by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] (508 words)

I own a really sucky analytical chemistry book. It really is just a stupid annoying piece of crap. I would rather own The Office. But apparently, it doesn’t work that way. No suing allowed, unless you want my piece o’ crap analytical book. And trust me, no one wants that injustice bestowed on them.

Thanks to Jenny (sharky) for betaing

15. Possibilities by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] (336 words)

Two chapters. Because life is really busy, and um, I wanted to post two chapters. But mostly because life is insanely busy.

This is a short chapter. I couldn’t think of more for this section.

I better finish this story soon, because I am running out of things I own. But next up on the list – I own a gel sticky flower. It is in my car’s window. But, I don’t think that qualifies me to say I own The Office. So, yeah.

Jenny (sharky) betaed for me again….

16. Iceman by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] (573 words)

I am watching Casino Night right now. I totally love this show. Anyways, I decided to mention the fabulous artwork I own. I have a great drawing my four-year-old neighbor made me – it shows me as a giant stick figure. I only have one arm in it. And she is just about the size of my foot according to the drawing. And then there is a tree in the background. And a blue sun. Sadly, that drawing is much better than my drawings. As much as I love The Office, that drawing means too much to me and I wouldn’t trade it for ownership of The Office. So, I don’t own The Office (because I am sure if I had said I would trade it, Greg Daniels would just be calling me to make the trade).

Thanks to jenny for betaing.

17. Art Finds You by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] (817 words)

Another two chapters in one day. because I want to get those story all completed. And because life is insanely busy. 

 

Kinda a long chapter :)

Hum, my item of the day – I own a lot of red dot stickers. I pretended I had measles for a week. I will shut up about it, before I write an entire page on measles. I don’t own The Office. I am sure if I did, I would make them all be supporting the Measles Initiative 24/7.

Jenny betaed for me :)

18. Capture The Beauty by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 3] (523 words)

I wasn’t going to post today. I am insanely busy. But, I just got some amazing news and am amazingly happy. So, therefore, you are rewarded with new secret.

I do own a digital camera as I have mentioned before. And Michael used a digital camera in the Christmas Party episode. So, that means I own The Office, right? No? Darn.

Jenny betaed for me

19. Misinterpretations by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] 1 (593 words)

There was a bank I passed on the street yesterday and its name was FNB. And all I could think was Fancy New Beesly. It is safe to say this show broke my brain.

Anyways, I own a fish I named Jim. He is cute and wonderful. Not as good as the Real Jim. But, if there was every a fish version of The Office, and they needed a fish to play Jim, he would get the role. But, until that time, I don’t own The office. So, no suing.

For the second to last time, Jenny betaed.

20. Epilogue (Journey) by EmilyHalpert [Reviews - 1] 2 (345 words)

I do own Jenna Fischer’s autograph. I still get happy thinking about that every day. *smiles to herself* Okay, I guess I should get off of happy land. I would be in even more happy land if I could get John’s autograph. But, still, having Jenna’s is just awesome. But, for the last time this fic – I don’t own The Office.

Jenny was amazing and betaed most of this for me, cleaning up a lot of little grammar stuff and getting rid of excess descriptions.