"Ungh?"

"Good morning my dearest, darling, dumpling-cakes! How is the most beautiful woman-"

"Michael I told you not to call me before 7:00 unless it was an emergency."

"Well of course it's an emergency, Jan! I woke up and you weren't here! My heart cannot go on without you."

"Okay." Jan paused, "Michael, I'm going to hang up now, but why don't I call you on my way into the office?"

 "But-"

"I will call you later Michael." Click.

She rolled over and covered her head with the pillow, but try as she might she just couldn't stop smiling.