"Tell me boy now, wouldn't that be sweet?"

He climbed the stairs singing along to the TV in his living room. He'd started watching VH1 every morning years ago to improve his cultural awareness.

Michael loved this song. It reminded him of his week with Jan in Sandals, Jamaica.

Not that he needed to escape, he smirked. Unlike Gwen, his whole life was like being on vacation. He had the perfect job, his condo was fabtabulous, and best of all, he had the world's greatest girlfriend. Now, if he could only get rid of Toby, life would really be sweet.