1. Betty Crocker I Ain't by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 9] 2 (1587 words)

Okay, this is my first (published) attempt at fanfiction, so be gentle.  I don't own the characters of Jim, Pam, Roy or Karen. Greg Daniels and company do.   I think the rest are up for grabs.  The bidding will start at $10. 

2. On the Lam in the Nutmeg State by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 8] 1 (1000 words)
Now that we've met Mommy Beesley, it's time we got to know the loins of Jim's fruit.  Or something less dirty. 

3. For This, Mendez Is Gonna Get Off Scot-Free by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 3] (371 words)

Pam's turn again, dropping the bomb on her mother. Super short chapter this time.  Sorry!

4. At Least It Gets Better With Age, Unlike The Singer by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 4] (638 words)

Jim's back in town and his mother is excited to see him, so of course she doesn't.  Title is a (cheap) shot at one Michael Lee Aday. 

5. But What Kind of Name is Tootie Anyway? by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 4] 1 (906 words)

A Slice of Christmas Pam.  The movie she's watching is "Meet Me in St. Louis".  It's also where the title comes from. 

6. You Would Have Failed Me If It'd Used That Word by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 4] 1 (1184 words)

Back at the Halperts.  I love writing these guys.  Oh, the book title belongs to David Foster Wallace

7. And To Think, I Bought That First Box Of Crayons by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 3] 1 (1199 words)

This one takes place during "Traveling Salesman", but if you haven't seen the newpeat version, I guess there's spoilers here for it. 

I tried to make Daddy Beesley a little nicer in this one without giving him a personality disorder. 

8. Bring on the Deep Fried Alligator by Gravity Defier [Reviews - 10] 2 (1253 words)

I changed it up a bit this chapter, having them actually share face time.  There are spoilers ahead for 'Phyllis's Wedding'.  Also, Cooper's does serve deep-friend alligator, which weirds me out a little.