“Oh, yeah, It’s great that Paula’s marrying…what was his name again?

“Right, Tim.  Anyway, I’m happy to see those two kids get together…the way he used to stare at her, you knew he had it bad.

“Then he left, and he came back and it was like watching one of those dating shows on TV…at least, from what I hear they’re like…I don’t own a television.  Anyway, the man had to choose between two girls.  Tim chose Paula…not that there was ever any real doubt.

“And then there’s the free food.  I love free food.

“I actually stole my invitation from a stack I saw on her desk.  I don’t think they would have known where to send it.

“I don’t think I know where they could have sent it.

“Yeah, I guess some Beesly cousins won’t be getting their invite.  Hope that doesn’t cause a family feud or something.” (Shrugs.)