I absolutely love this Louis Armstrong song of coy and clever double entendres.  Just a short little bit of dialogue about one of Jim's, um, body parts and my explanation for what Pam was doing checking out celebrity porn.

Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks them, I know
Oh, why ask if shad do it?
Waiter, bring me shad roe!
In shallow shoals, English soles, do it
Goldfish, in the privacy of bowls, do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

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"Pam, you've never seen it?"

"No. The only thing I've ever heard about it is how huge Tommy Lee is. When did you see it?"

"Right after it came out. Mark bought it. He paid like fifty bucks for it. Stupid."

"So...not worth it, huh?"

"Well, it was kind of creepy."

"Creepy?"

"Yeah, I had a little trouble with the whole ‘Pam Anderson' thing."

"Really?"

"Stop laughing. It really affected my concentration at work after I saw that thing."

"But I never became Pam Anderson!"

"And for that, I'm very grateful. But, still."

"Hmmm....."

"What?"

"Is he really that...big?"

"I have no idea how tall Tommy Lee is."

"Jim, that's not what I meant!"

"Oh, really, Pam? What did you mean?"

"I just can't believe he's . . . taller than you are."

"I am pretty tall."

"You're very tall, Jim.'

"Too tall?"

"Oh, no! No, you're just the perfect height."

"Tommy Lee's kind of skinny. Thin."

"Oh, yeah, yuck. You're not at all. The first time I saw you without your clothes...naked...I thought, wow, he's, um, not skinny."

"'Not skinny' is quite the compliment, Pam."

"What's the right word then? Thick? meaty? beefy? That sounds like a can of soup or something!"

"Pam, I am not as big around as a soup can."

"Oh my God! I never said that!"

"Are we talking about my...?"

"Salami?"

"Salami? Oh, Pam."

"What? Do you want me to say ‘penis' Jim? I hate that word."

"Good thing you don't hate my penis."

"I love your . . . baguette."

"Wow. Salami, baguette, and a can of soup. You've succeeded in making a full lunch menu out of nicknames for my penis, Pam. I hope you're proud of yourself."

"I am! Pamela Anderson could never do that!"