“Add the tequila….”

“Kelly, I don’t really drink.” Pam squirmed uncomfortably.

“Margarita Madness!!”

“Yeah, but-”

“God if I were you, I’d drink all the time.”

“Wha-”

“I mean, Karen is totally hot and with Jim….”

“I’m not. Jim and I-”

“Oh! Get drunk and make out with him! Guilt-free.”

“I’d never-”

“The Dundies?”

Pam blushed.