“Thanks for bringing the…fruit juice, Pam.”

“Sure Angela…I’m sorry about Sprinkles….and….Dwight.”

“Do you think he was jealous of her?”

“Why?”

“Because she was my best friend, and he is my gentleman-lover.”

“Umm…”

“But…. he knows only hussies have male best friends.”

“Jim—

“And I’m not a hussy!”

She sighed.

“I’m never eating French fries again.”