“Pam, what date did you have sex with Jim?”

Kelly drained her Appletini.

“Wow….I—

“ If you like someone….it doesn’t make you a slut to not wait…right?”

“Um…”

“Never on the first date…obviously…you lose the power….”

“Right…”

“But second date?”

“With whom?”

“Darryl”

“When was the first date?”

“Um…he brought me up paper yesterday…. remember?”