“Jim! I love you sooooooooooooooooo much.”

“I love you too Pam.”

She slurped her margarita.

“Nononono! You don’t even know….” Her hands waved wildly.

“You and I? It’s like God is saying, ‘Hey….Pam, here’s the perfect guy for you’ and I’m like…..

Jim waited as she sipped.

…Oh….okay….thanks God.”

“Wow. That was…. poetic?”

Pam nodded wide-eyed.