“Pam?”

“Um…yeah?”

Michael sipped his Nutrisweeted Chocolatini.

“What do you like in a man?”

“We’re not…”

“No! Not…not us, I wouldn’t do that to Jim.”

Pam looked at the camera.

“I mean…in generality what do women like?”

“Um….it depends on the woman.”

“What about the kind that will let me put babies in them?”

“Oh.”