He took a gulp of his Sex On The Beach.

“Are you absolutely sure?”

“Yes, Michael.”

“It’s just—I know people change.”

‘I’m not.”

“Like Jan! Ever since Carol and I….”

“Please don’t.”

“Started physical love-making….”

“Stop.”

“She’s always mad. Maybe she’s a lesbian.”

“I’m not gay.”

“You sure Ryan? Hotness is universal.”

"I'm leaving."