“They've been going out how long now?”

“Six weeks Friday.”

“Holy Mother of God.”

“I know! You created a monster.”

“If only that monster didn't think we were its best friends.”

“It's just a movie and dinner, Jim.”

“But every Friday?”

“We could be sick tomorrow....”

“Get on that, Beesly. Something contagious.”

“Kandidium Exhaustivitis?”

“Nice.”