“They've been going out how long now?”
“Six weeks Friday.”
“Holy Mother of God.”
“I know! You created a monster.”
“If only that monster didn't think we were its best friends.”
“It's just a movie and dinner, Jim.”
“But every Friday?”
“We could be sick tomorrow....”
“Get on that, Beesly. Something contagious.”
“Kandidium Exhaustivitis?”
“Nice.”