To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Neck pillows

Not to be the girlfriend that puts you on the spot, but do you notice anything different about me today?

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Cartoons

Your hair. You curled it. And you have on new nail polish. And I’ve never seen those shoes before. You also have an adorable little cut on the top right corner of your forehead. It’s probably less than the size of your fingernail.

I promise I’m not gay.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Ear hairs

Wow, you noticed all of that? I didn’t even notice half of that.

There’s a scar on my forehead? pout

I know you’re not gay. You keep me well informed of that. You must really like this shirt…

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Casinos

So, what were you referring to? The curled hair?

Your scar, like I said, is hardly noticeable and yet also adorable.

It’s not the shirt… Sorry, am I staring too much?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: iTunes

Yeah, the curled hair… What do you think?

No, you’re okay. You stare better than Michael.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Dwight

I think you’re gorgeous no matter what your hair looks like, but I really do like the curls.

Want me to deck him for you?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Jared

Oh, thanks honey. That’s commendable but…. Let’s be honest, you couldn’t deck Michael, baby…

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Blue busted gods

Thanks for the faith in me, darling.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Irritable Bowls Syndrome

I have faith in you, pumpkin. Just not faith in your fighting abilities. And to be honest, I’m not sure I want to have faith in them.

To: Pamela Beesly

From: Jim Halpert

Subject: Samosas

Okay sugar pie. Next time someone comes up and tries to attack you, I’ll make sure to step back and let the fighter of the relationship take control.

Are you ready for the next question?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Luaus

Bring it on.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Kwanzaa

Now, you have to think about this one, okay?

Question 18: Will you go to Chicago with me?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Overcoats

My mind is going back to the cute little explanation you put on the playlist you gave me… And yeah, in a little while, I wouldn’t mind driving to Chicago with you. As long as you’ll lay under California Stars with me.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Cream and Sugar

I’d lay under any stars with you.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Funyuns

Where is this going?

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: YooHoo

That’s up to you.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Pantaloons

Let me rephrase the question. Where do you want this to go?

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Rockstar

I want it all, Pam.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Strippers

What exactly is ‘all’?

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Mellow Yello

Okay, I’ll be blunt then. And please don’t do that trick you do where you make me wait for years before you acknowledge what I said and tell me what your answer is.

I want to be the one that holds your hand when your arthritis is bad. I don’t know... I’m really bad at this sharing my feelings stuff.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Lipstick

The arthritis bit was really adorable, Jim… But really, can you let me in a little bit more? I didn’t make this one of my questions because I don’t want you to feel obligated, but I would like to know.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Blind dogs

Okay, Pam. I want to marry you. I want to live in a house with a terrace with you, I want you to be the one that helps me find Luke’s tennis shoes and Leia’s barrettes. I want to kiss you every morning when you wake up and right before you fall asleep. I want us to be that couple that people see in fifty years and say “oh they’re so cute.”

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Short romeo

Wow, thank you. That’s really sweet.

And what if you change your mind, or I do something totally unforgiveable?

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Zac Efron

I’ll still be here.

I’ve decided something; do you want to hear it?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Avocado green

What is it?

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Toilet paper

I will never be the one to let go of this relationship. I’m in it forever.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Erasers

Oh my god, Jim…

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Bob Vance

Uh… what?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Queen Victoria

That was the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: You’re beautiful

Well, it’s how I feel… What about you…?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: You’re adorkable

I want the same things you do.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Fields of Gold

Then, let’s plan on it.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Uncle Al

Okay.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Skidmarks

Okay.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Letter grades

You’re grinning like an idiot right now, baby.

Oh, and I have an update on Hannah. When you’re ready.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Art shows

You’re grinning like an idiot too.

An update on Hannah? From her mouth or Laura’s?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Head coverings

I just can’t help it…

From her mouth. She called me yesterday and told me that she’s feeling better. She talked to her mom about everything and she feels happy now. She called me when she got home from school to tell me how she was feeling (I know, I’m such a mom… to your niece) and she just sounded so happy. Oh, and she keeps asking about how we’re doing. Me and you.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Yale

Oh, I’m really glad to hear she’s feeling better. Does she really call you every day when she gets home from school?

What did you tell her? About us.

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Animal control

Yes, she really does call me every day.

I told her we were doing really well. She asked if I thought we’d ever get married. I told her I thought that might be possible.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Staplers

Might be possible?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Trenchcoats

Baby, she’s eight… I can’t tell her anything other than that. I don’t want to make her promises I can’t keep. Even if we did already agree, I just don’t feel right about it. Okay?

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Homeless

Okay, works for me.

Are we moving too fast for you, Beesly?

To: Jim Halpert
From: Pamela Beesly
Subject: Freckes

Oh! Absolutely not. I’ve known you were right for a while, Jim. Now it’s just official steps. And I trust you.

Speaking of that… My parents are coming into town this weekend. We were planning on going out to dinner and maybe to a movie Friday night… Will you come with? I’d love for them to meet you.

To: Pamela Beesly
From: Jim Halpert
Subject: Alpha males

Well, that’s good to know. I’m glad.

Yes. I’d love to come! Just let me know.